a guide to fruits basket

by tumblr user candycorn-karkat
this is tohru

                                 she’s an orphan with no place
                                   to live but she refused her
                                   friends’ offers to stay with
                                   them and lived in a tent
                                   instead because she’s a
                                   tough lil’ fricker like that


so kawaii it hurts
                    she meets a bunch of
                     angsty human animal thingies
she’s a perky riceball
this is kyo


                              would you just look at this
                                hottie
                                     what a bishie

he likes to shout at people    he’s a cat dude who gets
  and he gets angry a lot      pissed off at everything

                               but all the fangirls still love
                               him

                              that’s right cool cat dude
                                doesn’t give a frick
this is yuki


                                he’s an angsty rat dude
                                 all of the schoolgirls love
                                   him
look at him                     his favorite hobby is
eating like he doesn’t give a      beating up kyo the cat
   fuck                            dude
that’s just how cool he is



            look at the rat
             kawaii rat
who’s this guy???
                                      it’s a mystery
                                         just kidding it’s hatsuharu

                                      he’s so mysterious
                                        he is a cow dude

                                          bipolar sexy guy



it’s a mystery
a fucking mystery


 he looks mysterious even as a cow
this is ayame

                                       he’s a fashionable snake

                                          what a hottie

                                       (kind of???) pervy

                                       he’s brothers with yuki but yuki
sexy snake dude doesn’t give a frick      wants to peel his skin off or
                                          something
                                       ah, brotherly love




     wow what a cutie
he’s a dragon that looks like a seahorse

                                 this is hatori          “when snow melts it becomes spring”


                                                           he was in love with some chick but
                                                            then wanted her memory of him to
                                                            be erased

                                                          he’s a sexy doctor dude
                                 angst angst angst
ANGSTANGSTANGST                  he rarely ever smiles
                                 is he a dragon or a seahorse wtf
this is shigure and he is a      seriously tho
dog




                              this face of his really scares me tho
this is momiji

                          kawaii desu little
                            rabbit dude
                          he’s half german or
                            something like that
angst angst angst angst
                          kyo hits him a lot
cute angst
                            “wah kyo hit me”
kawaii as hell
                             he looks like a
                            mutant pikachu
                          pika-bunny
smart aleck little dude
                                                                makes smartass comments all the time
                                                                little sheep dude

                                                  this is hiro has a crush on kisa
                                                                awwww




who the fuck are you calling cute
i said who are you calling cute
    motherfucker


this is kisa
omg she is such a sweetheart
 she will kill you with the power of her kawaii

    angst angst motherfrickin’ angst

she is a kawaii tiger
so here’s a summary
• tohru meets angsty         • mutant pikachu rabbit
  animals                    • angst
• angst                      • i’m tired and I don’t
• all of these characters      wanna do my homework
  are hot/kawaii             • angst
• angst                      • i’m running out of room
• why the fuck is hatori a     now
  seahorse and not a         • there’s more characters
  dragon                       but i am running out of
• angst                        room
                             • DID I MENTION THE
                               ANGST

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  • 1.
    a guide tofruits basket by tumblr user candycorn-karkat
  • 2.
    this is tohru she’s an orphan with no place to live but she refused her friends’ offers to stay with them and lived in a tent instead because she’s a tough lil’ fricker like that so kawaii it hurts she meets a bunch of angsty human animal thingies she’s a perky riceball
  • 3.
    this is kyo would you just look at this hottie what a bishie he likes to shout at people he’s a cat dude who gets and he gets angry a lot pissed off at everything but all the fangirls still love him that’s right cool cat dude doesn’t give a frick
  • 4.
    this is yuki he’s an angsty rat dude all of the schoolgirls love him look at him his favorite hobby is eating like he doesn’t give a beating up kyo the cat fuck dude that’s just how cool he is look at the rat kawaii rat
  • 5.
    who’s this guy??? it’s a mystery just kidding it’s hatsuharu he’s so mysterious he is a cow dude bipolar sexy guy it’s a mystery a fucking mystery he looks mysterious even as a cow
  • 6.
    this is ayame he’s a fashionable snake what a hottie (kind of???) pervy he’s brothers with yuki but yuki sexy snake dude doesn’t give a frick wants to peel his skin off or something ah, brotherly love wow what a cutie
  • 7.
    he’s a dragonthat looks like a seahorse this is hatori “when snow melts it becomes spring” he was in love with some chick but then wanted her memory of him to be erased he’s a sexy doctor dude angst angst angst ANGSTANGSTANGST he rarely ever smiles is he a dragon or a seahorse wtf this is shigure and he is a seriously tho dog this face of his really scares me tho
  • 8.
    this is momiji kawaii desu little rabbit dude he’s half german or something like that angst angst angst angst kyo hits him a lot cute angst “wah kyo hit me” kawaii as hell he looks like a mutant pikachu pika-bunny
  • 9.
    smart aleck littledude makes smartass comments all the time little sheep dude this is hiro has a crush on kisa awwww who the fuck are you calling cute i said who are you calling cute motherfucker this is kisa omg she is such a sweetheart she will kill you with the power of her kawaii angst angst motherfrickin’ angst she is a kawaii tiger
  • 10.
    so here’s asummary • tohru meets angsty • mutant pikachu rabbit animals • angst • angst • i’m tired and I don’t • all of these characters wanna do my homework are hot/kawaii • angst • angst • i’m running out of room • why the fuck is hatori a now seahorse and not a • there’s more characters dragon but i am running out of • angst room • DID I MENTION THE ANGST