1. You’re So Vain<br />You walked into the partyLike you were walking onto a yachtYour hat strategically dipped below one eyeYour scarf it was apricotYou had one eye in the mirrorAs you watched yourself gavotteAnd all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partnerThey'd be your partner, andYou're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainI'll bet you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you?You had me several years agoWhen I was still quite naiveWell, you said that we made such a pretty pairAnd that you would never leaveBut you gave away the things you lovedAnd one of them was meI had some dreams they were clouds in my coffeeClouds in my coffee, andYou're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainI'll bet you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you?I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffeeClouds in my coffee, andYou're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainI'll bet you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you?Well, I hear you went up to SaratogaAnd your horse naturally wonThen you flew your Lear jet up to Nova ScotiaTo see the total eclipse of the sunWell, you're where you should be all the timeAnd when you're not, you're withSome underworld spy or the wife of a close friendWife of a close friend, and<br />You're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainI'll bet you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you? Don't you?You're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vainYou probably think this song is about youYou're so vain (so vain)I'll bet you think this song is about youDon't you? Don't you? Don't you? <br />You’re So Smart<br />You walked into the equation <br />Like you were walking onto a yacht<br />Your pencil strategically placed above “Y”<br />Your mind was thinking a lot<br />You figured out that you were looking for “X”<br />And you started thinking of ways<br />Ways to find “X”<br />Ways to find “X”<br />And you’re so smart<br />You probably think this problem is easy<br />Cus you’re so smart<br /> I bet you think this problem is easy <br />Don’t you? Don’t you?<br />Well you decide to try and get “X” alone<br />So you tried adding five<br />When that doesn’t work you subtracted five<br />And that seemed to work<br />But you still had quite a ways to go<br />You still had to find “X”<br />You decided to use multiplication or division<br />Multiplication or division<br />And you’re so smart<br />You probably think this problem is easy<br />Cus you’re so smart<br /> I bet you think this problem is easy <br />Don’t you? Don’t you?<br />You decided to use multiplication or division<br />Multiplication or division<br />And you’re so smart<br />You probably think this problem is easy<br />Cus you’re so smart<br /> I bet you think this problem is easy <br />Don’t you? Don’t you?<br />Well you got the problem down to 20=5x<br />So you decide to use division<br />So you have to divide 20 by 5<br />The problem is now 4=x<br />Well that’s the end of the problem<br />You figured it out<br />Now you know how to use variables<br />Use variables<br />And you’re so smart<br />You probably think this problem is easy<br />Cus you’re so smart<br /> I bet you think this problem is easy <br />Don’t you? Don’t you?<br />And you’re so smart<br />You probably think this problem is easy<br />Cus you’re so smart<br /> I bet you think this problem is easy <br />Don’t you? Don’t you?<br />And you’re so smart (so smart)<br /> I bet you think this problem is easy <br />Don’t you? Don’t you?<br />