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There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Crayon

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There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Crayon

  1. 1. THERE<br />WASAN<br />OLD<br />LADY<br />WHO<br />SWALLOWED<br />ACRAYON<br />Jennifer Heyser<br />7468 – Fall<br />
  2. 2. There wasanoldlady<br />whoswallowedacrayon.<br />
  3. 3. Idon’tknowwhysheswallowedthecrayon.<br />Shewasn’t sayin’.<br />
  4. 4. There wasanoldlady<br />whoswallowedsomechalk.<br />Shedidn’t balk when sheswallowedthechalk.<br />
  5. 5. Sheswallowedthe<br />chalktoplan with<br />thecrayon.<br />Idon’tknowwhysheswallowedthecrayon.<br />Shewasn’t sayin’.<br />
  6. 6. There wasanold lady <br />whoswallowed<br />a<br />pencil.<br />
  7. 7. No,<br />notstencil!<br />I<br />saidpencil!<br />
  8. 8. Sheswallowedthepencil to workwiththechalk.<br />Sheswallowed thechalktoplanwiththecrayon.<br />I don’tknowwhysheswallowed the crayon.<br />Shewasn’tsayin’.<br />
  9. 9. There was onoldlady who swallowedsomepaint.<br />Shedidn’t faint whensheswallowed the paint.<br />
  10. 10. Sheswallowedthe paint toinventwith thepencil.<br />Sheswallowedthepencil to workwiththechalk.<br />Sheswallowed thechalktoplanwiththecrayon.<br />I don’tknowwhysheswallowed the crayon.<br />Shewasn’tsayin’.<br />
  11. 11. There wasanold lady <br />whoswallowed<br />a<br />brush.<br />
  12. 12. Itmadeherflushtoswallowthebrush.<br />
  13. 13. Sheswallowed the brushtocraft with thepaint.<br />Sheswallowedthe paint toinventwith thepencil.<br />Sheswallowedthepencil to workwiththechalk.<br />Sheswallowed thechalktoplanwiththecrayon.<br />I don’tknowwhysheswallowed the crayon.<br />Shewasn’tsayin’.<br />
  14. 14. There <br />wasanold lady <br />who<br />swallowed<br />some<br />glue.<br />
  15. 15. Shedidn’t chew whensheswallowed the glue.<br />
  16. 16. She swallowed thegluetodiscover the brush.<br />Sheswallowed the brushtocraft with thepaint.<br />Sheswallowedthe paint toinventwith thepencil.<br />Sheswallowedthepencil to workwiththe chalk.<br />Sheswallowed thechalktoplanwiththe crayon.<br />I don’tknowwhysheswallowed the crayon.<br />Shewasn’tsayin’.<br />
  17. 17. There wasanold lady <br />whoswallowed<br />some<br />paper.<br />
  18. 18. Swallowing the paper was such a caper!<br />Swallowingthe paper<br />wassuchacaper!<br />
  19. 19. After swallowingthepaper she <br />knewshe<br />must<br />cease.<br />
  20. 20. And suddenlyburped…<br />VOILÁ!<br />MASTERPIECE!<br />
  21. 21. All illustrations, photos,voice, and audioby<br />Jennifer<br />Heyser.<br />All music<br />Freeplay.com<br />Sir Duck<br />&<br />Balancing Act<br />

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