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Christmas jokes matching

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  • 1. What is a mum ´s favourite Christmas carol? Who is Santa's most famous elf? What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move? What do elves learn at elf school? What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? How can a snowman lose weight? Silent Night Elfvis Santa Pause The elfabet Frost bite He waits until it gets warmer What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws Knock, knock. - Who's there? Mary - Mary who? Knock, knock. - Who's there? Wenceslas. - Wenceslas who? It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's no offence", said the judge. Mary Christmas! Wenceslas bus home on Christmas Eve? " It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered the prisoner.

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