This document contains a collection of short quips and one-liners. Many poke fun at social situations like dancing, relationships, and humorously insulting others. Overall it provides lighthearted jokes and comedic commentary on various topics through brief sayings and quotes.

1. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Go on, have a laugh with my animal friends…

2. I could dance with you till the cows come home, on second thought I'll dance with the cows till you come home.

3. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it

4. Room service? Send up a larger room.

5. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

6. Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot

7. Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!

8. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot

9. If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

10. Say! You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!

11. Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

12. Well I hope you enjoyed your laugh!