A quirky take on why you need a Website.

1. WHY YOU NEED WEBSITE IN A BUSINESS?

2. IS LIKE ASKING…

3. WHY YOU NEED SEX IN A MARRIAGE?

4. OTHERWISE, YOU WOULD BE A WANKER !

5. A VERY UNHAPPY WANKER! :(

6. WHO WANTS TO BE A WANKER, RIGHT?

7. NO, SERIOUSLY …

8. WIVES VS CUSTOMER

10. THEY BOTH WANT

11. A HOME (PAGE)

12. YOU GIVE YOUR WIFE THE WORLD AT HOME

13. FURNITURE ELECTRONICS MAID CAR YOU NAME IT :)

14. COS’ THIS IS WHAT SHE WANTS

15. WELL, SO DO YOUR CUSTOMERS

16. COMPANY/PROD INFO CONTACTS INVESTOR INFO E-COMMERCE EXPERIENCE CUSTOMER SERVICE YOU NAME IT :)

17. THE GOOD NEWS IS…

18. YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE LITERALLY SEARCHING FOR YOUR BUSINESS

19. ONLINE ALL THE TIME GOOGLING DON’T WANT TO MAKE A CALL OR GO OUT SHOPPING OR EVEN MEET YOU YOUR CUSTOMERS ARE

20. YOU SHOULD GO TO THEM

21. COS’ YOUR CUSTOMERS (LIKE WIVES) WANT A HOME(PAGE)

22. STILL UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO MARRY YOUR CUSTOMERS…

23. START WITH GOOGLING YOUR COMPETITORS

24. OPEN A BROWSER TYPE WWW.GOOGLE.COM IN THE ADDRESS BAR HIT ENTER ON THE WEB PAGE TYPE IN YOUR COMPETITOR’S BUSINESS AND CLICK SEARCH LOOK FOR THE RESULTS GOOD LUCK!

25. A WORD OF CAUTION … *

26. IF YOU DO NOT GET WALK IN CUSTOMERS TODAY, YOU CAN’T EXPECT THEM LOOK FOR YOUR WEBSITE EITHER

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