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The Creative
Programmer
!!Con 2016 – Catt Small

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● Product Designer, SoundCloud
● Co-founder, Brooklyn Gamery
● Co-founder, Code Liberation
● Maker of various things!
A little about me:

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Programming culture, creativity, and
my path to code.
Today we’ll discuss:

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Culture

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Programming culture
how > what + why

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Conversations with devs
I think we should use–
What should it do?
them
me

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Education
The mysqlnd replication and load balancing plugin is implemented as a PHP extension.
It is written in C and operates under the hood of PHP.
During the startup of the PHP interpreter, in the module init phase of the PHP engine, it gets
registered as a mysqlnd plugin to replace selected mysqlnd C methods.
At PHP runtime, it inspects queries sent from mysqlnd (PHP) to the MySQL server
If a query is recognized as read-only, it will be sent to one of the configured slave servers.
Statements are considered read-only if they either start with SELECT, the SQL hint /*ms=slave*/
or a slave had been chosen for running the previous query, and the query started with the SQL
hint /*ms=last_used*/. In all other cases, the query will be sent to the MySQL replication master
server.

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Hierarchy
PHPJava SQL C++ASP.NET
JS C#Ruby Objective C
Python

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More hierarchy
JS
Angular EmberBackbone
Node ReactIO

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“Real programmer”
I haven’t
slept in
weeks!
export class Just<A> extends Maybe<A> {
constructor(public value: A) { super(); };
export class Nothing<A> extends Maybe<A> {
constructor() { super(); };
fold<R>(match) { return match.nothing; }
export function of<A>(value: A): Maybe<A> {
return new Just(value);
export function zero<A>(): Nothing<A> {
return new Nothing();
export function map<A, B>(fn: (a: A) => B): (m: Maybe<A>) => Maybe<B> {
return function morphism(ma) {
return ma.fold({
just: (a) => { return new Just(fn(a)) },
export function bind<A, B>(fn: (a: A) => Maybe<B>): (m: Maybe<A>) => Maybe<B>
return function morphism(ma) {
return ma.fold({
export function zipWith<A, B, R>(fn: (A, B) => R): ((ma: Maybe<A>, mb:
</> </>

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Programming culture
is hurting people.

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Programming culture
needs to change.

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I love coding...

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I love coding...
because I love creating.

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Anime fandoms

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The Big KISS

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Learning to code

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My own KISS dolls!

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KISS doll portfolio + blog

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Xanga + LiveJournal
design

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Website designs

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Cross-platform products &
games

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Programming can be
artistic.

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Programming can be
creative.

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Programming is
a means to an end.

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Code has so much
creative potential.

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Websites

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Apps

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Games

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Clothing
Art:
Ariel Cotton www.
argoncobalt.com
Photo:
Brady Dale for
Technically Brooklyn

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Food
Art:
Ariel Cotton www.
argoncobalt.com
Photo:
Brady Dale for
Technically Brooklyn

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Books
Art:
Jie Qi
www.technolojie.com

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AI

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Robots
Credit:
Boston Dynamics
www.bostondynamics.com
Credit:
Pepper by SoftBank
http://www.tokyotimes.com/stores-softbank-will-run-robots/

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Programming tools

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Celebrate what you make.

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You already are a
real programmer.

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In summary:
● Focus on the project, not the tools.
● Pick whatever language & framework will
make your project happen.
● You can use code to create more than apps.
● Celebrate what you’ve made! Don’t get stuck
on what you couldn’t make.
● You already are a real programmer.

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Go out there &
make cool stuff!

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Thank you.
Questions?
Tweet @cattsmall
Email catt@cattsmall.com