Several Simself characters get married in a Valentine's Day special wedding event, though Fire and Spike elope to Twikki Island instead of having a big wedding. The document introduces the Simself characters getting married which are based on real-life legacy stories and their creators. It also includes dialogue between Fire and Spike expressing their love for one another on their elopement.

1. Welcome to An Absolutely Crazy Valentine's Day! As with my other special(s), this is almost completely irrelevant to the story line, apart from continuity reasons. Since this does not feature any of the Chandlers, it's even less important than ever! Let's begin, shall we?

2. "Hey, RealMe!" Hi, Fire. What's with the outfit? "Psssh, as if you don't know. The readers aren't stupid, you know." All right. Fine. Shall I explain how we got here? "Good idea."

3. Spike, my Simself's Christmas present from me, recently proposed to Fire. "And, like every other Legacy heir and Simself in the history of the game, I was entranced by the pretty shiny ring." Thus, we have a wedding to go through. Several, actually. All the Simselves are getting hitched!

4. "Whoa, overboard much?" You only get married once. "In this dimension, anyway. Who's first?" I believe it's Lark and Gaara.

5. "Lark, even though we are already married, and I am a mangled character file, in another dimension, I want to make this official here." "Gaara, though I should be unspeakably upset with you for deleting yourself, you did it for the greater good. I have already said yes once... this time, it is just as easy."

6. "This time, I get to keep you." Lark is the Simself of ladylarkrune, and writes the Yakko's World OWBC and wrote the now completed Lady Lark's Looney Bin for the Morbidly Insane asylum challenge. Gaara is her husband from the asylum challenge.

7. "Lucy, we have both lived full lives and died in our own dimension. Here, I would like to spend the rest of time with you." "Remus. We tried to deny our love once, and found ourselves in each others' arms. Death cannot keep us apart."

8. "Nothing can keep us apart." "Mushy much?" Pipe down, Fire. Lucy is the Simself of LucyPeppeR, writer of the Obsession Legacy, an alphabet legacy. Remus is her R generation heir.

9. "Cee, we're already together in the real world. Now, we can be together in this dimension." "Until Rodney's Death Creator do we part." Awww.

10. Okay guys, we're gonna take a break to eat some cake and stuff before we get to Fire and Spike's wedding. Cee is the Simself of charris, writer of the Regacy, a Regency-themed legacy. Jeremy is the Simself of her real-life husband.

11. In the Simself household, there was much toasting of toasts...

12. ...and shoving of cake...

13. But amidst the mild chaos, the creator's Simself and her fiance disappeared. "Guys! You better come and look at this!"

14. Hey guys, Sorry about this, but Spike and I have decided to skip the pageantry and elope to Twikki Island. We know that RealMe wanted me to have a wedding with a big poofy dress and Spike in a tux, but this is what we want.

15. We'll be back after a few days. We'll miss you. Don't destroy the house. And Lark, don't you dare touch the Tombstone of L and D. Hugs, Fire and Spike.

16. "Fire, luv, since Drusilla left me and Buffy took up with Death, I 'aven't felt this way for someone else for a long time." "Spike, you're a fictional character. You're a vampire. You're British. That's three great reasons for me to love you, and I do."

17. "Er, you do know you look ridiculous in that getup?" "I know, but it shows off my chest." "Not disagreeing with you there. Yum." Glad I didn't vampirise you, Spike? "I dunno. Could have been interesting." "Nuh-uh. If I have to stay human, so do you."

18. That's the Valentine's Special! Hope it wasn't too smushy or anything. Simselves (excluding Fire) in order of appearance: Lark - ladylarkrune, Lady Lark's Looney Bin for the Morbidly Insane Lucy - LucyPeppeR, the Obsession Legacy Cee - charris, the Regacy Jeremy - Cee's husband All other characters the property of their respective owners. CC not by me. Happy Valentine's Day!