3. Sec A Titbits
Mr Valentine contest
Gets drunk in all
section parties and
can be found on
Raajeev: I am the third most popular the floor of the
guy in class block corridor
Truth: Not even a single vote except
his own!!!!
5. NPV: INR 2 crores in telugu
matrimonial circle
• Pre orders coffee on a date so that the girl
doesn’t order expensive items on the menu
• Gets drunk on free booze
• Never carries wallet
• Telmasa proponent or so he claims…
6. PJ GOD
Summers Why do Goldman Sachs recruit
No shortlist for Blackstone only men?
Raajeev: What if I don’t have a Because it is Gold’man’!!
shortlist? I will start my own PE
fund, White Marble
Nikhil: I am going to Mars
Raajeev: Wear an oxygen
mask
7. I Block story
• He is a ‘BALTICHOR’
• Surf Excel Chor
• He is sooooo lazy that he
doesn’t fill his own bottle of
water but wakes up his
friends to drink water
• Founder of ‘Sahi Rishta’ video
11. The “Priya”face
Breakthrough
Priya: Are you Tamil? CCS Proposal time
Raajeev: No, I am Gult Priya: I want to do in Mktng
Priya (turning away) Raajeev: I want to do in Fin
Raajeev: But tamil kuncham kuncham After mutual discussions over the next 48
theriyum hours, they do it in Economics!!!!!
And Priya fell flat………….
Fed Priya soup when she
was sick and did not leave
her bedside for a week