The senses-shattering origin of John Garrett and his 40th anniversary!

1. 40th
ANNIVERSARY
SPECIAL!
“THE ORIGIN OF JG!”
BY JOHN GARRETT
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2. OUR SON
WON’T PERISH
WHEN OUR
DOOMED WORLD
EXPLODES.
THIS ROCKET
WILL TAKE BABY
JG TO A
SAFE WORLD
--EARTH!

3. GOODBYE, MY AT LEAST
SON...AND GOOD OUR SON WILL
OUTLIVE HIS
LUCK!
WORLD!
I HOPE HE
FINDS A GOOD
HOME ON
EARTH!

4. DON’T WORRY,
DEAR. ALTHOUGH WE WON’T
SURVIVE, OUR LOVE
WILL...

5. “...AND IT WILL TRAVEL
ALONG WITH OUR SON, NO
MATTER WHERE HE MAY GO...”
“...THROUGHOUT ALL TIME
AND SPACE...”

6. “...FOREVER.”
“UNLESS...”

7. ...UNLESS FOR SOME REASON
HE BECOMES A CARTOONIST, OR
SOME KIND OF COMIC ARTIST...OR
STARTS A BLOG OF SOME SORT!
IN THAT
CASE WE WILL
WITHOUT QUESTION
DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTELY,
CATEGORICALLY, UNEQUIVOCALLY
NOT LOVE HIM, AND HE WILL BE
ON HIS OWN!!!

8. BUT I DON’T THINK
WE HAVE TO WORRY
HOLD ME.
ABOUT THAT.

9. I LOVE YOU,
BLACK LARA. I LOVE YOU,
BLACK JOR-EL.

17. 40 YEARS LATER

18. PLANET EARTH.

19. MILWAUKeE, WI, USA.

20. OH, JErRY
MAGUIRE...YOU
FINAlLY FOUND
LOVE.
YOU YOU
COMPLETE HAD ME AT
ME. HElLO.

21. SO BEAUTIFUL...
I CAN’T STAND
IT!
HONK!
ON K !
H
SNORT!!!

22. QUICKLY,
TO THE
INTERNET!
THE PUBLIC
WIlL BE INTERESTED
IN MY THOUGHTS ON
THIS 15 YEAR OLD
MOVIE!

23. FWASH
!!!
WHAT
THE..!?!

24. WE’RE THE
WHO 3 VIlLAINS
THE HECK ARE FROM BLACK
YOU?!? KRYPTON!
I’M BLACK
GENERAL ZOD,
THIS IS BLACK
NON...
AND
I’M BLACK
URSA!

25. W-WHAT DO
YOU WANT??
YOUR FATHER
SENTENCED US TO
AN ETERNITY IN THE
PHANTOM ZONE, AND
NOW WE’RE HERE FOR
REVENGE!

26. SO KNeEL,
SON OF BLACK
JOR-EL! KNeEL
BEFORE...BEFORE
UH...

27. ...sAY, IS
THIS YOUR
PLACE??
YEAH.
WHAT ABOUT
IT?

28. AND WHAT’S
WHAtTA THAT AWFUL
DUMP! STENCH??

29. WElL, I MAY BE
A BIT BEHIND IN MY eEEwW!
LAUNDRY, BUT I HARDLY
think “AWFUL STENCH”
IS FAIR...

30. LoOK
AT THIS PLACE!
IS THIS THE BEST
YOU CAN DO FOR
YOURSELF?!?
WElL, I --
IT’S BeEN
40 YEARS!!
TRUE,
BUT --
THIS
PLACE IS A
SHIT-HOLE!

31. WElL, THESE
ARE TRYING ECONOMIC
TIMES FOR EVERYONE
AND --
SHIT!
--AND EVERYONE’S
HAD TO MAKE DO WITH
LEsS THESE DAYS!
HOLE!
TO MAKE
EXTRA CASH I
AdDED A BUNCH MORE
GoOGLE ADS TO MY
BLOG --

32. GoOGLE
A BLOG??! ADS?! WHAT!?! DO YOU
TH-THAT’S
KNOW HOW
RIDICULOUS!
A BLOG
GoOGLE MUCH TRAfFIC YOU
ISN’T A
BUSINEsS! ADS AREN’T A HAVE TO PUSH TO
RELIABLE SOURCE GET DECENT
OF INCOME! MONEY ..???
you HAVE
neEd to get what YOU TRIED
ofF your asS HApPENS WHEN AfFILIATE
and get a THE NEXT GoOGLE MARKETING?!
job! UPDATE HITS??

33. OR WE’RE RIGHT
LISTEN CHUMPS,
WHAT, HUH?? HERE, PUNK!
DON’T COME AROUND
HERE TALKING AlL WHAT’S GOnNA
THIS TRASH -- HApPEN?
--YOU’RE
STARTING TO
MAKE ME
MAD!
GUYS!
Y GU YS! SO WHAT?
H E , GET MAD,
THEN!
DO
I’D SOMETHING,
LIKE TO THEN!
SeE ANY ONE I CAN
OF YOU DO DAMN WElL DO
BEtTER..!! BEtTER THAN
THIS!!

34. HEY GUYS!
,
ENOuUUGH!!

35. IT’S
2 IN THE I’M
FREAKIN’ TRYIN’ TA GET
MORNING!! SOME SLeEP
HERE!!!
NOW
WHAT’S
GOING
ON?

37. WElL?!?? I
SOMEBODY
DON’T HAVE AlL
SPEAK UP!
DAMN NIGHT!
WHAT’S THIS
AlL ABOUT??

39. THESE 3 VIlLAINS HE THINKS A
FROM BLACK KRYPTON SHOWED BLOG IS GOING
UP TALKING A LOT OF TRASH TO..!!
HIS FATHER
AND I REAlLY DON'T IMPRISONED US IN THE
ApPRECIATE IT!!!! PHANTOM ZONE AND NOW
WE'RE HERE FOR
REVENGE!!
EVERYONE HAS
BeEN ADVERSELY AfFECTED
and another
BY THE RECEsSION IT'S CAlLED
Thing, THIS PLACE
and --!!! TAKING PERSONAL
SMElLS LIKE
RESPONSIBILITY FOR
YOUR OWN FATE!!!!! FeET!!

40. AWRIGHT , YO JG,
AWRIGHT! SOrRY YOU GOT THAT
I ASKED! RENT? YOU’RE ALREADY
2 MONTHS BEHIND.
ER...I
DON’T HAVE BUT I PUT
IT RIGHT SOME MORE GoOGLE
NOW. ADS ON MY SITE SO
MAYBE IN A COUPLE
OF MONTHS...

41. eEhHhHH! IT’S YOU
ALWAYS ABOUT THE KNOW WHAT?
GoOGLE ADS WITH HIT THE BRICKS,
YOU, AIN’T IT? KID. YOU’RE
EVICTED!
NOW
SINCE I’M UP,
I GUEsS I’lL
STEP OUT ON
THE TOWN.
ANYONE
WHO’S NAME
AIN’T ON THE LEASE
HAD BEtTER GET
GHOST BY THE
TIME I COME
BACK...

42. ...OR I’M
CAlLING THE
COPS!!
L A M ! !
S

44. WeElLlLlLlLlLlL...
I GUEsS WE’lL BE
GOING NOW.
WE CAME HERE
TO DESTROY YOU,
BUT OBVIOUSLY LIFE HAS
ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF
THAT SoOoOoOO...

45. HEY, WOULD
YOU MIND KeEPING AN
EYE OUT FOR ANY PLACES
WITH CHEAP RENT? I’M
GOnNA NeED IT!

46. NOW THAT
YOU MENTION
IT WE DO KNOW OF
,
ONE PLACE...

47. 5 SECONDS LATER...

48. Stupid black
krypton vilLains! everyone
stupid phantom and everything in
zone! the entire universe
is stupid except
for me!!
Stupid rat
landlord!
WHEN
I GET OUtTA
HERE. . !

49. HEY, JG! FANCY
MeETIN’ YOU HERE,
BUdDY!
WHA..??
OH, NO! IT
CAN’T BE...NOT...
YOU?!?

50. YEAH, IT’S US,
THE STUPID CLOWNS! BOY ARE
REMEMBER US? FROM WE GLAD TO
YOUR EBoOK?? SeE YOU!
WE
FORGIVE YOU
FOR REVEALING OUR
InNERMOST SECRETS
TO THE WORLD!

51. CAN YOU IMAGINE
ANYTHING BEtTER THAN
SPENDING AlL OF ETERNITY
WITH US??

53. EhHhH.
WHATEVER.
IT COULD BE
WORSE.
NOT MUCH
WORSE, BUT
STIlL. . .

54. WE HEY!
JUST TElL DID I EVER
STORIES TO TElL YOU GUYS
PAsS THE ABOUT THE TIME I
...SO HAD CORNED BeEF
TIME!
WHAT’S THERE FOR DInNER??
TO DO AROUND NOT A
HERE? LOT!

55. oOH!
I NEVER HEARD
NO, THAT ONE BEFORE!
LET’S HEAR IT! WElL
SOUNDS
YES, I’M I’lL START AT THE
EXCITING!
PREtTY SURE ENDING - IT TURNS
TElL US AlL
YOU TOLD ME OUT THE CORNED BeEF
ABOUT IT!
THAT ONE ISN’T SUpPOSED TO BE
BEFORE... GReEN OR HAIRY
AT AlL!
YOU
DEFINITELY
TOLD THIS STORY WHAT’S
BEFORE! THAT? TElL
IT AGAIN?

56. WElL I’D
LIKE TO YEAH,
KNOW WHAT TElL IT
NO! I SAID AGAIN!
HApPENED IN SO WHERE
YOU ALREADY
THE END! WAS I? OH
TOLD THIS
STORY! YEAH, THE
END..!
GaAhHH!

57. YOU KNOW
WHAT GUYS? THIS
,
WHAT??
GIVES ME AN IDEA
FOR ANOTHER
E-BoOK!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

58. THE END
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