This is a movie about the worst possible decisions in the history of any real life event...DISCLAIMER (use caution when leaving this theatre) Thank You, Signed...Amega 1nnovations

1. One fatal accident turns into a nightmare every six to eight months. The directors that brought
you back to church after not working for years and years are now flipping the bird and getting
paid to curse.
"Excellent hand
I love the hand
Have a smoke
Or a drink
Or two
Let's just drink and smoke"
…
Chapter 1
'The Beginning'
Ahahaha
Yeaaa it was
Look at you. You don't even blink
What what what
(Looking over snapping lids)
Ahahaha
Here hit this
Ohh yea
Look out!!!!
(They hit a car)
Shit

2. Well what are we gonna do
You could eat it
How bout you eat it and I'll watch
Ewww
Okay we'll both eat it right after we figure out how to walk away without walking back
I know
What
Quick gimme a pen
A pen
Yea
Here
What are you doing
I'm writing a thank you note explaining how we missed you at the bar tonight and wanted to see
you afterwardso this guy's us
Yup
Ohhh
Hit the glove compartment
You wanna make it so we're the not
(smiles)
Exactly
(Hummm)
That brilliant

3. Picked up from watching Hitchcock movies
(Slam Slam)
Their films
What films there movies
Films even the name broken down into words
It's a movie because its moving and sets the mood
No. You got it
Yes. Keep talking
(Walking off)
When the police try to examine this shit were gonna be the last two people they come looking
for
(Reaches down at the body) it
What are you doin now
(Snip)
Souvenir
(Cuts off the ear)
Ahshaha
Har har har
Shits weak
It's shit
Wack
Crack baby bitch
Yeaaa

4. (Spark)
Ahhh
Here
Ohh yea. Mmmm
Get your momma breast milk for coffee girl
(Reaches into his pocket)
Look at this shit
(Examining the ear)
Did you get one for me
No only one is all we need to steerclear
Here. Say cheese
(Takes a picture of the two of them infront of the wreck)
See now we're the victims and the witnesses
And a lovely touch with the disposable camera
Right
Har har har
Gimme dat blunt you wee girl
Here's your breast milk
Taste like sugar and cinnamon
[End Scene]

5. …
Chapter 2
'The Breakfast Scene'
Here listen
Eww man get that off me
Ha anyone call..
Nah no one but Ripley's believe it or not
Yea.
Yea they wanted to ask how we managed to cook breakfast from scratch and not afford to buy
suitable wedding rings for our girls
Well what'd you tell em
I told em that having a 24 7 relationship was a major thing
And..
(Reaching for cereal)
And that wedding rings better be on the bodies of the next hit and run
Good call
(Pouring cereal)
Eating..
(Phone rings)
Hello. Yes. Okay. Alright bye.
Who was it is
It was the landlord he said he found a case of severed ears and wants us to investigate the
culprit

6. Ha. Who was it..
It was Denise and Tiffany
What'd they want
(Eating)
They wanted to stop by
And..
And I said comeby
You did..
I did. And I did it without actually responding
That's a Hitchcock
I know
Thats mega. We should celebrate
Come here
(Pretends to cut his ear off)
(Phone rings)
Hello. Yea. Alright. Yea just comeby.
Jeez
You get it..
Yea
(They both open the newspaper)

7. …
Chapter 3
'Let's Be Directors'
You want rock metal pop or funk
(Flipping through the channels)
What about rap
What rap this is the rap. Look look wantannamerda
(Flips on Baywatch)
What about the news
no no news we gotta get a job
Ok set the Smurfs
Oh come on the Smurfs make me see shit
(Bong rip)
Yea you need a diete better start smoking lites
(Hitting his stomach)
Oh yeah
look look
(The Smurfs in TV)
you know Mr Smurf I'm also very familiar about where the experts section is"
Haha
Ohh this is the best part
(3D rendition)

8. "Yea you better change that tone or you'll lible to turn red. Oh Mr Smurf. Oh Smurf. Whata ya
think Smurf roomie?"
(Ripping a bong in the corner)
Yea boy!
Ahhh
(Daydream thought)
Here
Nah I don't want it
It's your turn
Oh
I just had a thought
What
We should use that Smurf shit to smoke some more refined weed
Like what if we just became directors
Yea Trina and Marie would that
Yea wait aren't their names Deb and Hillary
No thats Weird Science
Ohh yeah
Yea fuck it
You wanna call and try to get some pussy
Yup
(Gets up)
I got the phone

9. I got the number
Wait a minute wait a minute
Who's gonna tell them we're not allowed to drivwait what are you talking about
The severed ear I lost it
Calm down your getting high
I'm always stoned though
Yes but stoned is still solid
And now what I'm a fucking mutant
(Mini mutant walks into the kitchen
See
Shit shit fuck fuck
(Slamming the countertop)
Hey snap out of it
We gotta find it we gotta find it
(Knock at the door)
Shit it's the cops run
It's not the cops shut up and be cool
(Opens the door)
Ohh hey Mrs sennet
Hello Douglas
did we call you
No it's nothing important

10. Ohh well see ya then
(Her hand stops the door from closing)
This package came in the mail and it's addressed to you two boys
Mark Mark
Yea yea oh hi Mrs Sennet
hi marcus
Your looking extra kozy today
(Smiles)
Hey hey
(Dancing Jolli-Li)
Yea
She says it's ours it's addressed to the guy
(Blows her a baraj of kisses)
Well I guess I'll be goin
No come on in we were just eating breakfast
Breakfast at this hour
Hey where's Mrs sennets portion of the scrambled eggs
We didn't have eggs
Hurry don't be such a terrible host
But
No butts but the button up
The nerve you got me right Sen dawg

11. I suppose
You wanna watch some BBC
(Porn)
Oops this was last episode
haahaa are you feeling okay Marcus
Yea why wouldn't I be
(Picks up the bong)
Hey what are doing
Yeaaa hit dat shit Senator
(Waving hands)
Oh come on
(Both stand up as she drops her key purse)
Ooo you dropped this Mrs sennet
Here's the eggs
(Carrying frying pan slips and frying pan goes flying into Mrs sennets eye socket hand side
inward)
Ahh my back
It's mine too
If it's mine it can't be yours ahh ahh
You okay sennet
(They both get up)
Ahh Doug

12. Yea
Why's Mrs sennet dead
Holy shit man
(Crying)
Hey it's okay
(Trying to analyze her body)
Yep it's really in there
Damn man
(Still crying)
Ok lets not panic I'll just shit I don't know either and we already smoked
I hate being highhhh
(Sobbering)
Quick what's today not the day we killed Mrs sennet
Good good good
Let's just sit
(They both sit)
Okay breath
(Douglas wheezing)
In and out
(Douglas sigh)
In and out yea there we go okay hey Mrs sennet meet us here tonight
Haha

13. (Doug laughs)
I known lets piss on her the vagrance won't show and traces of dead aroma for at least 56 to 48
hours
Marcus Marcus
Yea
(Fart)
…
Chapter 4
'Ask me something'
How she doin
Shhh shh she's sleeping
I ment how's Mrs Sennet
Oh I don't know I threw her in the laundry room
(Mrs Sennet hanging)
Yep. Shes in the laundry room
Any calls?
(Lifts feet up, looks around)
Nope. Ship shape
Great Im goin to get breakfast
(heading for the door)
What you mean. wait wait wait
I dont know of I can do this man
Look

14. (referencing to Mrs Sennet)
Shes okay
(Slams it shut)
Maybe your right
I know Im right
Okay who are we?
Were directors
No. were 'Hollywood Directors'
Here take my picture by her feet
What if she tells?
Shhh just say cheese
Cheese
Narrator
And cheese it was
They wanted cheese
So. Cheese they got
(Mmmm)
And it tasted rather sour like milk from the nuts that is
…
Chapter 5
'You give me goosebumps'

15. I give you goosebumps?
(telling his date)
Yea its pirty
(They make out)
See
(Hits Dougs foot)
Hey you wanna she a dead body?
Dont ask her that
No I mean..
Well which one is it?
Its neither
Its No
Okay here goes
No No
(Covers his eyes)
Ummm
Well whata ya think?
(Dressed in a rowdy fan outfit)
Yea tomorrow she gets to be 8th member of the 8 dwarfs
Well there you have it
What
You guys are sick

16. Whyd you waste Mrs Sennet?
(grabbing her things to go)
Im leaving
Is that my lakers hat?
I hate it
Come on you love it
Take it off
No
Take it off Marcus
(They start fighting)
Wait where you goin
(They stop. she leaves)
Just call me when you get done
Hey
Yea?
Isnt today our dinner date?
No its mine
(They laugh)
Its both.
[End Scene]
…

17. Chapter 6
'Mistol Toe Rock'
Arr ahhh
(Doug walks into the living room)
Hey you wanna order pizza
its 9 oclock in the morning
yea but its critical when im eating for two
we neef to move her
no
we got too. shes gonna stink the whole apartment
here
(grabs a camera)
snap some pictures
what are you made?
just not the head
wait why?
i got this great idea
yea
we got this new hollywood approach
and yea..
we use the Sennet to make special effects wardrobe
if you say so

18. snap. snap
oh here get this
(posing the dead body)
and even if she gets too hot
yea
snap. snap
we can always cool her down
beer me...
"if its not for effect, its to win every award for the actual direction"
ahhh
Doug and Marcus...The Hollywood Dungeon
(The bell rings)
if its the pizza guy
yea
kill him
(Doug opens the door)
hi is this the Anderson resident
well we split that name
yea
im Andrews, and hes Sanders
were a #directingduo
since when?

19. since now
well I have a western union for the two of you
Doug sign Hollywood Duo
no i wont sign hollywood duo
(Doug signs Hollywood Duo)
thanks
anything else?
no
yes
how much?
hes asking how much
for the package
no the letter
he means the sex
(slap)
she rips open her blouse
its 200 for the hour and 500 for the night
you up for it
yea just give me those credentials and we can mistol toe rock this night around the clock
okay here
(hands Doug her badge and clipboard)
alright

20. anything else?
quick check her pockets
is she wearing a wire?
no shes...woah!
yea im stacked
she means hung
yea. which one of you two wants the first blowjob?
i will
if he insists
okay drop em...
Narrator:
The boys blew their load and the pa kage was delivered on time
Only thing was...
Whats Mrs Sennett gonna say???
End Scene
…
Chapter 7
'Blasphemy Fluck'
Gulp Gulp Gulp
(drinking from the cartoon)

21. Enters Marcus...
you sure are a downpour...
I have five brothers
oh yea
Yea we hardly ever have a full milk carton in the fridge
Hey Doug
Ugh
Doug
What!!!
(he screams from his bed)
You and Doug dont ever buy anything but Diet Seven-Up?
Yea well its on sale
Sale?
(walking into tje living room)
I thought you and he were vig hollywood directors
Ahhhh
(looking at Mrs Sennett)
He muzzels her mouth
Doug?
Yeaaa
You wanna get in here?
Just tell once more for the night only day..

22. No its a little different than that
Ahhh
Wait wait wait
Hammer?
(wack)
what the flucked you do that for?
She would have told.
No she..
Hey
But..
Hey. You wanna crack?
No.
Good. then go fix Breakfast. i wanna feel nice and toasty before we watch Bob Barker
I eyyya
Just think...
Ugh..
After today the whole world will be missing only one letter
Yea. the murder letter
Ahhh but now its cool
(toke)
yea whys that?
Cause were high

23. (cough cough)
End Scene.
…
Chapter 8
'The Callers ID'
Okay
Huh huh huh- huh -huh- huh
what are you doin?
tryin to get some work done
yea
yep. someones gotta put food on the table
yes hello
(smerks and laughs)
yes hi this is Marcus Goodfeller
(hehe)
yes i can hold. hey...
(lundes for Doug)
whod you call?
the hollywood forum
oh yea. you wanna pimp out Mrs Sennett and papergirl
noooo. a little..

24. (smerk)
yes hello. i sure can and i can have my first reel by the end of the week. email? yea sure
(lundes for Doug)
whats the email!
we dont have one
how bout another phone call?
yea. great. okay bye.
(hangs up)
ahhhhh
(Marcus typing at a typerwriter)
alrite
(typewriter bar)
_this ine time it happened so often i was scare. so many people were dying my entire life
changed. it was so terrible it felt like we were entering the #horrorzone
Hey
(turns to Doug)
(punch)
Narrator:
Doug punched Marcus right in the face
I didnt even see tbis coming
yea

25. and #imthevoice
go figure...
oh..
this is good
Ahhhh
(they fight)
whatd you do that for Doug?
(Doug in a headlock)
huh? huh?
im choking
haaa..haaa
(he lets him go)
so now what?
you better not pull us down man
what?
first mrs sennett, now the mail girl
your over reacting
i just cant take this
here take a vitamin
(slaps it out of his hand)
its better than a tylenol, what?

26. i dont want a vitamin. i dont want a bong rip?
yea..
(sparks the carb...)
dont lose it okay
yea maybe your right
and buy me lunch for punching me
you want a mondo burger?
yea. with curly fries
okay. just please first tell me whqt were gonna do? were fucked. like special fucked...
thats it. well be special effects directors
what like in a horror movie?
yes!
(high five)
snap
yea snap
yea
(high five)
okay but first...
yea
put my name on that letter so people know i just punched you in the face
you got it...Dougs name
(writes it down on paper)

27. alrite carry on
and Doug?
yea
curly fries �
End Scene..
…
Chapter 9
'Mr Magic's
La La-La La La-La-La La
(DuHast song)
Its not the size tbat matters
ha
Hand me the camera
Camera stat
(snap snap snap)
you know..
(Marcus examining the photos)
For an ametuer..
Go ahead say it
Theyre beautiful
I know I know

28. we are so LA
were Holly
wood
holly
wood
heaa heaa heaa
Ha. Oager
Is the job simmerin?
its festerin
hows our victimlineup?
theyre festering
yea.
yea
maybe we should drain theyre blood
prop?
prop.
Turns on the radio
(breakin the law-Judas Priest)
Alrite Mr Magic
(Marcus to Doug)

29. this is how a star is born
Changes song
(that thing you do-theWonders)
End Scene
…
Chapter 10
'Ready Set Action'
hey Doug whats up
(marcus playing with action figures)
no
hey. Doug
hey stop
(Doug rollin over in his bed)
hey hey
stop!
geeez
go play with the test dummies
fuckin a look
mrs sennetts in her sunday best and the milk maid is bare nude
should we fuck her?

30. no
okay you first
what do i wear a rubber
no just peakaboo it
pekaboo shes ot even brearhing im gonna...ohh
yea?
its still warm
what like the pie
no well maybe
ohhh quick get the camera
yea #cameocoma
hey
(looking at doug to snap the picture)
yea.
yea ohh Dougies got crush
ahh you wanna go
you dont wanna. sickoooo
hey
yea
hey Doug
what
(doug turns to Marcus)

31. Bang...
Narrartor:
It wasnt peetty but it wasnt rock
(guitar solo)
Alls well and ends well
And to all a good night...
(chainsaw sounds)
���its waynes world excellent���
THEND
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shut up man this ant Thriller
ahhhh
.
..
...
you michael jackson tho

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