The summary describes a comedic quiz show hosted by Tugler involving crude humor and inappropriate questions. The teams compete through picture and scenario rounds with crude humor. After four rounds, the teams are tied, leading to a final tiebreaker round where contestants submit humorous entries.

1. The Tugler Show

2. Episode 9 Quiz

3. At the end of yet another boozy and boisterous evening, Tugler had an idea…

4. “ I know, let’s play Viaduct!”

5. No, Big Gey, viaduct, not I wanna f**k!”

6. “ So, I’ll be jizz master-quiz master. Who wants to play?”

7. “ Me!” “ Meat? Count me in”

8. “ OK, you know the rules. Let’s play!!!!”

9. “ How many slabs of meat did Rolff cook?” [deliberate silence]

10. “ How many testicles has Big Gey got?” “ Four”

11. “ How many butt plugs does Mick own?” “ Two”

12. “ How many traps are in working order today?” “ None”

13. “ How many cigarettes can Big Gey insert in his rectum?” “ Eight”

14. “ What’s a popular French lager? “ That’s awful”

15. “ How many times does Big Gey get excited by Damo in a day?” “ 1664”

16. “ What’s Professor EmmelKay’s recommended number of spuffings per day? “ I do not get excited by Gaymo!!!”

17. “ In how many seconds will Big Gey erupt and stomp out?” “ 4”

18. “ Rolff Meatman wins! Next contestants please!”

19. “ Me!” “ I’ll take on Lady P”

20. “ OK, you know the rules. Let’s play!!!!”

21. “ In pence, what is the price of Chicken & Leek pie in the Builder’s Arse”

22. “ How many times has Big Gey committed beastiality?” “ 799”

23. “ When did you last pass wind” “ I don’t know”

24. “ When did you last spuff?” “ Just now” Parp! Slurp!

25. “ Who was the poopetrator?” “ I’m not answering that!”

26. “ Who does Professor EmmelKay secretly fantasise about?” “ Big Gey”

27. “ What’s Gaymo’s middle name?” “ Vernon”

28. “ Murray wins! Lady P is disqualified for not answering correctly.”

29. “ Allrighty then, lets go for a Tugler Special…”

30. Have I Got a Question of Shooting All Over Tugler Stars

31. Team A Team B

32. “ Round One: The Picture Board!”

33. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 1 please, Tugler”

34. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Hmmm, Barwood?” “ Uvavu”

35. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 7 please, Tugler”

36. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ I can’t see that well, I’m only jubblies.” “ Eranu jubblies. It is in fact GeyZell”

37. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ I wanted 1, Gaymo!!!!! Number 2 then dammit!”

38. “ Number Two – hoo hoo”

39. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ No idea. I can’t even tell my left from my right.” “ Eranu. It is me!!”

40. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 12 please, Tugler”

41. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ What a stroke of luck. It’s The Impaler!” “ Uvavu”

42. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Time to rescue the team again. I’ll take number 9 please, Tugler. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeearer!!!”

43. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ The stool sample belonging to one Big Gey.” “ Uvavu Prof!”

44. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ No pressure, no pressure. Number 3 please, Tugler.”

45. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ It’s the BesterNator” “ Uvavu, Big Gey”

46. At the end of round one it’s like Big Gey’s rectum – all square. Both teams have 2 points! Round 2: What happened next…

47. “ Team A, here’s your scenario. Murray is showing a bunch of new clients around the office and he gets to the third floor and Robbo strides over. What happened next?”

48. Robbo says: “ Hello, I’m Ian Robinson, Planning Director.” To which Murray replies, “ I know Ian, I’ve worked here for two years. These are the prospective clients.”

49. “ That’s amazing. Maximum points.”

50. “ Team B, here’s your scenario. Robbo walks into a meeting room and a client profers his hand in anticipation of a welcoming handshake. What happened next?”

51. Robbo says: “ I’m sorry, I’ve just moisturised”

52. “ That’s squidgily awful. Maximum points.”

53. Both teams are stuck together like the pages of Big Gey’s reading material. Both teams have 3 points! Round 3: Quick fire buzzer round

54. And remember, I really wanna see those fingers. The round will end when you see the urine.

55. “ Name the trap”

56. Trap 1 Nope, as a serial trap offender you should know that trap 1 is never clean. It is in fact downstairs trap 2.

57. “ Girl on girl action. True or false? False or True?”

58. Definitely true Sorry, Gaymo. It’s false. She was in fact relieving Rebecca of a nasty case of nits.

59. “ What flavour is the cake?”

60. Sponge Uvavu, Gaymo. Game on! It is indeed a Victoria Sponge cake. Not to be confused with a Rachel Spong cake which would have a decidedly different taste altogether.

61. “ Where is the South African?”

62. Under the table? Eranu, Lord Bruxner. Why he’s cooking his slabs of meat of course to go with his chips. Let’s see him in action…

65. And there goes the urine! Just like Bruxner on holiday, at the end of Round 3, Team A are streaking ahead with 4 points to 3.

66. Round 4: Return of the picture board

67. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 5 please, Tugler”

68. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Murray & Emmel” “ Uvavu”

69. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 4 please, Tugler”

70. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ From the colour of the shirt, it’s got to be Gaymo!” “ Uvavu”

71. “ Number 6 please, Tugler” 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12

72. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Christ! The fruit’s desk?” “ Eranu cross feet man. It is Kisby’s Hovel!”

73. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 10 please, Tugler”

74. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Freeloader???” “ Eranu Georgey-cock-monkey. Tis I, the Tugler!”

75. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Need to keep the lead here. Number 8 please, Tugler.

76. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Ergh. Big Gey’s relations? “ Eranu, Professor. It is in fact your fellow Jesus College students at the Christmas party.”

77. Now then. No pressure Gey of the Big but you need to get this right in order to draw level and take it into a tie breaker. Let’s go!

78. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ No pressure, no pressure. Number 11 please, Tugler.”

79. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Ah, tis the unique freak GeyLordan.” “ Uvavu Big Gey!”

80. And at the end of round 4 - unlike the Professor’s testicles – both teams are level! And you know what that means…

81. TIE BREAKER Funniest entry wins… GO!

83. Will Tugler celebrate another successful mission? It’s up to you. Send in your entries now… ?