1. MUSIC VIDEO
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* Red text = specified. Stage directions in italics
Nick
I’m as real as they come,
I follow the rules(sat down with a piece of paper that has the word ‘rules’ written all
over it)
I’m still in the hood but I probably should move(stood by the sign that says Eccles,
walks to the other side of the side that says Worsley)
Made enough money, (performer waving two five pound notes and carrying a copper
jar)
I don’t f*** around
I just felt they needed me,
So I stuck around(he is wearing velcro shoes and carrying sello-tape and chewing
gum)
Feds got my man, (one of our group dressed as policeman grabbing another
member of our group)
S*** is real son
Cause my god son just became my real son(framed photo of the performer joking
hugging a younger lad next to another framed photo of them stood next to each
other, the kid smiling and the performer straight faced)
Think life is a game (performer and friends playing XBOX)
But all you get is a turn
You live and you learn
Either you freeze or you burn(person sat in freezer and then setting a ridiculously
small fire)
Kush in the air, I’m pushing the gears
Love turned into hate, hate turned into fear(performer looks in love, then gets angry,
then looks scared)
If it aint right, I don’t sign the deal(performer looks set to sign a record deal with an
executive, but at the top, in bold, it says ‘AINT RIGHT’ so he pushes it away)
Shoot me in the watch, I got time to kill
Gasoline, propane,
Aint no salary cap in the dope game(performer waving three five pound notes and
carrying a copper jar)

2. Aint no collective bargaining on cocaine
So in other words n****, do your thing
James
Mind in one place, heart in another(un detailed diagram of a human with arrows
pointing out where the heart and where the brain is)
Please pardon my brother,he’s just angry at you n****s(performers brother
screaming into the camera)
Who don’t have your heart in your rap s***
And got too f***** comfy(performer wrapped up, scarves, gloves, blanket, fast
asleep)
Cause we still f***** hungry, Young Money, got the munchies(performer surrounded
by food and then camera zoomed into a bag of ‘Munchies’ chocolate)
Faded, f***** faded, aww yeah I'm f***** faded
They tellin’ lies about me, aww yeah I musta made it(holding a newspaper with the
headline ‘PICKEN: SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18…’
Rikers Island on this flow,
8 months for that pistol(carrying a water pistol)
But at least
They had some bad b*****s workin’ in that s*** hole(Josh in drag cleaning the college
toilets)
Three visits later,I went and did it major
So f*** the judge, and the jury, and the litigator(camera goes to Josh dressed as a
judge, then to all of us dressed like we are part of the jury, and then to Nick dressed
as a lawyer)
Watchin all these kids who thought they had it figured out
And then November came, they let my n**** out(performer wearing prison clothes
walking out of the college)
Alyx
Stop playin, I ain't with that bull***t
N***** act like b******. Shanaynay, oh my goodness
This is Wayne’s World, and y’all are just some tourists(Josh wearing Wayne’s World
cap, putting up his thumbs)
Give me three wishes, I wish, I wish, I wish, you would b****
Brand new p****, p**** good as baby powder(spoof of the news story where a man
accidently gave kids doing trick or treat bags of cocaine instead of haribo’s)
Two glock 40′s, n**** you got 80 problems(piece of paper with drawings of guns with
a caption saying ’40 X 2 = 80’)

3. Swimmin’ in the money, Imma need some f****** goggles(a few notes on the floor
with loads of copper, performer trying to swim in it wearing googles)
It’s better to give, but we don't give a f***about ‘em
I just came home, s*** then got real h**(walk through the front door to find a fake dog
poo on the floor)
Lil Weezy-ana, the boot n****, steal toe(performer holding up a pair of Timberlands)
I ain'tworkin with a full deck but I deal h**(sat round table playing poker)
I just touched down,
Kick the mother******* field goal(performer feebly kicking a rugby ball)
Talkin ’bout baby money?
I got your baby money(holding up a £5 note with a baby’s face replacing the
Queen’s)
Kidnap your b****(Josh in drag getting kidnapped)
Get that ‘how much you love your lady’ money
I know you fake n****, press your brakes n****
I’ll take you out, that’s a date n****(performer and Josh (in drag) sat having a
romantic meal)
I'm a grown ass blood, stop playin with me
Play a******
And get an a** whippin’(Josh in drag whipping a whip)
I think you p**** cat ha
Hello kitty(performer holding up a Hello Kitty product)
I just throw the alley-oop to Drake Griffin
I lay em down, tempur-pedic
This s*** a game of chess(playing chess)
You n***** think its cleavage
Its young money,
Yeah ’tis the season(wearing a Christmas hat)
I give you the business, b**** this a business meeting
My n***** hungry, my b****** greedy(Nick eating a little, Josh in drag eating
everything)
Will I die a bloody murder? Dear Mr. Ouija(Alyx in alley way, lying ‘dead’)
N****, I'm straight, my girl a f****t(Josh in drag flopping his hand)
Potato on the barrel, pop pop tater salad (all 3 performers in a Mexican stand-off
carrying spud guns, circling round a potato in the middle of the room. The screen
turns black as a gunshot is heard)