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Wooden Bunny Adventures

  1. 1. LOOKOUT ARMIE! IT’S A STEEP ONE AND I’M HEADED STRAIGHT TOWARDS YA!!
  2. 2. WHATCHA THINKIN’ ABOUT, ARMIE?
  3. 3. THIS IS THE KIND OF DISTURBING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN IF YOU DO NOT WATCH BUNNY CLOSELY.
  4. 4. OMIGOD I AM SO EMBARASSED HOW CAN I EVER LOOK ARMIE IN THE FACE?
  5. 5. BUNNY AND ARMIE NEEDED TIME ALONE TO TALK.
  6. 6. ..I HEAR THE TRAIN A’COMIN..IT’S ROLLIN’ DOWN THE TRACKS..
  7. 7. HEY ARMIE! QUICK! LOOKIT ALL THE PETRIFIED BUFFALO!! HEE HEE HEE…
  8. 8. SO, THIS IS STURGIS... LOVELY. I’M HUNGRY. I’M HUNGRY.
  9. 9. SMOOCH! I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD GOTTEN PAST THIS..
  10. 10. HEY MIKE, OMIGOD WE MIND IF I ARE GONNA DRIVE? DIE.
  11. 11. I’M NOT GETTING BACK IN THE CAR IF ARMIE IS GONNA KEEP DRIVING.
  12. 12. MAYBE SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO CLEAN THE WINDSHIELD ONCE IN A WHILE?? DON’T LOOK AT ME. I’M TRYING TO HYPNOTIZE MIKE INTO LETTING ME DRIVE AGAIN.
  13. 13. I COULD TAKE HIM.
  14. 14. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE ANTS.
  15. 15. THE VIEW JUST REALLY BLOWS YOU AWAY. HEH HEH..
  16. 16. HEY!! ARMIE!! LOOKIT WHAT I CAN DO! DOOPY DOOPY DOO! LA LA LA
  17. 17. PLEASE!! JUST THROW ME OUT OF THE WINDOW NOW! OH THE AGONY! I CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS DECENT IN THE WORLD!!
  18. 18. M-I-SS-I-SS-I-PP-I. YEP. STILL GOT IT.
  19. 19. BIG JOHN? THEN WHERE ARE ALL THE LADIES? HMM??
  20. 20. I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME. NOT HER.
  21. 21. DO YOU THINK IT WOULD EVER CROSS THEIR MIND THAT I MIGHT LIKE TO MOVE FROM THIS SPOT ONCE IN A WHILE?
  22. 22. IF I STAY REEAL QUIET-LIKE..MAYBE THEY’LL FORGET ME HERE..
  23. 23. I DON’T THINK THIS WAS PART OF THE DEAL WHEN WE GOT MARRIED. DAMN. FOILED AGAIN.
  24. 24. ..AND RIGHT BACK TO WHERE I BEGAN..
  25. 25. WOODEN BUNNY MAY LIKE TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT HE HAS NO FREEDOM. WE WOULD LIKE TO INFORM THE AUDIENCE THAT, IN FACT, BUNNY HAS BEEN VERY WILD LATELY AND NEEDED TO BE TAPED DOWN FOR A WHILE SO HE WOULDN’T HURT HIMSELF. IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, BUNNY.
  26. 26. PLEASE MIKE, CAN YOU TAKE ME OFF THE STICKY PAD SO I MAY SLIDE ONCE AGAIN? PLEEE-EASE??
  27. 27. RE DOES EALIZE THIS PICTU WE R UT LOOK AT INCLUDE BUNNY, B NOT E HAS NO HEAD! E GUITAR GUY! H TH
  28. 28. WAIT!! DON’T GO! THE LIGHT IS IS ANYONE STILL RED! GOING TO CLEAN THE DAMN WINDSHIELD?!
  29. 29. YAY!! LA LA LA ON OUR WAY TO GRACELAND, GRACELAND. DOO DOO DOO. DOO DOO. DOO DOO. SOMEONE KILL ME.
  30. 30. MIKE, WHY IS SHE TAKING ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE HIGHWAY?
  31. 31. HEY ARMIE! LOOKIT ME! I’M THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME! GRRR. ARGH.
  32. 32. AGAIN, BUNNY NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, BUT LOOK AT THE PUPPY IN THE COFFEE MUG! FREAKY.
  33. 33. CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THE STICKY PAD AND SLIDE AROUND LIKE ARMIE? I PROMISE I WON’T GET HURT.. PLEASE MIKE?
  34. 34. OH MY. I THINK MIKE SHOULD HAVE GONE A LITTLE FURTHER OFF THE ROAD TO DO HIS BUSINESS...
  35. 35. HEY RACHEL, I GOTTA SHOW YOU SOMETHING! QUICK!
  36. 36. NO! NO! NO! THE OTHER WAY, BONEHEAD. BY THE WAY, DO YOU EVER COMB YOUR HARE? HEE! HEE! HOW DID I EVER GET SO FUNNY?!
  37. 37. PSSTT..BUNNY! OKAY, HERE’S THE PLAN, YOU KNOCK HIM OUT WITH THE BANANA, I’LL JUMP IN THE DRIVERS SEAT AND SHE WON’T EVEN NOTICE … SOUND GOOD? I’M HUNGRY.
  38. 38. COFFEE! COFFEE! NEED MORE COFFEE! YEAH! YEAH!
  39. 39. …HOW DID I GET UP HERE?... UGH. CAFFEINE HANGOVER. NEVER AGAIN.
  40. 40. ARE WE ALMOST THERE YET? I’M BORED ... CAN I HAVE SOME COFFEE?
  41. 41. I WONDER IF I FLOAT..
  42. 42. HEY MIKE, GROUPS OF PEOPLE THAT MATCH AND WALKING DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET: 500 POINTS. ..JUST A THOUGHT..
  43. 43. WHO WOULDA GUESSED THIS IS TEXAS?
  44. 44. HEY MIKE, DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE ANY PLACE TO STOP FOR AN OIL CHANGE?
  45. 45. HEY ARMIE, DO YOU THINK THEY’LL EVER MAKE A STATUE OF ME?
  46. 46. UM, CAN I GET BACK IN THE TRUCK NOW?
  47. 47. HAS ANYONE SEEN ARMIE LATELY? I MADE UP A NEW JOKE AND I WANT TO TELL HIM.
  48. 48. GRRR. LOOKIT ME.. ARRRGGH. I’M A BIG BEAR AND I’M GONNA EAT YOU!
  49. 49. I’M HUNGRY.
  50. 50. ARMIE!! AARRMIE! WHERE ARE YOU? HMM. ARE YOU IN MIKE’S POCKET?
  51. 51. YEP, THIS IS JUST GREAT GUYS. YOU’VE REALLY CAPTURED THE SPLENDOR OF CARLSBAD HERE. (WOW. GUESS NOW I’M TAKING THE PLACE OF ARMIE. OH WHERE ARE YOU ARMIE!)
  52. 52. UM, I DON’T MEAN TO MAKE ANYONE PANIC, BUT HAS ANYONE SEEN MY RIGHT EAR?
  53. 53. NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO BORROW SOMETHING (LIKE, SAY, AN EAR) JUST ASK.
  54. 54. HAS ANYONE SEEN BUNNY SINCE WE LEFT ROSWELL?
  55. 55. BUNNY! WHERE ARE YOU BUNNY? ARE YOU IN HERE?
  56. 56. IS THAT YOU BUNNY? NOPE. JUST A LIZARD.
  57. 57. BUNNYY! WHERE ARE YOU BUNNYY?
  58. 58. WE MAY NEVER FIND BUNNY.
  59. 59. ARE YOU BUNNY? NOPE. JUST ANOTHER STUPID STUPID LIZARD.
  60. 60. AFTER A HARROWING ESCAPE FROM ROSWELL, BUNNY HAS MADE IT SAFELY BACK INTO OUR ARMS - ONLY SLIGHTLY MAIMED. HE WILL BE KEPT ON CLOSE WATCH FROM NOW ON… I WONDER WHERE I COULD FIND SOME TYLENOL?..
  61. 61. OH WOOWW.. THAT GUY HAS A TRIPLE DECKER SANDWICH! WONDER WHERE I COULD GET ME ONE OF THOSE?
  62. 62. DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY CARDS?
  63. 63. HEY YOU GUYS…. UM. ARE YOU SURE WE’RE HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION? I THINK WE’VE BEEN HERE BEFORE…
  64. 64. I WONDER IF THAT GUY NEEDS A RIDE SOMEWHERE….
  65. 65. OMIGOD. HIDE! HIDE! MIKE’S RELATIVES WILL SEE US!! HEH HEH.
  66. 66. SAY MIKE, NO HARD FEELINGS ABOUT THAT LITTLE JOKE, RIGHT? CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?
  67. 67. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAID TO LOSE THEIR SHIRTS IN VEGAS. BUNNY DOESN’T WEAR SHIRTS. BAD BAD BUNNY.
  68. 68. EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU THINK I COULD PASS FOR A GIRAFFE? ARE THEY HIRING?
  69. 69. MIKE? I’M HUNGRY.
  70. 70. GUESS WE’RE AT THE END OF THE TRIP. I ONLY LOST BOTH OF MY EARS AND THEY’VE RESORTED TO TAKING MY PICTURE IN FRONT OF BROCHURES.
  71. 71. AHH. HOME SWEET HOME. HOME IS WHERE THE MONSTER BUGS ARE.
  72. 72. THE END

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