Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love… And coming in 2021, Shane and the Hitwoman

2. Take one food writer named Cranky
Agnes, add a hitman named Shane,
mix them together with a Southern
mob wedding, a missing necklace,
two annoyed flamingos, and a dog
named Rhett and you've got a
recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel
about the disastrous side of true
love…

3. Agnes Crandall's life goes awry
when a dognapper invades her
kitchen one night, seriously
hampering her attempts to put on a
wedding that she's staked her
entire net worth on.

4. Then a hero climbs through her
bedroom window. His name is Shane,
no last name, just Shane, and he
has his own problems: he's got a
big hit scheduled, a rival trying
to take him out, and an ex-mobster
uncle asking him to protect some
little kid named Agnes.

5. When he finds out that Agnes
isn't so little, his uncle has
forgotten to mention a missing
five million bucks he might have
lost in Agnes's house, and his
last hit was a miss, Shane's life
isn't looking so good, either.

6. Then a bunch of lowlifes come
looking for the money, a string of
hit men show up for Agnes, and
some wedding guests gather with
intent to throw more than rice.
Agnes and Shane have their hands
full with greed, florists,
treachery, flamingos, mayhem,
mothers of the bride, and—most
dangerous of all—each other.

7. Agnes and the Hitman is the
perfect combination of sugar and
spice, sweet and salty—a novel of
delicious proportions.

8. “Agnes and the Hitman is fabulous fun.”
—Booklist (Starred review)
“A comic caper and raucous
romance...laugh-out-loud funny...a fun
ride.”—Kirkus Reviews
“Wickedly funny.”—Cincinnati Enquirer
“A bubbly novel with amusing banter
and…moments of poignancy.”—
Publishers Weekly

9. Books by Jennifer Crusie
and Bob Mayer

10. Coming 23 November by Bob Mayer.
A sequel:
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11. SHANE AND THE HITWOMAN
No one warned Shane or Agnes that it was
going to be a red wedding. It’s eight
months after the first, bloody, wedding at
Two Rivers and things have calmed down and
seven weddings have been hosted without a
problem. But no longer.

12. SHANE AND THE HITWOMAN
Bring on an eclectic hitwoman, an amiable
Duke, an icy Duchess, a lot of sharp
swords, a crazed ex-Duchess, a computer
hacker and a dog named Rhett, and you’ve
got a recipe for an action-packed,
hilarious novel about the perils and
promises of commitment.

13. Little does Shane know the week before,
as he’s hidden on a snowy hillside with
his sniper rifle on a job for the
Organization, how the mission connects to
a pending wedding. The operation goes to
hell and he’s rescued by his back-up; a
younger, diminutive operative named
Phoebe, who is armed with a short, but
very sharp sword and an even sharper
tongue.

14. A ‘small, intimate wedding’ is what was
promised. But then he learns that it involves
fate of a small, but powerful European kingdom.
At stake? Not just Shane’s life and Two Rivers,
but his future with Agnes and the Organization.
For Phoebe, an up and comer in the Organization,
it’s her chance to show what’s she capable of.
But standing in the way is a crazed ex-wife of
the Duke, a mountain of a man armed with a very
big sword, and a traitor within the ranks of the
Organization itself.

15. SHANE AND THE HITWOMAN
Who will be left standing and what will
their future look like?

16. Coming 23 November by Bob Mayer.
A sequel:
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Apple
Nook
Kobo

17. SHANE AND
THE HITWOMAN
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19. www.bobmayer.com
About the author: Bob Mayer up in the Bronx, New York
City; graduated West Point, served in the Infantry
including leading a recon platoon in the First Cav
Division, and then Special Forces (Green Berets),
commanding an A-Team and other assignments. After
leaving active duty he studied martial arts in the Orient
and was brought back for numerous ADSW (Active Duty
Special Work) tours in Special Operations.
He’s lived on an island off the east coast, an island off
the west coast, in the Rocky Mountains, the hill country of
Texas, the first of New England, the Appalachians and
other places.
They haven’t caught up to him yet.
He is the New York Times bestselling author of over 80
books.