1. Street art indicates I am both cool and a little irreverent

2. This 3 year old Time Mag cover indicates media is different now. You control it.

3. These coloured people icons with dotted lines indicate connected consumers

4. If Myspace was a country it’d be the 8th largest country in the world … and somewhere
you’d probably never want to visit

5. Twitter screengrab is meant to show you what everyone is doing now

6. 1/ Be honest
2/ Be transparent
3/ Add value
4/ Do what I say
5/ Speak in riddles
Rules I made up for using Twitter after using it for a year

7. This mans expression is indicative of everyone

8. Despite strong ratings and consumption TV is dead because I say so

9. Everything has changed so you no longer control your brand.
It's controlled by people on social networks

10. Lucky for you I understand how to influence the conversation and can save you from
imminent bankruptcy and irrelevance

11. Obama won the election because of Internet and nothing else

12. Confusing collection of silly named Web 2.0 businesses that probably don't exist.
You're probably thinking – what the f*ck I've never heard of these … that is the point.
They're all massive.

13. Marketing is now this – if you don't know this you're a douche.
You should now feel a little insecure about your handle on this marketing game

14. These guys are crowdsourcing – everyone does it

15. Hopefully now you're confused

16. Because I am available for consulting.