13. Actually Cal I haven’t slept all week and I made 6,457 calls. Granted I called the same 3 people but I just got off the best call I’ve ever had… …the best call…
14. Wait, I know how to get $10,000,000 in revenue per day…. I’m an MBA!!!!
15. Listen guys, this is no time to be joking around. The dashboard is down and…just look at how serious I am with these glasses ok?
16. Guys Olga’s right – this is serious. I’m firing everyone tomorrow. But in case I don’t, Nate how much can you get this month?
18. …all we need to do is just set up a simple query on the access database and then it’ll be easy to pull using a quick JavaScript… ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…
25. Hey Matt, I need you to hop on a call real quick. This woman says she’s got a huge project.
26. So we’re looking to switch from a tool called Monkey Survey and go to an Enterprise tool that’s integrated with everything we have and it needs to run on a custom database that my dad built. Also it should automatically know when I want to launch surveys and predict the weather Oh and we don’t want to pay more than we already do And we need it tomorrow
34. Кял и Мэтт пообещали клиенту, что мы сможем перестроить мироздание. Бесплатно. Начинаем через пять минут. У Вас есть уникальная возможность поработать 24/7 до завершения проекта. Поздравляем !
58. Olga tells Matt that Marriott Vacation Club launched to their top members today and when they did so, instead of getting a link to their survey, they received a link to a naked picture of Obie. Also, all the responses from the last 2 years were deleted. Amazingly, the bug somehow also migrated to their legacy system and deleted the previous 10 years responses as well …and it blew up the client’s cars
66. Oh, um actually – pretty much it was just miscommunicated There’s nothing wrong with the MVCI account at all. In fact, we built them a plugin to win the lottery every day
67. Hey, can we get Liam to haul Olga over to stop the civil war that’s about to go down?
68. Sure thing mate! Bollucks! This fiddly, mangy git! Sod off you wonky sack of cack. Fish and chips.
69. We’re coming lads! Although, I don’t know to what end The US is painfully superior to the UK so I’m not sure what we’ll be able to do. Tea and Crumpets
70. Wait! Guys! It was just a miscommunication There was an email sent in Arabic from someone’s personal account on Sunday regarding this to the noonegetsthis@worldapp.com email address
Why the hell isn’t anybody here? Nobody works in this place!
Somebody save us all…
Ok, enough BS. Let’s just get the facts so I can throw them away and pretend like we’re going to make $10 this month. Nate, how much can you commit to?