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Toh kya miyan aap 2 rupaye
mein sara jungle lene chale
           thae ,
        maaf karna
PAISE PED PAR NAHI UGTE ,
hamaara naam bhi soorma
  bhopali eh seh nahi hai



                               Thoda toh
                              aur tolo …!!
DON’T WAIT FOR
  THE PERFECT
WOMAN IN YOUR
 LIFE TRAIN HER
   YOUR WAY
DO NOT PERISH
   CHERISH
MAN MOHAN SINGH TURNS 80 TODAY (26 SEPTEMBER 1932 ) Plz See The Special B’day Cake
HAPPY B’DAY MANNU !!




Which pair of shoes
should MMS buy for
  himself today ?
MMS ‘S RECENT VISIT IN PAKISTAN
     Ghar aake
     accha lagta       Main tumhare
        hai             saath hun




           Welcome              Hasao na singh
          home singh            saab sab dekh
            saab                  rahe hain
2 IMPORTANT DATES IN THE HISTORY OF INDIA
 26                                               27
SEPT                                             SEPT




               NAINUM CCHINDUM TRISHASTRANI
                YUN AAYA             YUN GAYA

MODERN DAY TRAITOR                                  YESTERDAY MARTYR
“ I want to fly high , my eyes are on the sky,     “ Mujhe kasam hai , shareer bhasam hai ,
 and to fulfill my greed I can even make the             Aaoonga main baram baar
                 country cry “                          Maa bharti ki laaj bachane ko
                                                         Aye logo ab ho jao tayaar “
THORIUM SCAM 48 LAC CRORE GHOTALON KA BAAP
  Ab is desh            I am
    ko sirf           coming !!
 SPIDER MAN               !
   hi bacha
  sakta hai
MY FACULTY OF LAW AT IMT GHAZIABAD




   DR. MUKUL SHASTRY   DR. CHARU MATHUR MILIND
     LEGAL OFFICER             PHD LAW
          RBI                NLU JODHPUR
Worrying is a rocking
       chair
Though it keeps you
     occupied
   but leads you
     nowhere
STARS DO NOT
   HAVE ANY
  COLLEAGUES
THEY JUST HAVE
  OTHER STARS
AROUND THEM
TM




           IS A SOURCE
             OF BOTH
         ENTERTAINMENT
                AND
           INSPIRATION
LIKE + SHARE = AGREE COMMENT = DISAGREE
ANOTHER LITMUS TEST FOR GROWTH AND
             MATURITY :
WHEN YOUR INTRINSIC PERCEPTION ABOUT
  YOUR INITIAL SCHOOLING CHANGES
           EXTRINSICALLY
Inject the lubricant of love, compassion, sympathy
                  and spirituality
       to eradicate the friction in the mind
Only GOD
knows what
 lies ahead
WIZ ALL B-HATKE -- A BPO EMPLOYEE
                              Hey b
                         reasonable else
                            you will be
  INLD IS BAD,            thrown out of
   BJP IS BAD,              the LIST , I
  CONGRESS IS            THINK U GOT IT
      BAD




I THINK IM
   MAD
WIZ-ALL
B- HATKE
do
                 Hu
                      m        khangress
       e        ob        to
          sa eng
       tu na
     bh m ko m
 do i l
   oo e
ge ben
                                           Innovative flounderance
STUPIDITY
AND INTELLECT
ARE FOUND AT
 ALL LEVELS
 IN SOCIETY
   Albert Einstein
LET THE STAR WITHIN YOU EXPAND BEYOND
               THE BOUNDARIES OF SPACE AND LIFE




THE SPACE

                           THE

                        STAR            THE LIFE
                         WITHIN
TS
 TI       AND
          BITS
 AND
THAT IS
            LIFE FITS
 HOW
ik shayar ka kaha sun le zamane wale
hote nahi dost sab haath milane wale
EVEN THE HARDEST
       NUT
     TO CRACK
IS TO BE CRACKED
HONESTY IS THE
 BEST POLICY
     BUT
    NOT AN
OBLIGATION ON
   OTHERS
THERE IS NO
 SUCH CONCEPT
  AS FAILRURE
  THERE IS ONLY
LACK OF WILL AND
WHAT IS THE
RANK ORDER OF
  SUCCESS ?

 INTELLECT
 HARDWORK
   LUCK
GO UP
    GO DOWN
BUT NEVER DROWN
DON’T LIVE FOR OTHERS
EVEN DON’T LIVE FOR YOURSELF
     JUST LIVE FOR GOD
HUNCHES LIE



                BELOW
              CONSCIOUS



                           BELOW
                          GENETICS SOMEWHERE IN THE
                                   DEEP DUNGEONS OF
                                     THOUGHT AND
                                      SPRITUALITY
ARISTOTLE SAID “ FRIENDS ,THERE IS NO
                 FRIEND ”
  I REPLIED “ STILL I LOVE MY FRIENDS”


LIKE IF YOU LOVE YOUR FRIENDS , YOUR FACEBOOK BUDDIES ARE A SOURCE OF RESPECT AND
          DIGNITY AND ABOVE ALL INSPIRATION ( THIS IS NOT A PUBLICITY STUNT )
FEAR IS NOT REALLY
    A SYMBOL OF
    COWARDICE
BUT COMING OVER IT
IS SURELY A SYMBOL
    OF STRENGH
SATANIC VERSES             ANGELIC VERSES

                           LET LOVE COMPASSION AND
ALL SHOULD BE DESTROYED
                             SYMPATHY SURVIVE ALL
       I AM THE DOER
                               NATURE ‘S THE DOER
     ONLY EVIL SURVIVES
                                  I AM THE SOURCE
 NOONE SHOULD BE HAPPY
                              ONLY KARMA THRIVES
I LIKE DARKNESS AND GREY
                              I LIKE RED AND GREEN
Main musafir
dusre gaon ka
   hun, main
   khewaiyya
 dusri naav ka
 hun , mujhe
  dekh kar hi
  andaza laga
lena doston ki
main padchihn
dusre paun ka
      hun
rassi jal gayi par bal nahi gaya   khet cchinn gaye par hal nahi gaya
WE DO NOT WANT
 TO BE JUDGED BY
ANYBODY BUT WE
WANT TO JUDGE
   EVERYBODY
CAN’T STOP
LAUGHING
WHEN YOU
 WANT TO
 STOP IT
Big research
    indeed
  There is no
 present , only
past and future
CHAMAN PURI   MADAN PURI   AMRISH PURI
1 PRAN              2 AMJAD KHAN    3 AMRISH PURI   4 PREM CHOPRA




 5 DANNY DENZONGPA                6 JEEVAN                7 AJIT




8 SADASHIV AMRAPURKAR       9 GULSHAN GROVER       10 SHAKTI KAPOOR
MEDIOCRE MINDS LIVE IN
     THE PRESENT
 GREAT MINDS ALWAYS
LIVE EITHER IN THE PAST
   OR IN THE FUTURE
      – ALBERT EINSTEIN
I DON’T WANT YOUR
   APPRECIATION

    I WANT :

    A - RROGANCE
    W - RATH
    E - NMITY
you
       wer ine
is a po imag
 can  not
WHERE IS YOUR




ON MY POST ?
THE
 THE MAJOR
 ACCOUNT
CALLED LIFE
              CALLED LIFE
IF CHARITY
    BEGINS
   AT HOME
     THEN
PROFESSIONALISM
 SHOULD ALSO
YOU BECOME GREAT
  THE MOMENT
 YOUR NAME GETS
  SEGREGATED
    FROM YOU
LOVE LIVES
 BY GIVING
    AND
FORGIVING

             SELF LIVES BY
             GETTING AND
             FORGETTING
FORGET THE WORDS
 WHICH HURT YOU
REGRET THE WORDS
WHICH HURT OTHERS
NEVER DWELL
  ON YOUR
 MISTAKES
 JUST JUMP
 OVER THEM
MEENA KUMARI ( BORN 1932)   YASH CHOPRA ( BORN 1932)



 IT HAS AGAIN HAPPENED PAKEEZAH STYLE WHEN
YET ANOTHER 1932 BORN CELEBRITY HAS DIED JUST
  DAYS BEFORE THE RELEASE OF HIS LAST MOVIE .
YASH CHOPRA KO EK BHAV BHEENI SHRADDHANJALI :
                               dhool ka phool bhi                 mit jayenge faasle
                          bhi waqt meherbaan ho toh             mil jayegi manzil tujhe
                           mehka deta hai sara jahan                vijay ki chandni
                                                              na hogi kabhie ojhal tujhse
                          putra kuputra dharamputra
                             ka faraq hi banata hai                  dil toh pagal hai
                               aadmi aur insaan                     iska darr nikal de
                                                              har lamhe ko jee bhar ke jee
                                   ittefaq nahi             yeh parampara rakh sambhal ke
                                  sach hai logo
                                bilkul yeh vichaar               tu na ban veer- zara
                                                                   tu ban veer pura
                                 kabhie kabhie                  maalik hai tu zindagi ka
                        aam admi bhi ban jata hai joshila       naki iska hai mehmaan
                         mita ke daag aur gira ke apne
                                bhay ki deewar                  jan hatheli par ho teri
                                                                   jab tak hai jaan
                           zamana hai ik kala pathar
                               aur tere pratikool
                            jhuka le isko apne aage
                          ghaump ke iske seene mein             Utilized all 22 film titles
                            apne iraadon ka trishul            Directed by Yash Chopra :

                               jee na tu mra mra
                             har dum pooch sawaal
    YASH CHOPRA                jari rakh yeh silsila
                                jalti rahe mashaal               _____ Uchit Kapoor
(27-9-32 TO 21-10-12)
MERE
COLLECTION OF
  ARTEFACTS
DOES NOT MAKE
  AN ARTIST
THOSE WHO
   DO NOT
  CHANGE
CHANGE THE
   WORLD
ALWAYS EXTEND
A HELPING HAND
YOU NEVER KNOW
 WHEN YOU NEED
    IT BACK
  ---- BOOMERANG WORLD
THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM AT THE TOP BUT WITH
         FURIOUS WINDS OF CHANGE
TEMPTING NA !!! BAS YEHI TOH !!!



               NPTA
   Non –Veg    FREE    Prostitution
              REGIME




    Tobacco              Alcohol
BHARAT EK KHOJ

 INSTEAD OF JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU’S


NUCLEAR NON-PROLIFERATION TREATY
             ( NPT)


THERE’S A NEED FOR NPTA FREE REGIME



          N - ON- VEG
          P - ROSTITUTION
          T - OBACCO
          A - LCOHOL

  FREE REGIME !!!
Jab tak nahi mitegi har prakar ki vilaasinta
   Tab tak nahi hategi dilon se udasinta
          Vachan do yeh mitron
          Bachana hai watan ko
        Cchudani hai videshiyon se
          Apni aarthik swaadinta



        Research has proved that :

        Non-Veg causes violence
        Prostitution causes AIDS
         Tobacco causes cancer
           Alcohol causes liver
         failure and depression

      Hence, NPTA FREE REGIME !!!




Help eradicate these objects from society
Do not make them a necessary social evil
WHO IS MORE CUTE ?




 FATHER OR SON !!!
Yes I also
 have a
facebook
   a/c
HEY I AM FACEBOOK !!! DON’T SPIT SHITTY EMOTIONS ON ME !!!
OUT OF ALL
THE REWARDS
NATURE GIVES
     US
 SLEEP IS THE
    MOST
 REFRESHING
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CLOSE A FEW DOORS
         TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT ONE
SELECTION IS ALWAYS A REJECTION PROCEDURE
UCHIT KAPOOR


       001590600000760403

              ****




Bal.       16,20,458
THE WORLD IS A CHESS WHERE GOD IS PLAYING FROM BOTH SIDES
THE MOST FAMOUS TATTOO OF NEW YORK
WHY WORRY ??? ITS ONLY A GAME BETWEEN THE BOTH !!!
Never   Never Never Give
            Up !!!
COVER PAGE OF MY NEWLY COMPOSED POEM
         -- “ KAANCH KI DEEWAR ”
CAN’T TOLERATE
 OTHER’S EGO
 CAN’T GIVE UP
    YOURS
WILL YOU
      READ THIS
     BEFORE YOU




PASS THIS ON
DO IT NOW
STAY POSITIVE
       HEYYY !!!
I AM A PROUD BATCHMATE OF
  ENGINEERS,DOCTORS , CAs,
   LAWYERS , MBAs, MCAs
 ARCHITETCS, SCIENTISTS AND
         ARTISTS
TWO CELEBRITIES




 FROM KARNAL
Waves can wash what’s
written on the shore but not
what’s written in the heart
His Majesty !
HAPPINESS DOES NOT LIE AT THE END OF THE DARK TUNNEL OF LIFE
             HAPPINESS LIES IN CROSSING IT ……

 WRONG APPROACH !!!               RIGHT APPROACH !!!
DARE TO RARE   BUT NOT WITH HURRICANE SANDY
ly
            Corrupt
                     !!!
            proven


            Contamina

FINANCIAL
WALL
ENTITY RELATIONSHIP
      MODEL
  MANY TO MANY
                      FACEBOOK SIMPLIFIED




TIMELINE
I’M NOT
DOG VIJAY   Bhonkta nahi
  SINGH       hun main
              Bas swar hi
                thode
            theekhe hain
             Wafadari ke
               yen gun
             kutton se hi
             seekhe hain
Hail madam go !!!
Abbey thode
 se like , share
 aur comment
zyada kar doge
toh internet ka
  bil zyada aa
jayega kya ???
2G        Aye main ki keh gaya   G

     5G
3G               Sorry   G
“ YOUR PROFILE
                                IS NOT JUDGED
                                 BY THE NO. OF
                                 FRIENDS YOU
                                 HAVE BUT BY
                                   THE NO. OF
                                     PUBLIC
                                 SUBSCRIBERS
                                  YOU HAVE ”
MARK ZUCKERBEG , CEO FACEBOOK
IT MAY BE
   AGGRESSION
    REGRESSION
   SUPPRESSION
  DEPRESSION OR
    PROFESSION
GOD IS ALWAYS THE
 PERFECT MATCH
THE
SITUATION
 YOU WANT
TO AVOID IS
    THE
CHALLENGE
  ITSELF
SITUATIONS ARE
 ALREADY COMPLEX
   DON’T ADD YOUR
 REACTION TO MAKE
THEM MORE COMPLEX
   BE A PACIFIER
  NOT A CATALYST
THE FIRST PERSON
 TO LOVE IN THE
 WORLD IS YOUR
 BIGGEST ENEMY
FAILURE IS
MY BELOVED
VICTORY IS
MY FRIEND
WRITE YOUR FEARS HERE
  WE WILL ERASE THEM
Always Use !!!

tha toh Raj
badmash hi
 par sarson
ke khusboo
ne use India
mein hi rok
    liya
                 Sunflower
                 Refined Oil
Jago india !
Gas ke liye bhago india !
   Janhit mein jaari !




                            MOHABBAT
                             “ 14.2” kg
MOTHER INDIA FATHER INDIA
KACHAURI RAJ – KACHAURI
MAA   RAJ-MA
COAT   RAJ-COAT
SRIMAD BHAGWAD GITA SAPTAH STARS TODAY AT ASHRAM DELHI




BEFORE                                  AFTER
BE INSPIRED
    FROM
  PROUCTS
     NOT
   PEOPLE
-STEVE JOBS
  on the launch of ipad5
THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT
                  UCHIT KAPOOR
             IS A PREMIUM          MEMBER     OF




                      By virtue of passing


October 7, 2012       Member of IARCP , USA
My
innovation
NEVER TRY TO JUDGE ANY
  PERSON OR SITUATION
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE
   KARMIC THEORY SAYS
        ABOUT IT

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MAREEZ KANSAR KAY JARSUMAY SAY NAHAIN MARTA
 

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  • 1. Toh kya miyan aap 2 rupaye mein sara jungle lene chale thae , maaf karna PAISE PED PAR NAHI UGTE , hamaara naam bhi soorma bhopali eh seh nahi hai Thoda toh aur tolo …!!
  • 2. DON’T WAIT FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE TRAIN HER YOUR WAY
  • 3. DO NOT PERISH CHERISH
  • 4. MAN MOHAN SINGH TURNS 80 TODAY (26 SEPTEMBER 1932 ) Plz See The Special B’day Cake
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  • 6. HAPPY B’DAY MANNU !! Which pair of shoes should MMS buy for himself today ?
  • 7. MMS ‘S RECENT VISIT IN PAKISTAN Ghar aake accha lagta Main tumhare hai saath hun Welcome Hasao na singh home singh saab sab dekh saab rahe hain
  • 8. 2 IMPORTANT DATES IN THE HISTORY OF INDIA 26 27 SEPT SEPT NAINUM CCHINDUM TRISHASTRANI YUN AAYA YUN GAYA MODERN DAY TRAITOR YESTERDAY MARTYR “ I want to fly high , my eyes are on the sky, “ Mujhe kasam hai , shareer bhasam hai , and to fulfill my greed I can even make the Aaoonga main baram baar country cry “ Maa bharti ki laaj bachane ko Aye logo ab ho jao tayaar “
  • 9. THORIUM SCAM 48 LAC CRORE GHOTALON KA BAAP Ab is desh I am ko sirf coming !! SPIDER MAN ! hi bacha sakta hai
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  • 12. MY FACULTY OF LAW AT IMT GHAZIABAD DR. MUKUL SHASTRY DR. CHARU MATHUR MILIND LEGAL OFFICER PHD LAW RBI NLU JODHPUR
  • 13. Worrying is a rocking chair Though it keeps you occupied but leads you nowhere
  • 14. STARS DO NOT HAVE ANY COLLEAGUES THEY JUST HAVE OTHER STARS AROUND THEM
  • 15. TM IS A SOURCE OF BOTH ENTERTAINMENT AND INSPIRATION LIKE + SHARE = AGREE COMMENT = DISAGREE
  • 16. ANOTHER LITMUS TEST FOR GROWTH AND MATURITY : WHEN YOUR INTRINSIC PERCEPTION ABOUT YOUR INITIAL SCHOOLING CHANGES EXTRINSICALLY
  • 17. Inject the lubricant of love, compassion, sympathy and spirituality to eradicate the friction in the mind
  • 18. Only GOD knows what lies ahead
  • 19. WIZ ALL B-HATKE -- A BPO EMPLOYEE Hey b reasonable else you will be INLD IS BAD, thrown out of BJP IS BAD, the LIST , I CONGRESS IS THINK U GOT IT BAD I THINK IM MAD
  • 21. do Hu m khangress e ob to sa eng tu na bh m ko m do i l oo e ge ben Innovative flounderance
  • 22. STUPIDITY AND INTELLECT ARE FOUND AT ALL LEVELS IN SOCIETY Albert Einstein
  • 23. LET THE STAR WITHIN YOU EXPAND BEYOND THE BOUNDARIES OF SPACE AND LIFE THE SPACE THE STAR THE LIFE WITHIN
  • 24. TS TI AND BITS AND THAT IS LIFE FITS HOW
  • 25. ik shayar ka kaha sun le zamane wale hote nahi dost sab haath milane wale
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  • 27. EVEN THE HARDEST NUT TO CRACK IS TO BE CRACKED
  • 28. HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY BUT NOT AN OBLIGATION ON OTHERS
  • 29. THERE IS NO SUCH CONCEPT AS FAILRURE THERE IS ONLY LACK OF WILL AND
  • 30. WHAT IS THE RANK ORDER OF SUCCESS ? INTELLECT HARDWORK LUCK
  • 31. GO UP GO DOWN BUT NEVER DROWN
  • 32. DON’T LIVE FOR OTHERS EVEN DON’T LIVE FOR YOURSELF JUST LIVE FOR GOD
  • 33. HUNCHES LIE BELOW CONSCIOUS BELOW GENETICS SOMEWHERE IN THE DEEP DUNGEONS OF THOUGHT AND SPRITUALITY
  • 34. ARISTOTLE SAID “ FRIENDS ,THERE IS NO FRIEND ” I REPLIED “ STILL I LOVE MY FRIENDS” LIKE IF YOU LOVE YOUR FRIENDS , YOUR FACEBOOK BUDDIES ARE A SOURCE OF RESPECT AND DIGNITY AND ABOVE ALL INSPIRATION ( THIS IS NOT A PUBLICITY STUNT )
  • 35. FEAR IS NOT REALLY A SYMBOL OF COWARDICE BUT COMING OVER IT IS SURELY A SYMBOL OF STRENGH
  • 36. SATANIC VERSES ANGELIC VERSES LET LOVE COMPASSION AND ALL SHOULD BE DESTROYED SYMPATHY SURVIVE ALL I AM THE DOER NATURE ‘S THE DOER ONLY EVIL SURVIVES I AM THE SOURCE NOONE SHOULD BE HAPPY ONLY KARMA THRIVES I LIKE DARKNESS AND GREY I LIKE RED AND GREEN
  • 37. Main musafir dusre gaon ka hun, main khewaiyya dusri naav ka hun , mujhe dekh kar hi andaza laga lena doston ki main padchihn dusre paun ka hun
  • 38. rassi jal gayi par bal nahi gaya khet cchinn gaye par hal nahi gaya
  • 39. WE DO NOT WANT TO BE JUDGED BY ANYBODY BUT WE WANT TO JUDGE EVERYBODY
  • 41. Big research indeed There is no present , only past and future
  • 42. CHAMAN PURI MADAN PURI AMRISH PURI
  • 43. 1 PRAN 2 AMJAD KHAN 3 AMRISH PURI 4 PREM CHOPRA 5 DANNY DENZONGPA 6 JEEVAN 7 AJIT 8 SADASHIV AMRAPURKAR 9 GULSHAN GROVER 10 SHAKTI KAPOOR
  • 44. MEDIOCRE MINDS LIVE IN THE PRESENT GREAT MINDS ALWAYS LIVE EITHER IN THE PAST OR IN THE FUTURE – ALBERT EINSTEIN
  • 45. I DON’T WANT YOUR APPRECIATION I WANT : A - RROGANCE W - RATH E - NMITY
  • 46. you wer ine is a po imag can not
  • 47. WHERE IS YOUR ON MY POST ?
  • 48. THE THE MAJOR ACCOUNT CALLED LIFE CALLED LIFE
  • 49. IF CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME THEN PROFESSIONALISM SHOULD ALSO
  • 50. YOU BECOME GREAT THE MOMENT YOUR NAME GETS SEGREGATED FROM YOU
  • 51. LOVE LIVES BY GIVING AND FORGIVING SELF LIVES BY GETTING AND FORGETTING
  • 52. FORGET THE WORDS WHICH HURT YOU REGRET THE WORDS WHICH HURT OTHERS
  • 53. NEVER DWELL ON YOUR MISTAKES JUST JUMP OVER THEM
  • 54. MEENA KUMARI ( BORN 1932) YASH CHOPRA ( BORN 1932) IT HAS AGAIN HAPPENED PAKEEZAH STYLE WHEN YET ANOTHER 1932 BORN CELEBRITY HAS DIED JUST DAYS BEFORE THE RELEASE OF HIS LAST MOVIE .
  • 55. YASH CHOPRA KO EK BHAV BHEENI SHRADDHANJALI : dhool ka phool bhi mit jayenge faasle bhi waqt meherbaan ho toh mil jayegi manzil tujhe mehka deta hai sara jahan vijay ki chandni na hogi kabhie ojhal tujhse putra kuputra dharamputra ka faraq hi banata hai dil toh pagal hai aadmi aur insaan iska darr nikal de har lamhe ko jee bhar ke jee ittefaq nahi yeh parampara rakh sambhal ke sach hai logo bilkul yeh vichaar tu na ban veer- zara tu ban veer pura kabhie kabhie maalik hai tu zindagi ka aam admi bhi ban jata hai joshila naki iska hai mehmaan mita ke daag aur gira ke apne bhay ki deewar jan hatheli par ho teri jab tak hai jaan zamana hai ik kala pathar aur tere pratikool jhuka le isko apne aage ghaump ke iske seene mein Utilized all 22 film titles apne iraadon ka trishul Directed by Yash Chopra : jee na tu mra mra har dum pooch sawaal YASH CHOPRA jari rakh yeh silsila jalti rahe mashaal _____ Uchit Kapoor (27-9-32 TO 21-10-12)
  • 56. MERE COLLECTION OF ARTEFACTS DOES NOT MAKE AN ARTIST
  • 57. THOSE WHO DO NOT CHANGE CHANGE THE WORLD
  • 58. ALWAYS EXTEND A HELPING HAND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU NEED IT BACK ---- BOOMERANG WORLD
  • 59. THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM AT THE TOP BUT WITH FURIOUS WINDS OF CHANGE
  • 60. TEMPTING NA !!! BAS YEHI TOH !!! NPTA Non –Veg FREE Prostitution REGIME Tobacco Alcohol
  • 61. BHARAT EK KHOJ INSTEAD OF JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU’S NUCLEAR NON-PROLIFERATION TREATY ( NPT) THERE’S A NEED FOR NPTA FREE REGIME N - ON- VEG P - ROSTITUTION T - OBACCO A - LCOHOL FREE REGIME !!!
  • 62. Jab tak nahi mitegi har prakar ki vilaasinta Tab tak nahi hategi dilon se udasinta Vachan do yeh mitron Bachana hai watan ko Cchudani hai videshiyon se Apni aarthik swaadinta Research has proved that : Non-Veg causes violence Prostitution causes AIDS Tobacco causes cancer Alcohol causes liver failure and depression Hence, NPTA FREE REGIME !!! Help eradicate these objects from society Do not make them a necessary social evil
  • 63. WHO IS MORE CUTE ? FATHER OR SON !!!
  • 64. Yes I also have a facebook a/c
  • 65. HEY I AM FACEBOOK !!! DON’T SPIT SHITTY EMOTIONS ON ME !!!
  • 66. OUT OF ALL THE REWARDS NATURE GIVES US SLEEP IS THE MOST REFRESHING
  • 67. SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO CLOSE A FEW DOORS TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT ONE SELECTION IS ALWAYS A REJECTION PROCEDURE
  • 68. UCHIT KAPOOR 001590600000760403 **** Bal. 16,20,458
  • 69. THE WORLD IS A CHESS WHERE GOD IS PLAYING FROM BOTH SIDES
  • 70. THE MOST FAMOUS TATTOO OF NEW YORK
  • 71. WHY WORRY ??? ITS ONLY A GAME BETWEEN THE BOTH !!!
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  • 73. Never Never Never Give Up !!!
  • 74. COVER PAGE OF MY NEWLY COMPOSED POEM -- “ KAANCH KI DEEWAR ”
  • 75. CAN’T TOLERATE OTHER’S EGO CAN’T GIVE UP YOURS
  • 76. WILL YOU READ THIS BEFORE YOU PASS THIS ON DO IT NOW
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  • 80. STAY POSITIVE HEYYY !!! I AM A PROUD BATCHMATE OF ENGINEERS,DOCTORS , CAs, LAWYERS , MBAs, MCAs ARCHITETCS, SCIENTISTS AND ARTISTS
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  • 83. Waves can wash what’s written on the shore but not what’s written in the heart
  • 85. HAPPINESS DOES NOT LIE AT THE END OF THE DARK TUNNEL OF LIFE HAPPINESS LIES IN CROSSING IT …… WRONG APPROACH !!! RIGHT APPROACH !!!
  • 86. DARE TO RARE BUT NOT WITH HURRICANE SANDY
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  • 88. ly Corrupt !!! proven Contamina FINANCIAL
  • 89. WALL ENTITY RELATIONSHIP MODEL MANY TO MANY FACEBOOK SIMPLIFIED TIMELINE
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  • 91. I’M NOT DOG VIJAY Bhonkta nahi SINGH hun main Bas swar hi thode theekhe hain Wafadari ke yen gun kutton se hi seekhe hain
  • 93. Abbey thode se like , share aur comment zyada kar doge toh internet ka bil zyada aa jayega kya ???
  • 94. 2G Aye main ki keh gaya G 5G 3G Sorry G
  • 95. “ YOUR PROFILE IS NOT JUDGED BY THE NO. OF FRIENDS YOU HAVE BUT BY THE NO. OF PUBLIC SUBSCRIBERS YOU HAVE ” MARK ZUCKERBEG , CEO FACEBOOK
  • 96. IT MAY BE AGGRESSION REGRESSION SUPPRESSION DEPRESSION OR PROFESSION GOD IS ALWAYS THE PERFECT MATCH
  • 97. THE SITUATION YOU WANT TO AVOID IS THE CHALLENGE ITSELF
  • 98. SITUATIONS ARE ALREADY COMPLEX DON’T ADD YOUR REACTION TO MAKE THEM MORE COMPLEX BE A PACIFIER NOT A CATALYST
  • 99. THE FIRST PERSON TO LOVE IN THE WORLD IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY
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  • 102. WRITE YOUR FEARS HERE WE WILL ERASE THEM
  • 103. Always Use !!! tha toh Raj badmash hi par sarson ke khusboo ne use India mein hi rok liya Sunflower Refined Oil
  • 104. Jago india ! Gas ke liye bhago india ! Janhit mein jaari ! MOHABBAT “ 14.2” kg
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  • 107. KACHAURI RAJ – KACHAURI
  • 108. MAA RAJ-MA
  • 109. COAT RAJ-COAT
  • 110. SRIMAD BHAGWAD GITA SAPTAH STARS TODAY AT ASHRAM DELHI BEFORE AFTER
  • 111. BE INSPIRED FROM PROUCTS NOT PEOPLE -STEVE JOBS on the launch of ipad5
  • 112. THIS IS TO CERTIFY THAT UCHIT KAPOOR IS A PREMIUM MEMBER OF By virtue of passing October 7, 2012 Member of IARCP , USA
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  • 116. NEVER TRY TO JUDGE ANY PERSON OR SITUATION YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE KARMIC THEORY SAYS ABOUT IT