Men Versus Women - Genders Differences

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Men Versus Women - Genders Differences

  1. 1. MEN V/SWOMEN
  2. 2. Men : To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women : Women use scented, colored stationery and they dot the "i" with circles or hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in the "b" and "g". It is a pain to read a note from a woman. Even when shes dumping you, she will put a smiley face at the end of the note. Handwriting
  3. 3. Women : A woman makes a list of things she needs, then goes out to the store and buys those things. Men : A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a beer. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tight. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the express lane. Groceries
  4. 4. Women : When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out, and she will write a poem "All Men Are Idiots". Then she moves on. Men : A six months after the break-up, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and Ill never forgive you, and I hate you, and youre a total floozy. But I want you to know that theres always a chance for us." This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" phone call, that 99% of all men have made. Relationships
  5. 5. Women: They prefer 30-40 minutes of foreplay. Men : They prefer 30-40 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving back to her place part of the foreplayForeplay …….
  6. 6. Women: They mature much faster than men. Most 17-year old females can function as adults. Men: Most 17-year old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedges after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work out. Maturity
  7. 7. Men: Mens magazines often feature pictures of naked women. Men are turned on at the sight of a naked womans body. Women: Womens magazines also feature pictures of naked women. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day. Most naked men elicit laughter from women. Magazines
  8. 8. Men: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. Women: The average number of items in the typical womans bathroom is 437. A man cannot identify most of these items. Bathrooms
  9. 9. Women : When preparing for work, a woman will put on a wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. Men: A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. Lets not talk about how many days hell wear the same socks. Shoes
  10. 10. Women: A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. Men: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. Children
  11. 11. Women: A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. Men: A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals Dressing Up
  12. 12. Women: Women do laundry every couple of days.Men: A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants (the ones that were hip about eight years ago) before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. Laundry
  13. 13. Men: When the check comes, each man will each throw in $20 bills, even though its only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.Women: When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. Eating Out
  14. 14. Men: Men are vain and will check themselves out in a mirror. Women: They are ridiculous; they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store windows bald guys heads. Mirrors
  15. 15. Women: When a woman reaches menopause, she goes through a variety of complicated emotional, psychological, and biological changes. The nature and degree of these changes varies with the individual. Men: Menopause in a man provokes a uniform reaction - he buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche. Menopause
  16. 16. Men: Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people. Women: A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. The Phone
  17. 17. Women: Women like Richard Gere because he is sexy in a dangerous way. Men: Men hate Richard Gere because he reminds them of that slick guy who works at the health club and dates only married women. Richard Gere
  18. 18. Women: Little girls love to play with toys. Then at the age of 11 or 12, they lose interest. Men: Men as they get older, their toys simply become more expensive, silly and impractical. Examples of mens toys: little miniature TVs. Car phones. Complicated juicers and blenders. Graphic equalizers. Small robots that serve cocktails on command. Video games. Anything that blinks, beeps, and requires at least 6 "D" batteries to operate Toys
  19. 19. Men: Men take photography very seriously. Theyll shell out $4000 for state of the art equipment, and build dark rooms and take photography classes. Women: Women purchase Kodak Instamatics. Of course, women always end up taking better pictures. Cameras
  20. 20. Men: In the locker room men talk about three things: money, football, and women. They exaggerate about money, they dont know football nearly as well as they think they do, and they fabricate stories about women. Women: They talk about one thing in the locker room - sex. And not in abstract terms, either. They are extremely graphic and technical, and they never lie. Locker Rooms
  21. 21. Women: Every actress in the history of movies has had to do a nude scene. This is because every movie in the history of movies has been produced by a man. Men: The only actor who has ever appeared nude in the movies is Richard Gere. This is another reason why men hate him Movies
  22. 22. Men: Men need a good disagreement to get talking. For instance, "Wow, great movie." or "What are you, nuts? No REAL cop would have an Uzi that size.“ Women: Women, not having this problem, try to initiate conversations with men by saying something agreeable: "That garden by the roadside looks lovely." "Mm hmm." Pause. "That was a good restaurant last night, wasnt it?" "Yeah." And so on Conversation
  23. 23. Women: Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women whove never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends. Women also go to the restroom in packs, at least two women at a time. Men: Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons and never speak a word to each other. Never in history , a man excused himself from a restaurant table by saying, "Hey, Tom, I was just about to take a leak. Do you want to join me?" Restrooms

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