This document provides a satirical list of steps to achieve "swag" including: changing one's name to Nigel, dropping out of school, doing drugs, working a low-paying job, committing arson by setting one's grandmother's flat on fire, constantly saying "yolo", not caring about anything or anyone, and buying a snapback hat. The implicit message is that such behavior is not a legitimate path to respect or status.

1. This slide show is here so you can no how to have the swag of a black man.
Easy steps.
1. Change the name to Nigel.
2. Don’t go school
3. Do drugs
4. Work at McDonalds
5. Set fire to your nans flat
6. Say yolo
7. Don’t give a single f*ck
8. Buy a snap back

2. First step to having them swags is to change your name to Nigel. This wi9ll get you the ho’s
u need. Also Nigel is a pretty legit name. Nigel is Latin for ‘god of them all’ but we will
pretend it is ‘god of the swag’

3. The second step to having swag is to not go to school. OR any type of education, not
even nursery, just go home and never go again. Going to school is a waste of time when
the only qualification you need is swag. Swag will get you any job that pays £3 an hour
or less. Which is a lot of money when you have swag. If anyone comes to your house
kick them in the knees and leave them there to rot.

4. Do drugs.

5. The 4th step is to work at McDonalds. At McDonalds the treat
you like the sad pathetic excuse of existence low life that you
are BUT they pay you for it. You don’t lose your dignity either,
people will see you working there and have respect for you
100%.

6. The 5th step is to set fire to your nans flat. Your nan is a blood sacrifice, doing this please the
swag lord, showing him you’re capable of holding the mighty swag. Your nan is perfect
because she has no swag.

7. Say yolo, start and end every sentence with yolo. Or
drake will eat you.

8. Don’t give a single f*ck to anything or anyone. If you do you have no swag.
This dwarf doesn’t give a f*ck, and look at him……

9. The last step is to buy a snap back. A snap back is a crown, a crown for someone with unlimited swag. If someone see’s
you with a snap back they will bow down and prey to you. This makes you’re the full swag master.

10. Now you have all this swag,
what do you do? Well
firstly you have the power
of many men, you can go
rob a bank, eat some
children, beat up some
homeless bag head, or
even set your local vet on
fire. The first
recommendation is that
you rest. All the swag will
tire you out and if you want
full potential you should
rest. Then when you wake
do whatever the hell you
want.