The document requests that roommates stop urinating on the toilet seat, lift the seat before using the bathroom, and stand closer to the toilet when going, as their genitalia may not have as much range as they assume.

1. Dear Floor mates,<br />Please STOP PISSING on TOILET SEAT.<br />Please PULL UP the TOILET SEAT before Piss. <br />And <br />Would you Please STAND CLOSER,<br />Because your BIG JOHN is not as long as you think. <br />Thank You, Very Much! <br />