SlideShare a Scribd company logo
1 of 49
Download to read offline
IT
G
E
S
U
’T

N
D

@svenpet
THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION IS CONTAINING

SARCASTIC CONTENT
THE PRESENTER LOVES GIT AND APOLOGIES FOR ANY CONFUSION BEFOREHAND

R

IRONY
Hypersensitivity to occasional profanity requires covering ears.

OCCASIONAL PROFANITY (SORRY MOM!)
Sven Peters

Atlassian Ambassador

svenpet.com
@svenpet
Atlassian Ambassador

TODAY I'M JUST

SVEN
Atlassian Ambassador

TODAY I'M JUST

SVN
IT'S A DISEASE
Unnecessary

Products
BIC UNDERWEAR
PETWATER
J2EE

thanks SUN
AND NOW
LINUX
OPEN
SOURCE

made for hippies
1

GIT PROPAGANDA

WORKING OFFLINE
GIT PROPAGANDA

BROWSING HISTORY
IS

LIGHTNING FAST
WORKING OFFLINE
=
DISCONNECTED
CONNECT WITH
YOUR TEAM

IN THE OFFICE
DISCONNECTS US
2

GIT PROPAGANDA

GIT IS DISTRIBUTED
GIT PROPAGANDA

CODE

DEVELOPER

INDEPENDENTLY
work on the
same code base

GIT PROPAGANDA
ESSENTIAL

SECURITY FEATURES
ARE MISSING
LOCK FILES SO WE DON’T STEP ON EACH
OTHER TOES
LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND

AND NOT WORRY ABOUT MERGE CONFLICTS
GREAT WAY TO CONTROL YOUR STAFF
GIVES YOU LESS CONTROL
OVER

PEOPLE & CODE
3

GIT PROPAGANDA

BRANCHING IS FAST
GIT PROPAGANDA

YOU CREATE BRANCHES

LOCALLY
that's lightning fast
BRANCHING IS FAST
BUT NO NATURAL

TIME FOR A BREAK
BRANCH
CHECKOUT
CODE
BRANCH
CHECKOUT
CODE
During

CHECKOUT
get a coffee and meet people
chat with team mates about the weekends
check Facebook
MAKES YOU UNSOCIAL
4

GIT PROPAGANDA

MANY POSSIBILITIES
GIT PROPAGANDA
STAGE

STAGING
AREA

COMMIT

LOCAL
BRANCH

PUSH

REMOTE
BRANCH
COMMIT
MANY POSSIBILITIES
MEANS
NO ACCIDENTALLY COMMITS
WHERE IS THE FUN?
IS LESS FUN & BORING
5

GIT PROPAGANDA

EASY MERGING
GIT PROPAGANDA

MERGING JUST WORKS
git merge

that's it
EASY MERGING
MEANS NO

TEAM EXPERIENCE
Let's merge now
MERGE CONFLICT CONVERSATIONS BRINGS
PEOPLE TOGETHER
IS DESTROYING TEAMS
DON'T LET YOUR CHILDREN GROW UP IN A WORLD OF
!

!

!

DISTRIBUTED VERSION CONTROL SYSTEMS
Thanks!

svenpet.com/talks
@svenpet

More Related Content

Viewers also liked

Code Collaboration With Git & Stash (and Bamboo)
Code Collaboration With Git & Stash (and Bamboo)Code Collaboration With Git & Stash (and Bamboo)
Code Collaboration With Git & Stash (and Bamboo)
Sven Peters
 
Atlassian User Group Wiesbaden
Atlassian User Group WiesbadenAtlassian User Group Wiesbaden
Atlassian User Group Wiesbaden
Sven Peters
 

Viewers also liked (20)

Confluence - From Wiki to Collaboration Platform
Confluence - From Wiki to Collaboration PlatformConfluence - From Wiki to Collaboration Platform
Confluence - From Wiki to Collaboration Platform
 
Code Collaboration With Git & Stash (and Bamboo)
Code Collaboration With Git & Stash (and Bamboo)Code Collaboration With Git & Stash (and Bamboo)
Code Collaboration With Git & Stash (and Bamboo)
 
Atlassian: The latest and greatest - May/June 2013
Atlassian: The latest and greatest - May/June 2013Atlassian: The latest and greatest - May/June 2013
Atlassian: The latest and greatest - May/June 2013
 
Atlassian - Software For Every Team
Atlassian - Software For Every TeamAtlassian - Software For Every Team
Atlassian - Software For Every Team
 
It's the culture, but not as you know it
It's the culture, but not as you know itIt's the culture, but not as you know it
It's the culture, but not as you know it
 
Atlassian - The Latest & Greatest April 2014
Atlassian - The Latest & Greatest April 2014Atlassian - The Latest & Greatest April 2014
Atlassian - The Latest & Greatest April 2014
 
Atlassian, the latest and greatest / October 13
Atlassian, the latest and greatest / October 13Atlassian, the latest and greatest / October 13
Atlassian, the latest and greatest / October 13
 
Coding Culture
Coding CultureCoding Culture
Coding Culture
 
Bamboo - an introduction
Bamboo - an introductionBamboo - an introduction
Bamboo - an introduction
 
Starting a Collaboration Revolution
Starting a Collaboration RevolutionStarting a Collaboration Revolution
Starting a Collaboration Revolution
 
git - eine praktische Einführung
git - eine praktische Einführunggit - eine praktische Einführung
git - eine praktische Einführung
 
Atlassian User Group Wiesbaden
Atlassian User Group WiesbadenAtlassian User Group Wiesbaden
Atlassian User Group Wiesbaden
 
Making the switch to DVCS
Making the switch to DVCSMaking the switch to DVCS
Making the switch to DVCS
 
Aug Karlsruhe
Aug Karlsruhe Aug Karlsruhe
Aug Karlsruhe
 
JIRA 4.4
JIRA 4.4JIRA 4.4
JIRA 4.4
 
Atlassian User Group NRW
Atlassian User Group NRWAtlassian User Group NRW
Atlassian User Group NRW
 
Atlassian User Group Berlin Brandenburg
Atlassian User Group Berlin BrandenburgAtlassian User Group Berlin Brandenburg
Atlassian User Group Berlin Brandenburg
 
7 Things: How to make good teams great
7 Things: How to make good teams great7 Things: How to make good teams great
7 Things: How to make good teams great
 
Atlassian User Group Bielefeld
Atlassian User Group BielefeldAtlassian User Group Bielefeld
Atlassian User Group Bielefeld
 
Atlassian User Group Karlsruhe + München
Atlassian User Group Karlsruhe + MünchenAtlassian User Group Karlsruhe + München
Atlassian User Group Karlsruhe + München
 

More from Sven Peters

More from Sven Peters (16)

✊ Join the DEV-olution: A culture of empowered developers
✊ Join the DEV-olution: A culture of empowered developers✊ Join the DEV-olution: A culture of empowered developers
✊ Join the DEV-olution: A culture of empowered developers
 
Team Shaping - Building a shared understanding
Team Shaping - Building a shared understandingTeam Shaping - Building a shared understanding
Team Shaping - Building a shared understanding
 
Developer Joy - How great teams get s%*t done
Developer Joy - How great teams get s%*t doneDeveloper Joy - How great teams get s%*t done
Developer Joy - How great teams get s%*t done
 
Teams Flow, Stay in sync, async
Teams Flow, Stay in sync, asyncTeams Flow, Stay in sync, async
Teams Flow, Stay in sync, async
 
The Hitchhiker's Guide to a Great Developer Career
The Hitchhiker's Guide to a Great Developer CareerThe Hitchhiker's Guide to a Great Developer Career
The Hitchhiker's Guide to a Great Developer Career
 
The Effective Developer - Work Smarter, not Harder
The Effective Developer - Work Smarter, not HarderThe Effective Developer - Work Smarter, not Harder
The Effective Developer - Work Smarter, not Harder
 
How to Become a Conference Speaker
How to Become a Conference SpeakerHow to Become a Conference Speaker
How to Become a Conference Speaker
 
The Effective Developer - Work Smarter, Not Harder
The Effective Developer - Work Smarter, Not HarderThe Effective Developer - Work Smarter, Not Harder
The Effective Developer - Work Smarter, Not Harder
 
5 Things: How to Rock Remote Work
5 Things: How to Rock Remote Work5 Things: How to Rock Remote Work
5 Things: How to Rock Remote Work
 
A Career Advice: Change is the Only Constant
A Career Advice: Change is the Only ConstantA Career Advice: Change is the Only Constant
A Career Advice: Change is the Only Constant
 
Be More Productive with Confluence
Be More Productive with ConfluenceBe More Productive with Confluence
Be More Productive with Confluence
 
Less Process, more Guidance with a Team Playbook
Less Process, more Guidance with a Team PlaybookLess Process, more Guidance with a Team Playbook
Less Process, more Guidance with a Team Playbook
 
The Secret Sauce of Successful Teams
The Secret Sauce of Successful TeamsThe Secret Sauce of Successful Teams
The Secret Sauce of Successful Teams
 
Rise of the Machines - Automate your Development
Rise of the Machines - Automate your DevelopmentRise of the Machines - Automate your Development
Rise of the Machines - Automate your Development
 
Kick-@$$ Sofware Development
Kick-@$$ Sofware DevelopmentKick-@$$ Sofware Development
Kick-@$$ Sofware Development
 
The 5 Hottest Atlassian News from Summit 2014
The 5 Hottest Atlassian News from Summit 2014The 5 Hottest Atlassian News from Summit 2014
The 5 Hottest Atlassian News from Summit 2014
 

Recently uploaded

Modular Monolith - a Practical Alternative to Microservices @ Devoxx UK 2024
Modular Monolith - a Practical Alternative to Microservices @ Devoxx UK 2024Modular Monolith - a Practical Alternative to Microservices @ Devoxx UK 2024
Modular Monolith - a Practical Alternative to Microservices @ Devoxx UK 2024
Victor Rentea
 
Cloud Frontiers: A Deep Dive into Serverless Spatial Data and FME
Cloud Frontiers:  A Deep Dive into Serverless Spatial Data and FMECloud Frontiers:  A Deep Dive into Serverless Spatial Data and FME
Cloud Frontiers: A Deep Dive into Serverless Spatial Data and FME
Safe Software
 
Architecting Cloud Native Applications
Architecting Cloud Native ApplicationsArchitecting Cloud Native Applications
Architecting Cloud Native Applications
WSO2
 

Recently uploaded (20)

CNIC Information System with Pakdata Cf In Pakistan
CNIC Information System with Pakdata Cf In PakistanCNIC Information System with Pakdata Cf In Pakistan
CNIC Information System with Pakdata Cf In Pakistan
 
Strategies for Landing an Oracle DBA Job as a Fresher
Strategies for Landing an Oracle DBA Job as a FresherStrategies for Landing an Oracle DBA Job as a Fresher
Strategies for Landing an Oracle DBA Job as a Fresher
 
Exploring Multimodal Embeddings with Milvus
Exploring Multimodal Embeddings with MilvusExploring Multimodal Embeddings with Milvus
Exploring Multimodal Embeddings with Milvus
 
"I see eyes in my soup": How Delivery Hero implemented the safety system for ...
"I see eyes in my soup": How Delivery Hero implemented the safety system for ..."I see eyes in my soup": How Delivery Hero implemented the safety system for ...
"I see eyes in my soup": How Delivery Hero implemented the safety system for ...
 
Repurposing LNG terminals for Hydrogen Ammonia: Feasibility and Cost Saving
Repurposing LNG terminals for Hydrogen Ammonia: Feasibility and Cost SavingRepurposing LNG terminals for Hydrogen Ammonia: Feasibility and Cost Saving
Repurposing LNG terminals for Hydrogen Ammonia: Feasibility and Cost Saving
 
Modular Monolith - a Practical Alternative to Microservices @ Devoxx UK 2024
Modular Monolith - a Practical Alternative to Microservices @ Devoxx UK 2024Modular Monolith - a Practical Alternative to Microservices @ Devoxx UK 2024
Modular Monolith - a Practical Alternative to Microservices @ Devoxx UK 2024
 
Introduction to Multilingual Retrieval Augmented Generation (RAG)
Introduction to Multilingual Retrieval Augmented Generation (RAG)Introduction to Multilingual Retrieval Augmented Generation (RAG)
Introduction to Multilingual Retrieval Augmented Generation (RAG)
 
How to Troubleshoot Apps for the Modern Connected Worker
How to Troubleshoot Apps for the Modern Connected WorkerHow to Troubleshoot Apps for the Modern Connected Worker
How to Troubleshoot Apps for the Modern Connected Worker
 
Web Form Automation for Bonterra Impact Management (fka Social Solutions Apri...
Web Form Automation for Bonterra Impact Management (fka Social Solutions Apri...Web Form Automation for Bonterra Impact Management (fka Social Solutions Apri...
Web Form Automation for Bonterra Impact Management (fka Social Solutions Apri...
 
Vector Search -An Introduction in Oracle Database 23ai.pptx
Vector Search -An Introduction in Oracle Database 23ai.pptxVector Search -An Introduction in Oracle Database 23ai.pptx
Vector Search -An Introduction in Oracle Database 23ai.pptx
 
Apidays New York 2024 - Scaling API-first by Ian Reasor and Radu Cotescu, Adobe
Apidays New York 2024 - Scaling API-first by Ian Reasor and Radu Cotescu, AdobeApidays New York 2024 - Scaling API-first by Ian Reasor and Radu Cotescu, Adobe
Apidays New York 2024 - Scaling API-first by Ian Reasor and Radu Cotescu, Adobe
 
Understanding the FAA Part 107 License ..
Understanding the FAA Part 107 License ..Understanding the FAA Part 107 License ..
Understanding the FAA Part 107 License ..
 
Cloud Frontiers: A Deep Dive into Serverless Spatial Data and FME
Cloud Frontiers:  A Deep Dive into Serverless Spatial Data and FMECloud Frontiers:  A Deep Dive into Serverless Spatial Data and FME
Cloud Frontiers: A Deep Dive into Serverless Spatial Data and FME
 
Apidays New York 2024 - Passkeys: Developing APIs to enable passwordless auth...
Apidays New York 2024 - Passkeys: Developing APIs to enable passwordless auth...Apidays New York 2024 - Passkeys: Developing APIs to enable passwordless auth...
Apidays New York 2024 - Passkeys: Developing APIs to enable passwordless auth...
 
DEV meet-up UiPath Document Understanding May 7 2024 Amsterdam
DEV meet-up UiPath Document Understanding May 7 2024 AmsterdamDEV meet-up UiPath Document Understanding May 7 2024 Amsterdam
DEV meet-up UiPath Document Understanding May 7 2024 Amsterdam
 
EMPOWERMENT TECHNOLOGY GRADE 11 QUARTER 2 REVIEWER
EMPOWERMENT TECHNOLOGY GRADE 11 QUARTER 2 REVIEWEREMPOWERMENT TECHNOLOGY GRADE 11 QUARTER 2 REVIEWER
EMPOWERMENT TECHNOLOGY GRADE 11 QUARTER 2 REVIEWER
 
Six Myths about Ontologies: The Basics of Formal Ontology
Six Myths about Ontologies: The Basics of Formal OntologySix Myths about Ontologies: The Basics of Formal Ontology
Six Myths about Ontologies: The Basics of Formal Ontology
 
[BuildWithAI] Introduction to Gemini.pdf
[BuildWithAI] Introduction to Gemini.pdf[BuildWithAI] Introduction to Gemini.pdf
[BuildWithAI] Introduction to Gemini.pdf
 
Architecting Cloud Native Applications
Architecting Cloud Native ApplicationsArchitecting Cloud Native Applications
Architecting Cloud Native Applications
 
ProductAnonymous-April2024-WinProductDiscovery-MelissaKlemke
ProductAnonymous-April2024-WinProductDiscovery-MelissaKlemkeProductAnonymous-April2024-WinProductDiscovery-MelissaKlemke
ProductAnonymous-April2024-WinProductDiscovery-MelissaKlemke
 

Don't use git