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Why melon is better than you
1. Why Melon is better than you
And why you shouldn't even try to get god
2. Backstory
Melon was born almost 20 years ago in a farm with other melons. He was shipped
to California with 2 day shipping 5 months after his birth. When he was 7, he was
introduced to porn. From that day, he received the title, MelonMoe. When he was
17, MelonMoe established MIT or The MelonMoe Institute of Trollage.
3. Acknowledgements
MelonMoe is widely-known throughout the world. He has received various titles
and even presents such as onaholes from the Queen herself. MelonMoe has
transformed into a philanthropist when he gave a speech detesting anime dubs. As
of right now, he is working with the Department of Enforcement Agency to cease
and desist Funimation and the sales of their terrible dubs. In no time, MelonMoe
will be heading to North Korea and will have a meeting with our lord and savior,
Kim Sin Il to discuss moe topics like their waifus.
4. Assumptions
If you are reading this presentation with clicking to the next slide with a gaming
mouse then I can assume that you still live with your parents and are still a virgin.
From these attributes I can deduct you to the point that you are inferior to
MelonMoe.
