VAMPIRE MARKETING
ENGAGING CLIENTS WITH HUMOR
FIND A HAM
THERE’S ONE IN
EVERY BUSINESS
DON’T WORRY ABOUT SELLING
THINK BRANDING
DON’T PLAN
MISTAKES ARE
HILARIOUS
SHOOT A VIDEO
BE BRAVE
HAVE FUN
LIFE’S TOO SHORT
NOT TO
MAKE ‘EM SMILE
HAPPY CLIENTS SPEND MONEY
“YOU ONLY LIVE
ONCE, BUT IF YOU
DO IT RIGHT, ONCE
IS ENOUGH.”
Mae West

VAMPIRE MARKETING