This document provides biographical information about "Mr. B." in a nonlinear format. It mentions that he was born in Illinois, graduated from high school and college in Michigan, earned several degrees, worked in various careers including teaching, and now lives in Grand Ledge, Michigan with his wife and son. It also lists some of his hobbies and interests such as music, sports, movies, and collecting swords.

2. Let’s get ‘em,
Obi- DAD Kenobi ! Oops !…Wrong story !Oops !…Wrong story !

3. NOTNOT
EXACTLY!EXACTLY!

4. Wrong!

5. Well… The green guy ISWell… The green guy IS
kinda good looking…kinda good looking…

6. I DON’T THINK SO!
I DON’T THINK SO!

7. ILLOGICALILLOGICAL
!!

8. Aw…Aw…
COME ON!
COME ON!

9. Mmmm!Mmmm!
Popcorn!Popcorn!

10. NOWNOWWEWE’’RERE
TALKINTALKIN’’ !!

11. Now for the
REAL
True Story…

12. Mr. B. was born inMr. B. was born in
Centralia, Illinois to twoCentralia, Illinois to two
normal parents.normal parents.
YIPPEE !YIPPEE !

13. HeHe waswas alwaysalways a wonderful,a wonderful,
well-behaved child.well-behaved child.
In fact, heIn fact, he nevernever EVEREVER
mademade anyany mistakes!mistakes!
EveryoneEveryone loved him...loved him...

14. •He graduated from LansingHe graduated from Lansing
Sexton High School in 1981.Sexton High School in 1981.
•He earned aHe earned a Bachelors degreeBachelors degree inin
Psychology and Graphic Arts fromPsychology and Graphic Arts from
MSU in 1986.MSU in 1986.
•He then earned his MichiganHe then earned his Michigan
Teaching CertificateTeaching Certificate at Aquinasat Aquinas
College in 1995.College in 1995.

15. He has earned a Masters degree in
School Administration from
Grand Valley State University.
Go
Lakers!

16. Mr. B. worked as a self-
employed artist and
photographer for several years.

17. He has worked in a hospitalHe has worked in a hospital Pathology LabPathology Lab..
He has also worked in the mental health fieldHe has also worked in the mental health field
to help in the treatment of mentally ill people.to help in the treatment of mentally ill people.
Think
CSI!
That’s right- he
DID have hair!

18. Mr. B. wasMr. B. was
to the love
of his life:
a wonderful
and VERYVERY
patient lady on
October 5, 1991.

20. WA-HOO!WA-HOO!
April 27, 1995
his son Matt
was born !

21. He works as a sports official
for Lansing Parks &
Recreation
and he’s also a first
degree
black belt in
Tae Kwon Do!
He’s now a
graduate of
Grand Ledge
High School!
Obviously
an OLD photo!

22. Mr. B. Loves minor leagueLoves minor league
baseball…
…music…
…and
BikingBiking !!
GoGo LugnutsLugnuts !!

23. He spent the summerHe spent the summer
doing landscapingdoing landscaping
projects around theprojects around the
house.house.
He grew up in Lansing,He grew up in Lansing,
but now he lives in Grandbut now he lives in Grand
Ledge.Ledge.

24. He’s played
the guitar
and bass in
two rock
bands!

25. HALLOWEENHALLOWEEN
is the bestis the best
holiday of allholiday of all!

26. He even collects swords!
He loves fencing (sword fighting)!
En Garde !En Garde !

27. Mr. B.
can play
the nose
flute !
He
loves
scary
movies!

28. He has a
black & white cat named
HARVARD…
... and a black cat
named MIKEY…

29. ... Plus,
a chubby
beagle
named
BOOGIE!
I wuv my
Daddy!

30. BLARNEY CASTLE in Cork,
Ireland.
Home of the BLARNEY STONE.

31. Get it?
“Picture”?
Well, I thought
it was kinda funny…