This document outlines a 5 day plan for analyzing mobile app infection rates and activities. On day 1, reconnaissance of infection rates is conducted on Android, iOS, and Windows Phone platforms based on population density and past iCrossing data. On day 2, surviving desktop marketing and management teams and customers is the focus. Day 3 involves thriving by reflecting on whether an app is infected based on what permissions and capabilities it has, such as accessing the camera or sending push notifications. Day 4 continues reflecting. By day 5, if an app is determined to be infected, it will be "eaten". Contact information is provided for Jeff McWherter, a mobile infantry survivalist.