In 2000, I along with a small group of software professionals set out to create a universal device/system-agnostic communication and control system that would allow any system or device to reconfigure and retool itself to adopt to changes in the environment. We also wanted to define a meta-language that would allow each device to be self-describing and self-configuring. We embedded the engine in Cisco IOS kernel but aside from creating the most versatile remote control system, we also managed to blow a huge hole in the network infrastructure security, effectively killing the effort.