Jan Bak provides formulas for value, metro areas, parties, and intergenerational equity in 3 sentences or less. Value formulas state that smart work is more valuable than hard work alone and that fictional debts are petty nonsense. Metro area formulas note that Detroit is like Boston plus San Francisco plus Manhattan, Chicago has 77 neighborhoods across 3 major sides, and Los Angeles has the most dense land population in its metro area. Party formulas suggest that alcohol approximates BBQ therapy, Taylor Swift hits move crowds more than drama which causes pointless headaches. The final formula states that intergenerational equity occurs when former mooching housemates get over feelings of entitlement.

1. Formulas
Jan Bak

2. Value Formulas
$ ¢ Sense+ =
Smart work Hard work>
Friendship ÷ Fictional debts = Petty nonsense

3. Metro Formulas
Detroit = Boston S.F. Manhattan+ +
Chicago: 77 Neighborhoods, 3 Major Sides
Los Angeles-Long Beach-Anaheim, Calif.~ Most dense
(land) (land) (land) (land)
(population)

4. Party Formulas
Alcoholx ≈BBQ Therapy
T. Swift hits » Move the crowd
Drama = Pointless headache

5. Intergenerational
Equity
When your former mooching housemates
finally get over their feelings of entitlement
Intergenerational Equity
When your former mooching housemates
finally get over their feelings of entitlement

6. References Borat - Job Interviews