Looking for an audience interactive mystery dinner theater with a Christian theme? This is it.
The Children's Hospital will get the badly needed new wing once the Starlight Sapphire has been sold to the highest bidder. In all its 2621 years, the gem has never passed hands smoothly but how much of the bizarre history is fact and how much is fantasy? The oddball assortment of buyers includes a washed up actress, foreign dignitaries, a teenage country and western singing sensation, a wealthy computer geek and his lawyer as well as feuding family members. Would any action be too extreme for those obsessed with possessing the Starlight Sapphire?
The Mystery of the Starlight Sapphire is a three scene play with dinner occurring between scenes One and Two and dessert between scenes Two and Three. The cast is comprised of four males, six females and 2 roles for either male or female performers. Run time varies but allow 1.5 to 2 hours. Pictures of past productions are included for costuming ideas.
Download the script and director’s notes here. Available separately for no charge are ancillary materials including a brochure describing the history of the Starlight Sapphire and “discovered†evidence about Ching, Betty Blue, Delilah and Bertha. These may be altered to suit your particular show. Get them for free at the Fools for Christ website.
We all hear a lot of bad stories about cheap tippers and even cruel tippers. Those mean, stingy tourists who wait for every single cent of change. Those cruel little gnomes, who God forbid, leave a single penny to those hard working waiters and waitresses. But we are not all doomed. Fortunately, some outrageously generous tippers do exist as those 10 stories we’ve collected prove. Those amazing people restore the faith in humanity and the power of doing good.
There is even one story that shows how far can one go, when a truly generous spirit has no money to tip. At times that dark people are willing to sacrifice all, even their own… No, not life! But something almost equally dear. So, enjoy our selection and learn how to tip properly!
We all hear a lot of bad stories about cheap tippers and even cruel tippers. Those mean, stingy tourists who wait for every single cent of change. Those cruel little gnomes, who God forbid, leave a single penny to those hard working waiters and waitresses. But we are not all doomed. Fortunately, some outrageously generous tippers do exist as those 10 stories we’ve collected prove. Those amazing people restore the faith in humanity and the power of doing good.
There is even one story that shows how far can one go, when a truly generous spirit has no money to tip. At times that dark people are willing to sacrifice all, even their own… No, not life! But something almost equally dear. So, enjoy our selection and learn how to tip properly!
This set of slides, originally prepared as the Area Council Report to Diocesan Council, April 2013 and since updated, describes the richly diverse nature of the Episcopal Area of York-Credit Valley and celebrates the work taking place there.
Corporate Insight's 2013 Monitor Awards are out! The awards honor financial services firms for excellence in the online user experience they offer prospects, clients and advisors. Throughout the month of February, we will be releasing a series of slide decks highlighting the firms that received Gold Monitor Awards. Each of the nine slide decks will focus on a specific industry within financial services.
This set of slides, originally prepared as the Area Council Report to Diocesan Council, April 2013 and since updated, describes the richly diverse nature of the Episcopal Area of York-Credit Valley and celebrates the work taking place there.
Corporate Insight's 2013 Monitor Awards are out! The awards honor financial services firms for excellence in the online user experience they offer prospects, clients and advisors. Throughout the month of February, we will be releasing a series of slide decks highlighting the firms that received Gold Monitor Awards. Each of the nine slide decks will focus on a specific industry within financial services.
A Secretaria Municipal de Educação do Município de Colômbia-SP comunica aos professores de Educação Básica I aprovados e classificados no Processo Seletivo 001/2016 da Prefeitura de Colômbia-SP, que compareçam hoje (22/02/2016) às 18 horas nas dependências da Secretaria Municipal de Educação sito a Rua Bahia, 200 para sessão de atribuição de classes e/ou aulas livres e em substituição para o ano letivo de 2016.
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English chapter of the dear departed ppt is created bt MERAJ ALAM studing in Rahul International School (R.I.S.) and staying in MUMBAI (Nallasopara (e) )
This graphics intensive 40 slide power point for middle school delves more deeply than the elementary version into the physics of particle motion, changing state and heat transfer to help students relate what they know about matter to its practical weather applications. The show includes the weather science behind hail formation, scriptural references, graphic organizers, internet resources, 2 teacher demos, a graphing/estimation/statistics lesson, writing prompts, practice reading and drawing conclusions from charts and online links and games to review weather.
An elementary school version with scriptures is available as a free download. A public school version is on sale that includes BOTH elementary and middle school versions and excludes scriptural references.
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This graphics intensive 29 slide power point explains hail as a natural but unusual part of the water cycle. It includes the weather science behind hail formation, scriptural references, graphic organizers, internet resources, a teacher demo, a graphing/estimation/statistics lesson, practice reading charts and online games to review weather. A middle school version with scriptures is available as a free download. A public school version includes BOTH elementary and middle school versions and excludes scriptural references is also on sale.
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This 24 slide power point "Desert Adaptations" illustrates adaptations in behavior (being nocturnal, burrowing for shelter) and structure (such as camouflage, sharp talons, sharp spines, long roots) that God provided desert creatures. Discusses predator/prey and the definition of a desert with links to the dietary regulations given in Leviticus 11 to the Children of Israel. Illustrated throughout. Aligns with VA SOL's 3.4, 3.5, 3.6, 4.5.
If you enjoy this or other free resources I offer, please take a moment and give them a positive rating.
Free reader's theater scripts, lesson plans and royalty free Christian drama scripts can be found at the Fools for Christ website at http://mysite.verizon.net/vze4p7te/foolsforchris
Choral readings buld fluency, comprehenion and help scripture stick. Using choral readings for a performance gives students reason to read and reread. Selected scriptures from the gospels and Corinthians.
This 18 slide power point about clouds, storms and the Bible is based on Job 37:3-13 and Luke 12:54-55. Scripture slides alternate with science information with plenty of pictures to illustrate storms, types of clouds and precipitation and how we use clouds to forecast the weather as they did in Jesus day. Four review slides complete the lesson.
Aligns with VA SOL's 3.9 and 4.6.
How are animals classified? Why? The 35 slide power point presents classifying, comparing and contrasting animals using Job 39. The entire text of Job is presented with color photographs of the animals God speaks about. Interspersed slides present the characteristics that set birds and mammals apart as well as a compare/contrast activities with Venn Diagrams. Review Q & A, games and online resources included.
Loosely based on the Biblical account of David and Abigail with a wild. wild west setting. When Abigail's father, Owen Lots, can't pay the rent Abigail has to marry the despicable landlord Nabal. It's David to the rescue! Or is it Abigail rescuing David by helping him avoid unneeded bloodshed?
Throughout the story God's providence is emphasized. The audience gets into the act when cued by signs. Run time approximately 33 minutes. Flexible casting 7-18.
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When the bride disappears right before the ceremony, the bridal party comes under suspicion. Who wants to stop the wedding badly enough to commit a crime? The audience helps piece together the evidence to solve the case and give the couple a happily ever after ending.
This show is an audience interactive mystery that contains scripture and a gospel message at the end.
This audience interactive mystery dinner theater has roles for 6 men, 7 women, and one set. Run time is approximately one hour in addition to time for the audience to eat between scenes 1 and 3. (Scene 2 is optional ad libbing).
The ending presents a gospel message by comparing the groom's relentless pursuit of his bride with Christ's relentless pursuit of his church.
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First Julius Caesar is murdered and now Herod the Great. Right after the 4th and controversial chariot race. Who killed him? Add spice to Bible classes or youth group activities while immersing everyone in Roman customs of the first century. Dossiers for 6-13 players (and as many extras as you wish), a host pack with complete instructions, menu suggestions, and the clues needed to solve the murder.
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Assassination on the Ancient Nile is a role playing party game. Someone has tried to assassinate Pharaoh Futty-tut-tut and unless the suspects themselves figure out which one is behind the reprehensible act, pharaoh will execute them all. Packet includes character dossiers for 6 males and 6 females, clues, invitations, suggestions for Bible classes and youth groups and menu ideas.
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Armor of God is a role playing mystery game based on Ephesians 6. Pparticipants interview a cast of Biblical characters to collect tokens that represent the six pieces of the Armor of God. But not all the Bible characters they meet tell the truth. Will they be able to discern who can be trusted? Dossiers for 12 characters and directions included.
Six scripts that can be used for Christmas (both PDF and DOC versions) by Kathy Applebee
Mary's Choice - (10 characters, 6 minute run time) Demons discourage Mary from accepting God's plan while David, Ruth and Rahab encourage her. and
The Innkeeper's Wife (3 versions)
Characters: 4-5, run time: 5-7 minutes It is eleven years after Jesus is born and the Innkeeper’s wife retells the story of Jesus birth to her three children. One version splits the lines with the husband.
Elizabeth
A monologue by the mother of John the Baptist on Christmas Eve. She is doubly blessed with a son (finally) and to be alive at the coming of the Messiah. Run time: 2 minutes
Elizabeth and Zechariah
Characters: 2, run time: 2-3 minutes. The couple decides to leave civilization and bring John up in the desert because of Herod’s violent jealousy over a rival king
Dateline: Bethlehem -Reactions to Jesus Birth
Characters: 9 M, 3F, 3 either; doubling possible , Run time: 22 minutes
Stage is split into two, each part with separate lighting. Scenes alternate between interviews by a reporter being “played†as clips and a studio where three commentators are seated and interviewed by the TV Host on the significance of the birth of Jesus.
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Monday, June 3, 2024 - Episode 241: Sergeant Rathebe nabs a top scammer in Turfloop. Meikie is furious at her uncle's reaction to the truth about Ntswaki.
Tuesday, June 4, 2024 - Episode 242: Babeile uncovers the truth behind Rathebe’s latest actions. Leeto's announcement shocks his employees, and Ntswaki’s ordeal haunts her family.
Wednesday, June 5, 2024 - Episode 243: Rathebe blocks Babeile from investigating further. Melita warns Eunice to stay clear of Mr. Kgomo.
Thursday, June 6, 2024 - Episode 244: Tbose surrenders to the police while an intruder meddles in his affairs. Rathebe's secret mission faces a setback.
Friday, June 7, 2024 - Episode 245: Rathebe’s antics reach Kganyago. Tbose dodges a bullet, but a nightmare looms. Mr. Kgomo accuses Melita of witchcraft.
Monday, June 10, 2024 - Episode 246: Ntswaki struggles on her first day back at school. Babeile is stunned by Rathebe’s romance with Bullet Mabuza.
Tuesday, June 11, 2024 - Episode 247: An unexpected turn halts Rathebe’s investigation. The press discovers Mr. Kgomo’s affair with a young employee.
Wednesday, June 12, 2024 - Episode 248: Rathebe chases a criminal, resorting to gunfire. Turf High is rife with tension and transfer threats.
Thursday, June 13, 2024 - Episode 249: Rathebe traps Kganyago. John warns Toby to stop harassing Ntswaki.
Friday, June 14, 2024 - Episode 250: Babeile is cleared to investigate Rathebe. Melita gains Mr. Kgomo’s trust, and Jacobeth devises a financial solution.
Monday, June 17, 2024 - Episode 251: Rathebe feels the pressure as Babeile closes in. Mr. Kgomo and Eunice clash. Jacobeth risks her safety in pursuit of Kganyago.
Tuesday, June 18, 2024 - Episode 252: Bullet Mabuza retaliates against Jacobeth. Pitsi inadvertently reveals his parents’ plans. Nkosi is shocked by Khwezi’s decision on LJ’s future.
Wednesday, June 19, 2024 - Episode 253: Jacobeth is ensnared in deceit. Evelyn is stressed over Toby’s case, and Letetswe reveals shocking academic results.
Thursday, June 20, 2024 - Episode 254: Elizabeth learns Jacobeth is in Mpumalanga. Kganyago's past is exposed, and Lehasa discovers his son is in KZN.
Friday, June 21, 2024 - Episode 255: Elizabeth confirms Jacobeth’s dubious activities in Mpumalanga. Rathebe lies about her relationship with Bullet, and Jacobeth faces theft accusations.
Monday, June 24, 2024 - Episode 256: Rathebe spies on Kganyago. Lehasa plans to retrieve his son from KZN, fearing what awaits.
Tuesday, June 25, 2024 - Episode 257: MaNtuli fears for Kwaito’s safety in Mpumalanga. Mr. Kgomo and Melita reconcile.
Wednesday, June 26, 2024 - Episode 258: Kganyago makes a bold escape. Elizabeth receives a shocking message from Kwaito. Mrs. Khoza defends her husband against scam accusations.
Thursday, June 27, 2024 - Episode 259: Babeile's skillful arrest changes the game. Tbose and Kwaito face a hostage crisis.
Friday, June 28, 2024 - Episode 260: Two women face the reality of being scammed. Turf is rocked by breaking
Young Tom Selleck: A Journey Through His Early Years and Rise to Stardomgreendigital
Introduction
When one thinks of Hollywood legends, Tom Selleck is a name that comes to mind. Known for his charming smile, rugged good looks. and the iconic mustache that has become synonymous with his persona. Tom Selleck has had a prolific career spanning decades. But, the journey of young Tom Selleck, from his early years to becoming a household name. is a story filled with determination, talent, and a touch of luck. This article delves into young Tom Selleck's life, background, early struggles. and pivotal moments that led to his rise in Hollywood.
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Early Life and Background
Family Roots and Childhood
Thomas William Selleck was born in Detroit, Michigan, on January 29, 1945. He was the second of four children in a close-knit family. His father, Robert Dean Selleck, was a real estate investor and executive. while his mother, Martha Selleck, was a homemaker. The Selleck family relocated to Sherman Oaks, California. when Tom was a child, setting the stage for his future in the entertainment industry.
Education and Early Interests
Growing up, young Tom Selleck was an active and athletic child. He attended Grant High School in Van Nuys, California. where he excelled in sports, particularly basketball. His tall and athletic build made him a standout player, and he earned a basketball scholarship to the University of Southern California (U.S.C.). While at U.S.C., Selleck studied business administration. but his interests shifted toward acting.
Discovery of Acting Passion
Tom Selleck's journey into acting was serendipitous. During his time at U.S.C., a drama coach encouraged him to try acting. This nudge led him to join the Hills Playhouse, where he began honing his craft. Transitioning from an aspiring athlete to an actor took time. but young Tom Selleck became drawn to the performance world.
Early Career Struggles
Breaking Into the Industry
The path to stardom was a challenging one for young Tom Selleck. Like many aspiring actors, he faced many rejections and struggled to find steady work. A series of minor roles and guest appearances on television shows marked his early career. In 1965, he debuted on the syndicated show "The Dating Game." which gave him some exposure but did not lead to immediate success.
The Commercial Breakthrough
During the late 1960s and early 1970s, Selleck began appearing in television commercials. His rugged good looks and charismatic presence made him a popular brand choice. He starred in advertisements for Pepsi-Cola, Revlon, and Close-Up toothpaste. These commercials provided financial stability and helped him gain visibility in the industry.
Struggling Actor in Hollywood
Despite his success in commercials. breaking into large acting roles remained a challenge for young Tom Selleck. He auditioned and took on small parts in T.V. shows and movies. Some of his early television appearances included roles in popular series like Lancer, The F.B.I., and Bracken's World. But, it would take a
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Episode 47
A friend is compelled to expose a manipulative scheme to prevent another from making a grave mistake. In a frantic bid to save Jojo, Phakamile agrees to a meeting that unbeknownst to her, will seal her fate.
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Episode 48
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Episode 49
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Thursday, 6 June 2024
Episode 50
Linda unwittingly discloses damning information. Nhlamulo and Vuvu try to guide their friend towards the right decision.
Friday, 7 June 2024
Episode 51
Jojo's life continues to spiral out of control. Dintle weaves a web of lies to conceal that she is not as successful as everyone believes.
Monday, 10 June 2024
Episode 52
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Tuesday, 11 June 2024
Episode 53
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Wednesday, 12 June 2024
Episode 54
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Thursday, 13 June 2024
Episode 55
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Friday, 14 June 2024
Episode 56
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Monday, 17 June 2024
Episode 57
A woman reprimands another to stay in her lane, leading to a damning revelation. A man decides to leave his broken life behind.
Tuesday, 18 June 2024
Episode 58
Nhlamulo learns that due to his actions, his worst fears have come true. Caiphus' extravagant promises to suppliers get him into trouble with Ndu.
Wednesday, 19 June 2024
Episode 59
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Thursday, 20 June 2024
Episode 60
Taps' offer to help Nhlamulo comes with hidden motives. Caiphus' new ideas for Chillax have MaHilda excited. A blast from the past recognizes Dintle, not for her newfound fame.
Friday, 21 June 2024
Episode 61
Taps is hungry for revenge and finds a rope to hang Mdala with. Chillax's new job opportunity elicits mixed reactions from the public. Roommates' initial meeting starts off on the wrong foot.
Monday, 24 June 2024
Episode 62
Taps seizes new information and recruits someone on the inside. Mary's new job
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Tom Selleck Net Worth: A Comprehensive Analysisgreendigital
Over several decades, Tom Selleck, a name synonymous with charisma. From his iconic role as Thomas Magnum in the television series "Magnum, P.I." to his enduring presence in "Blue Bloods," Selleck has captivated audiences with his versatility and charm. As a result, "Tom Selleck net worth" has become a topic of great interest among fans. and financial enthusiasts alike. This article delves deep into Tom Selleck's wealth, exploring his career, assets, endorsements. and business ventures that contribute to his impressive economic standing.
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Early Life and Career Beginnings
The Foundation of Tom Selleck's Wealth
Born on January 29, 1945, in Detroit, Michigan, Tom Selleck grew up in Sherman Oaks, California. His journey towards building a large net worth began with humble origins. , Selleck pursued a business administration degree at the University of Southern California (USC) on a basketball scholarship. But, his interest shifted towards acting. leading him to study at the Hills Playhouse under Milton Katselas.
Minor roles in television and films marked Selleck's early career. He appeared in commercials and took on small parts in T.V. series such as "The Dating Game" and "Lancer." These initial steps, although modest. laid the groundwork for his future success and the growth of Tom Selleck net worth. Breakthrough with "Magnum, P.I."
The Role that Defined Tom Selleck's Career
Tom Selleck's breakthrough came with the role of Thomas Magnum in the CBS television series "Magnum, P.I." (1980-1988). This role made him a household name and boosted his net worth. The series' popularity resulted in Selleck earning large salaries. leading to financial stability and increased recognition in Hollywood.
"Magnum P.I." garnered high ratings and critical acclaim during its run. Selleck's portrayal of the charming and resourceful private investigator resonated with audiences. making him one of the most beloved television actors of the 1980s. The success of "Magnum P.I." played a pivotal role in shaping Tom Selleck net worth, establishing him as a major star.
Film Career and Diversification
Expanding Tom Selleck's Financial Portfolio
While "Magnum, P.I." was a cornerstone of Selleck's career, he did not limit himself to television. He ventured into films, further enhancing Tom Selleck net worth. His filmography includes notable movies such as "Three Men and a Baby" (1987). which became the highest-grossing film of the year, and its sequel, "Three Men and a Little Lady" (1990). These box office successes contributed to his wealth.
Selleck's versatility allowed him to transition between genres. from comedies like "Mr. Baseball" (1992) to westerns such as "Quigley Down Under" (1990). This diversification showcased his acting range. and provided many income streams, reinforcing Tom Selleck net worth.
Television Resurgence with "Blue Bloods"
Sustaining Wealth through Consistent Success
In 2010, Tom Selleck began starring as Frank Reagan i
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The Mystery of the Missing Sapphire
1. The Mystery of the
Starlight Sapphire
By Kathy Applebee
CAST
Smithson
Gill Bates
Merry Pason
Zulfik
Janitor
Indira
Ching Kong
Veronica Pond
Betty Blue
Amelia Windsor
Bertha Windsor
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Delilah Lou Maybelline Texaco
2. Scene I
Setting: A hospital cafeteria. The doors to the room where the dinner and play will take place should
have signs indicating it is a hospital cafeteria. Signs in the hallway indicating the location of doctor’s,
hospital areas, etc. can be added for humor and atmosphere. See separate document for ideas. A
ticket taking table is within 12 feet of the entry and may be roped off to ensure all persons entering
pass by the table.
An area visible to the audience has a table on which the gem is displayed and a microphone.
Characters should have place cards at their seats indicating that the seat is reserved and the name of
the character for which it is reserved. No characters except for Gill and Merry should be seated at the
same table.
Action begins while the audience is in line for the doors to open.
At rise: The following characters are “waiting in line” with other audience members for the doors to
open. They should be in line in the following order and spaced about every 5-10 regular audience
members. Their lines are ad lobbed.
Smithson identifies himself as a gemologist from the Smithsonian and asks anybody and everybody
about the jewelry they are wearing. Where is it from? Passed down the family? How many carats?
Are you willing to sell it? He will “examine” it with his eye piece. He also asks if people have ever
visited the Smithsonian and if so they have seen the latest display.
Gill is working on his computer, generally ignoring everything around him except to periodically
speak with Merry. Merry introduces himself and Gill to audience members informing them Gill is his
younger brother and bores them with how smart and creative Gill is. Occasionally Merry takes a cell
call from companies wanting to buy recently developed or almost ready inventions and informs Gill,
advising him whether to sell or hold out. Gill can’t be bothered with the financial details and absent-
mindedly agrees with whatever Merry suggests. This can continue during dinner with amounts
shouted across the room with outrageous dollar amounts. Gill always leaves it to his brother’s
discretion to accept or reject the offer.
Delilah fans herself languidly. She flirts mildly with all the men and looks condescendingly at other
women.
Zulfik should be cued to “arrive” about one minute after the doors open. Indira about one minute
later, struggling with a large bag or suitcase. Zulfik should harass her and invite people who arrive
after Indira to get ahead of her in line. Indira should respond with her typical “outrageous” but allow
the audiences to get ahead of her. As they reach the ticket table Zulfik should insist the bag or suitcase
be checked by Ching for security purposes. Ching should pull out various items which will embarrass
Indira who will once again comment on the outrageousness of the situation.
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3. Ching and Amelia Windsor are at the ticket table. Amelia is chewing what is obviously a huge piece of
gum. Bertha will remark frequently how crass it is for her to chew gum like a cow in public. Bertha
and Amelia will greet each audience and cast member as they enter. Bertha makes sure everyone has
a ticket and will vocalize what she thinks of anyone trying to get in for free. Cast members should
introduce themselves as their characters and that they are here for the auction. Bertha mutters over
what a sordid affair this is. She’s practically being robbed of a family heirloom by a good for nothing
gold digger.
Janitor is sweeping near the doorway but stays mostly out of everyone’s way. Ching is actively
guarding the gem, striking karate or judo poses. If an audience member asks her a question she replies
by putting her hand in their face and saying “Talk to the hand.” Amelia profusely thanks people for
coming and invites them to look over the brochure on each table that related the history of the
Starlight Sapphire.
Bertha appears to be holding “court” complaining to anyone who will listen how horrible and trashy
Amelia is and what a travesty the auction is. When Zulfik is seated he should ask people at his table if
anyone has a piece of gum explaining his ears had trouble equalizing on the flight over. If not he
should ask another table. If all else fails he “remembers” he has one in his pocket and chews it.
Delilah should ask her table if anyone has gum and remark one should always have fresh breath – just
in case. In the event her table does not have a piece she may ask another table or resort to “finding”
one in her handbag.
AMELIA: (Goes to mic.) Good evening everyone. I want to thank you all for coming tonight. Part of
the money you paid to watch the auction will be going to benefit the new children’s wing. Several of
the children who have been helped by the hospital have volunteered to sing later tonight. A few will
share their stories. But there are many, many more children who need to be helped. The auctioneer
will be here after dinner. But before he arrives I need to make sure I have all the correct information
on those of you cleared to bid tonight. (Looking out over the audience) Mr. Smithson?
(Note: When cast members speak they should stand unless otherwise noted)
SMITHSON: (Raising his hand.) Here.
AMELIA: (To Smithson.) Mr. Smithson we have received a voucher from the Bank of America on
behalf of the Smithsonian. You are cleared to bid up to your maximum limit, which of course is secret.
All maximums are to be kept secret to keep the bidding as fair as possible. (To audience.) Mr.
Smithson is a gemologist from the Smithsonian.
BERTHA: (Standing and speaking hi a most nasty manner.) I just want to say this entire auction is a
disgrace.
INDIRA: (Standing and interrupting.) Yes, a disgraceful outrage.
BERTHA: (Perturbed at being interrupted.) The Starlight Sapphire has been a family heirloom for
years and this… this … floozy has no business selling it. Why my son ever even spoke, much less
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4. married, this piece of trailer trash is beyond me.
GILL: (Pausing to look up from the computer.) If I remember correctly your son sustained a severe
closed head injury in the course of a polo match. That could explain… (Veronica enters the first time.
When she is not noticed, she leaves crestfallen to try again)
BERTHA: (Perturbed that he would bring up family matter in public.) Keep quiet you … you Geek!
Merry: Yes, but let’s keep in mind he’s the richest geek in the world. Compared to his bank account
the Windsor family fortune simply pales. (Bertha glares at him and sits with a disgusted snort.)
BERTHA: You have no right to sell this family heirloom.
INDIRA: Indeed no right because the Starlight Sapphire belongs to the government of India. It was
stolen by capitalistic genchnas!
AMELIA: (With the greatest sincerity.) But the children. Think of the children. (Veronica enters,
more obviously than the first time)
BERTHA: If you ask me there are far too many poor children in the world already. If they can’t afford
to go to the hospital they have no business going. (The rest of the cast, except for Gill who continues
to work on his computer, display disbelief on their faces at such a statement. After a moment of
shocked silence Betty Blue rushes in.)
BETTY: (Rushing in carrying the sack over her shoulder) Sorry I’m late. All these people kept
stopping me to get my autograph.
VERONICA: Your autograph? Why would anyone want your autograph? Now my autograph, people
have stopped me millions of time for my autograph. In fact, if you weren’t able to get my autograph
before I’d be happy to give you one.
SMITHSON: (Pointing) You’re Betty Blue! (Excited) You’re that sixteen year old singing sensation
from West Virginia.
MERRY: That’s right. Your song, “I’m in Hog Heaven Over You” is topping all the charts.
GILL: (looking up briefly.) Number one on country and western. Number two on American Top
Forty.
BERTHA: (In the snottiest voice possible.) Came off the farm to see the show, did you?
BETTY BLUE: No, I’m a bidding. I’m gonna get me that there sapphire to give to my momma. Then
she’s gonna be proud of me.
BERTHA: I don’t think you understand. This is an auction. The Starlight Sapphire is worth millions
of dollars. Do you understand what an auction is?
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5. BETTY BLUE: Sure I do - I saw auctions plenty of times at the county fair. My aunt Matilda’s jelly
always goes for a good price but one time my cousin Betty Lou had a pie that went for 50 bucks cause
these two guys who was sweet on her was just a bidding ‘gainst each other and ... (Bertha cuts in.)
BERTHA: What I meant to say is the sapphire will start at 1 million dollars. Anyone who is bidding
must have at least 1 million in an account to be able to bid.
BETTY BLUE: A million - no problem
BERTHA: (Haughtily.) Do you have a credit voucher to deposit so you can bid on the Starlight
Sapphire?
BETTY BLUE: What’s a voucher?
BERTHA: (Smugly.) Something from your bank that proves you can pay whatever amount you bid.
BETTY BLUE: Don’t believe in no banks. Back during the depression my great, great pappy Smugs
done lost all his money when the banks went under.
BERTHA: Do you have a pre-approved credit card?
BETTY BLUE: Don’t got no credit card. Momma didn’t bring none of us ‘yung’uns” up to be buying
stuff on credit. Bad credit’s what ruined Uncle Bubba ... (Zulfik moves to Ching. He talks inaudibly
to her pointing at the sack Betty is carrying)
AMELIA: (Feeling sorry for Betty intervenes and asks, but with little hope of a positive answer.) I
don’t suppose you electronically transferred money to another account then? (Betty shakes her head
“No”.) No? Never mind.
BERTHA: You have to have some way of paying to be a bidder. We can’t let you bid unless we know
you have the money to pay for it.
BETTY BLUE: I duz believe you got somethin’ ‘gainst pig farmers. Did all the rest of ‘em hafta get
the third degree?
CHING: Miss, miss. What’s in sack?
(Betty opens sack so Bertha, Amelia and Ching only can peer inside. Their eyes widen. Bertha’s
mouth drips open. Amelia quickly closes the sack up. Bertha whispers an aside to the nearest tables
“It’s filled with money. Twenties and hundreds.”)
AMELIA: (Incredulous) You came in here carrying that much cash?
CHING: Don’t you have a bodyguard?
BETTY BLUE: Don’t need one. I can wrastle any pig anywhere so I don’t reckon some human’s
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6. gonna be much problem.
AMELIA: Let us get that locked up in the safe. I wouldn’t want to see it get stolen.
BETTY BLUE: No. I think I better hold on to it. Don’t be taking no count of no bank.
AMELIA: Trying to think of something.) It’s not a bank - it’s like, it’s like... it’s like a holding pen
when the pigs go to the county fair.
BETTY BLUE: (Brightening) Now that makes sense. Sure - here ya go. (Hands over the bag to
Amelia who hands it to Ching who carries it off stage. Pulls a piece of bubble gum out of her pocket
and chews. Blows bubbles with it during the rest of the scene.)
AMELIA: Where was I? (Checking her list.) Yes, here. Delilah Lou Maybelline Texaco. (Bertha will
go in search of a seat because her feet are killing her. If possible she will order an audience member
to get up and give her their seat)
DELILAH: (In her slowest sexiest Louisiana drawl.) Right here, darling. (Languidly waving her fan in
response.)
AMELIA: We have cleared your husband’s credit card. You are free to bid tonight.
DELILAH: Of course I am sugar. My Big Bob Texaco wouldn’t want his Delilah to be disappointed.
What Delilah wants, Big Bob pays for.
AMELIA: (Reading from list.) The most exalted ambassadorial representative of the perfect
principality of Pakistan, Zulfik Hashim. (Zulfik basks in the titles, bowing and grinning ear to ear.)
INDIRA: (Shouting) Pakistani genchna! He is nothing but a thief and liar and oath breaker as all
Pakistanis are.
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience.) Does anyone have something for nerves you can give her?
AMELIA: Ambassador Zulfik, you are cleared to bid. However I must ask that you allow Ching to
take your sword. We don’t allow weapons.
ZULFIK: This sword is ceremonial.
AMELIA: (Kindly but firmly.) I’m sorry, Mr. Zulfik, but I must insist. (Zulfik shrugs with acceptance
and Ching gets the sword and disappears off stage with it.)
AMELIA: We do appreciate your cooperation. (Looks back to her list. Trying hard to pronounce a
baffling name.) Indee Nee ha roo
INDIRA: (Insulted by the pronunciation.) My name is Indira Nehru (Nay roo).
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience.) Neigh (Whinnying like a horse) Rooooo
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7. AMELIA: (Apologetically.) I’m so sorry. We have received confirmation of your line of credit from
the National Bank of India.
INDIRA: (Indignant and emphatic.) This is an outrage. The Starlight Sapphire rightfully belongs to
India, my beloved country. (Jabbing finger at Bertha.) It was stolen by imperialistic pigs. (Bertha
gets out of seat and marches up to Indira looking for a battle.)
BERTHA: How dare you besmirch the Windsor name! You cow kisser.
INDIRA: Cow kisser!?
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience as Ching keeps the women apart.) With a face like that she’d be lucky to
get even a cow to kiss her.
AMELIA: (Upset by Bertha’s rude behavior) Please. Let us conduct this auction in a proper polite
fashion. I believe I have checked all the bidders off my list.
VERONICA: (Waving and making as big an entrance as she can) Wait! Wait! What about me? How
could you forget me?!!!
AMELIA: I’m sorry… (Consulting her list and finding nothing.) Your name is …?
VERONICA: (Indignant.) Everyone knows who I am.
BETTY BLUE: I don’t.
VERONICA: That’s because you probably don’t have electricity on your pig farm. Otherwise you’d
recognize me from all my movies. They play at least one every day on all the cable shows.
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience.) Probably on the oldies channel. (To Smithson.) Mr. Smithson, if you
would be so kind, you know about ancient civilizations. Do you know who she is?
VERONICA: (To Zulfik, put out.) I beg your pardon. Just what are you trying to imply about my age.
I’ll have you know I am quite a young woman.
SMITHSON: I can’t say as I know who you are either.
GILL: (Looking up from computer.) I don’t know who you are. Too bad I didn’t bring my retina
scanning ….. (Stops as Merry places a finger on his lips to shush him)
Merry: (Aside to audience) And Gill knows everything worth knowing.
AMELIA: (Staring hard, face screwed up like she is trying hard to recall some obscure fact.) I’m
afraid I’m going to have to see some form of identification.
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8. VERONICA: (Defensive and huffy) I have the most famous face in America. Only a fool wouldn’t
recognize me.
BERTHA: Obviously not or my daughter-in-law, who is the biggest fool I know, would know who you
are.
CHING: We don’t have all day! Show her your ID. (Veronica Finally pulls out her passport and a
hanky for her fake whine and cry about how terrible it is not to be recognized.)
VERONICA: It’s all that incompetent’s fault. Not being able to get parts. People forgetting me. If
my agent only had done his job I wouldn’t have to put up with this horrible treatment. It’s a good
thing I fired him
Ching is keep trying to figure out if Veronica is the person in the photograph. Smithson comes up to
look over her shoulder and help. They stage whisper back and forth while Veronica pretends to weep.
Gill will remind Merry it’s time to try the new antacid gum he is working on and both of them will put
a piece in their mouths to chew. Gill will ask other people at the table if they want a piece.
CHING: Picture must be 30 years old.
SMITHSON: I thought you had to have a new passport picture at least every seven years.
CHING: Do you think she had plastic surgery or something?
SMITHSON: No, I think she needs to have plastic surgery.
Merry: Gill here has checked her out on his U938. By running the age progression simulation he
developed for the FBI when they look for lost children using a photograph taken some years previously
he has confirmed this woman (Indicating Veronica with a wave of his hand.) is indeed Veronica Pond.
AMELIA: Thank you. (To Veronica.) You are free to bid. All of you with special clearance may come
forward at this time as Mr. Smithson authenticates the gem as the Starlight Sapphire.
Delilah sashays to the table fanning herself and running her fingers across the shoulders of a couple of
men as she passes them. As Gill, Merry and Betty move towards the table, Zulfik cuts Indira off,
causing her to bump into him.
INDIRA: (Stumbling into him.) This is outrageous! How dare a Pakistani genchna, an untouchable,
dare touch my person! (Zulfik just smiles.) Your government will hear of this.
Ching carefully removes the gem from the display case. The bandages make it difficult but she
eventually hands it to Smithson. Smithson holds it up to the light and examines it with his gemologist
device. The entire cast oooohs and ahhhhs staring avidly and for once not even Gill is distracted.
They hold their collective breath as Smithson slowly rotates the sapphire to examine every facet.
Finally …
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9. SMITHSON: This is the Starlight Sapphire. (He gently hands the jewel to Ching who has difficulty
grabbing it with the bandages.)
AMELIA: (Calls on audience member who will lead the prayer.) Could we all stand as we pray over
the food?
After everyone has stood the food is blessed. At “Amen” the lights go out and all cast get rid of their
gum. Scuffling. Confusion and chaos should be heard. A chair or two are knocked over. In the
darkness we hear in rapid succession.
The lights go out.
Designated character takes the Starlight Sapphire and hides it away.
Smithson knocks over a chair
Zulfik takes the sign from his briefcase and tapes it to Indira’s back.
Veronica screams
BETTY BLUE: Momma save us!
CHING: makes karate sounds then “Ouch, my fingers”
DELILAH: My, you have cold hands
INDIRA: This is outrageous
Merry’s cell phone rings
MERRY: Gill, Bill Gates wants to speak with you.
GILL: Tell him to call back
BERTHA: Will somebody please find the light switch!
Lights go back up
Delilah has planted a huge lipstick kiss on the cheek of a cast or audience member during the lights
out. Veronica has fainted on the floor. When no one from the cast goes to help her, and if no one from
the audience doe, s she opens one eye and peeks around. If no one still goes to help, she will resort to
moaning about her head and insisting some cute men lift her up. She will reject the first few and ask
for younger men with cameras)
SMITHSON: The Gem! It’s missing!
AMELIA: The Starlight Sapphire is gone ?!!!
MERRY: Everyone stay where you are. Do not panic. Don’t move. (All cast gasp)
BETTY BLUE: Was it aliens took the gem? They abducted Elvis so maybe they …
BERTHA: (Angry) Shut up! Where is the gem? Amelia – you stupid idiot. How could you have let
this happen? I knew you didn’t have enough security. A judo expert with bandaged fingers was the
best you could do?
AMELIA: (Cowering) I tried to get Pinkerton agents …
(Indira is outraged when the sign is discovered on her back and Merry gathers it as evidence. Zulfik
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10. smirks. If no one in audience says anything about the sign Merry will discover it and confiscate it as
evidence and hand it to the janitor for safekeeping.)
MERRY: As an officer of the court I am placing everyone under house arrest.
CHING: (Hands on hips) How you arrest house? Beside, this no house. This auction.
INDIRA: Arrest me? Outrageous - I have diplomatic immunity
ZULFIK: (Aside to a table “more like dippy immunity” then aloud and confidently) My embassy will
insist on the involvement of Interpol or another international law enforcement agency.
DELILAH: - No judge would put a southern lady like myself behind bars.
BERTHA: I will not be arrested. The Windsors are one of the oldest and most respected families. We
don’t want to be plastered all over the newspapers like commoners.
VERONICA: (Suddenly alerted to possible publicity) Oh! I did it! Arrest me.! Call the cops and the
sheriff and the FBI and CIA and the National Guard but especially call the photographers! I did it! I’ll
confess. I’ll tell all. Call the papers.
BERTHA: No newspapers!
VERONICA: Yes, newspapers! (They start to quarrel. Ching tries to arrest Veronica and Bertha
tries to stop it. Finally Merry takes charge)
MERRY: (To Ching) Don’t arrest anyone just yet. What’s her name there (Indicating Veronica) is just
confessing to get attention. (To everyone) I’m the closest thing to the law here since as an attorney I
am an officer of the court. I’ll take over.
SMITHSON: Now wait one minute. My grandfather was a Texas Ranger and everyone knows they’re
the best lawmen around. I should be in charge. Everyone in the vicinity should be frisked to see if the
gem is in their possession.
MERRY: On the basis of your grandfather being a Texas Ranger? I think not.
DELILAH: (Pointing to an audience member, coyly and flirtatiously) That attractive man there can
frisk me.
VERONICA: No! Me! He can frisk me.
INDIRA: This is outrageous! (Janitor has made his way inconspicuously over to Merry)
MERRY: No frisking. (Janitor whispers to Merry) Yes, good idea. I’m going to deputize all of you
who are in the audience. Consider yourselves deputized since we don’t have time to do you
individually. And it only applies to those of age. You (Pointing to the other characters) are under
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11. house arrest and may not leave the room
SMITHSON: I’ll be the head deputy.
MERRY: That would be like making the coyote security at a hen house. (Janitor again whispers to
Merry). Great idea. Gill, run off a sheet on all our suspects so our deputies here can keep track of
motive and opportunity. Then start checking them out on the SQUE database and see what you turn up
on any of them. One per table ought to do it. Deputies, crimes like this can be solved by figuring out
who has both motive and opportunity to commit the crime.
In order to keep the suspects in sight I’m going to have them serve dinner. Deputies, feel free to
question any of the suspects.
GILL: Right. (Gill sets his computer up and begins working with it. The screen will remain blank. If
an audience member comments on that Gill explains it is a privacy screen that only the person wearing
his glasses can read).
(Except for Janitor and Gill the cast serves dinner)
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12. Starlight Sapphire
Scene II
During dinner the following things happen: Gill distributes the sheets. Characters interact with tables
in character as they serve the food. Janitor makes the rounds of the tables, sweeping underneath,
occasionally asking a table or individual to get up so he can check under the table or a chair. If the
optional False Find scene is to be done, it should be done during scene II.
MERRY: (Coming to microphone with Gill) Ladies and Gentlemen. Gill has an important
announcement to make.
GILL: I have run the suspects through my database and have some startling news. (Janitor speaks to
Merry quietly on the side)
MERRY: (Shakes his head in agreement as Janitor speaks to him) Gill, let’s wait a moment on the
announcements. I think we’ll have each of the suspects make a public statement first. Do you have
your Polly Walla with you?
GILL: My new invention that will replace the polygraph? The one we’re going to market to parents to
use when their children come home late or fail to clean their rooms?
MERRY: Yes.
GILL: No
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) Too bad. We might have been able to find out the “Star’s” real age.
MERRY: Mr. Zulfik. If you have something to say do so now, publicly for all to hear. Did you take
the gem?
ZULFIK: I did not but I would have had every right. The gem rightfully belongs to the country of
Pakistan.
INDIRA: That’s outrageous. Pakistan relinquished any claim to the Starlight Sapphire when that
genchna Fatima ran off with a camel driver and dishonored Bhim and the entire Indian nation.
CHING: Mohawk? Navajo?
INDIRA: India! The country of India.
MERRY: Let’s not get into an argument. Perhaps we should start with the history of the Starlight
Sapphire.
ZULFIK: (Proudly) The Starlight Sapphire was the most prized jewel belonging to the rulers of
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13. Pakistan since the dawn of time. It was reputed to have the power to harness the stars. Pakistan has
always had the most perfect sapphires in the world; unlike some lesser countries (Glances
meaningfully at Indira who bristles) The Maharajah’s of India sought unsuccessfully to obtain it for
many centuries. But it was not until 615 B. C. when a marriage contract was drawn up between
Fatima, daughter of the Pasha Bhawal of Pakistan and her betrothed, Bhim, son of Jasraj, the
Maharajah of India the sapphire was the dowry.
DELILAH: How romantic.
ZULFIK: The greedy Maharajah Jasray was not satisfied with the magnificent brilliant jewels he
owned. He greatly desired to possess the Starlight Sapphire because Pakistani wise men had
determined it to possess mystical powers that could reach the stars and bless one’s children for untold
generations.
INDIRA: There is no such thing as a Pakistani wise man. The terms are mutually exclusive of each
other, you Pakistani genchna!
MERRY: Enough bickering.
INDIRA: Just before the wedding that faithless genchna Fatima ran off with a camel driver.
Humiliated and betrayed, the Maharajah refused to return the Sapphire to Pakistan. And threw it away.
GILL: This explains partially explains why there is constant conflict between the countries of India
and Pakistan.
ZULFIK: But what she is not telling is how it suddenly reappeared in 1220 A.D. when the Rajah Shah
Dara used it to bribe Genghis Kahn to expand the Mongol empire toward Pakistan. Miserable trouble
starting Indians.
CHING: Mohegan? Cherokee? (Indira and Zulfik start shouting at each other and Ching)
MERRY: Enough. It’s not a wonder your countries can’t get along. Not even the diplomats can.
(Disgusted) And they’re supposed to be (Searching for the word) … diplomatic. Take your seats. (To
Gill) Gill, you’ve made quite a study of the gem. Continue the legend.
GILL: When the Khan died the Starlight Sapphire was never found among his possessions. The
legend began that it had a will of its own
The Shah Dara placed a Hindu curse upon the gem so that a thief stealing it would suffer disgrace,
poverty and infestation by fleas. He blessed it to bring long life and fame to those who would
rightfully possess it and use it for the good of children.
The legend of the luck of the jewel reached the ears of a British Major
INDIRA: An imperialistic pig!
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14. GILL: Who seized the sapphire in the name of the Imperial Crown. He intended to send it to his
beloved daughter but died from a nasty infection secondary to flea infestation.
GILL: In 1882 a poker game took place on the Orient Express. A Texan bet the Starlight Sapphire on
a straight flush. The winner of the hand had a royal flush.
DELILAH: I know the next part of the story. The Texan insisted there was cheating involved, drew a
gun and tried to seize back the gem. He claimed to have that right as a Texas Ranger but the others
aboard broke it up before a shot was fired.
GILL: The winner was a man from New Orleans who claimed to be the King of the Riverboat
Gamblers.
DELILAH: He was found dead in his compartment aboard the Orient Express the following morning.
Rumor had it he was murdered by the ranger fellow but nothing was ever proven. What a shame.
(Glares at Bertha)
MERRY: Mrs. Windsor. How did your family come to possess the gem? (Both Bertha and Amelia
begin talking at once, stop, Bertha glares at Amelia who is cowed by her mother in law)
Merry: Mrs. Windsor, senior.
BERTHA: I know what you are trying to insinuate. My family is a well-respected upstanding member
of the community. The sapphire has been in my husband’s family for generations. I don’t believe a
word of any poker game story you and that (With distain) scientist cooked up. My husband’s
grandfather, Winston Windsor I found the Starlight Sapphire when he served in the British army in
New Delhi.
Ching: Ah, deli. Roast beef on rye.
SMITHSON: And none of the Winston Windsors would ever loan it to the Smithsonian, the greedy
snobs. That gem is one of God’s most perfect creations and should be put on display for the entire
world to enjoy.
BERTHA: The Smithsonian has inadequate security.
SMITHSON: And you call this (Indicating Ching) adequate security? A karate student who burned
herself on a waffle iron?
BERTHA: I certainly didn’t arrange the security! It was her! (Indicating Amelia) Why didn’t you just
hire two boy scouts? That might have been cheaper and cheap is your middle name.
AMELIA: I tried to get the Pinkertons but there was some confusion and all they could send was …
her.
BERTHA: Just another example of your low class trailer trash upbringing.
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15. CHING: Talk to the hand.
MERRY: Enough! Is there anyone here that doesn’t want to get into an argument?
AMELIA: My husband, Winston Windsor the fourth inherited the gem when his father died. He was
eternally grateful the children’s hospital had saved his life. On his deathbed he made me promise to
sell it to benefit the children’s hospital
MERRY: Tell us more about that.
BERTHA: I’ll do the talking now. My son was injured, gravely injured in a polo match. The
children’s hospital saved his life but I think he was always a little off in the head. He had to be to
marry so beneath his station.
DELILAH: I remember reading about it in the society pages. Everyone was shocked when the he
announced his marriage to a waitress.
BERTHA: None of this would have happened if his father, Winston Windsor the Third had taken a
firmer hand with him. It was traumatic for father and son when my boy had that brush with death. But
then my husband neglected his family and the duties of his station to devote himself to raising money
for that hospital for poor children. (Muttering but audible) Like we don’t have enough poor children
already.
BETTY BLUE: You got something against poor people. I’ll wrastle you for that. (Starts to throw
down)
MERRY: Please, ladies!
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) And he uses that term very loosely.
MERRY: The arguments are bad enough without resorting to violence. Remember why we’re here.
BERTHA: (Disgusted) Who can forget.
AMELIA: (With sincerity) Yes, let us remember the children. I beg of you. Whoever has the gem, I
beg of you, return it. No questions will be asked.
MERRY: Of course questions will be asked.
SMITHSON: Justice must be served. I’ll find that gem if I have to take this place apart with my bare
hands.
JANITOR: I don’t think that will be necessary. (Walks to display table. Reaches underneath to pull
out the Sapphire which has been stuck to the bottom of the table with chewing gum. All characters
express amazement. Veronica belatedly faints)
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16. AMELIA: The gem!
SMITHSON: Somebody stuck it underneath the table with … gum!!
GILL: Is it the genuine Starlight Sapphire? (While Smithson gets ready to examine it…)
BETTY BLUE: I guess that wasn’t no aliens that took it after all.
DELILAH: (To the prone Veronica) And I thought you were an actress. That’s no way to swoon.
This is how you swoon. (Faints into the arms of Gill. Gill is absolutely bewildered by this and passes
her to Merry. Delilah stands on her own, kisses Gill on the cheek leaving a lipstick print, causing him
to be bewildered all over again. Veronica is obviously annoyed at being upstaged)
SMITHSON: (Examining the gem) Yes, this is the Starlight Sapphire. (To Janitor) How did you…
AMELIA: Now we can have the auction.
MERRY: Not until we have gotten to the bottom of this. How did the Starlight Sapphire wind up stuck
to the bottom of the table with gum!? Who was chewing gum this evening?
Allow some time for the audience to tell who they saw chewing gum, who asked for gum, etc.
Characters can accuse each other and encourage the audience to speak and even accuse audience
members who may have been chewing gum... If a cordless mic is available this presents Merry with a
good opportunity to go to each table to get a statement from them regarding gum.
BERTHA: I knew gum chewing was a disgusting low class habit all along.
MERRY: Perhaps you are a bit too vocal about that. You may just be trying to throw suspicion on
someone besides yourself.
BERTHA: Humph! I never
MERRY: Someone in this room is a thief. Deputies, you must still remain vigilant. Anyone who had
access to gum is a suspect. Even if that someone is your own family member, your date for the
evening or a complete stranger who you noticed chewing this evening. Now I have an additional task
for all of you. Besides serving as deputies and witnesses you must serve as members of a grand jury as
well.
Mrs. Windsor is right in keeping this sordid affair from the papers. We must do this for the sake of the
children’s hospital however, not her own. We would all hate to see the hospital and the children it
serves suffer any negative consequences because of tonight’s misadventure.
We will continue the investigation. I must ask that you listen carefully to what will be said. In
America a grand jury determines if there is enough evidence for someone to stand trial. A jury is
composed of twelve people. What I propose is that we hear what each suspect has to say, you
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17. deliberate during dessert and then we’ll reach a verdict. Any suspect gathering twelve votes against
them will be handed over to the police for justice.
SMITHSON: Yes, let justice be served.
INDIRA: This is outrageous!
ZULFIK: (Looking with superiority at Indira) I have nothing to hide.
BETTY BLUE: Me neither. My momma didn’t raise no thieves.
VERONICA: (Hopefully) Can we still get some reporters and photographers.
BERTHA: (Pointing to Zulfik) He looks like a thief. He could have put the Starlight Sapphire in that
briefcase when the lights were out. What do you have in that briefcase?
ZULFIK: None of your business.
MERRY: I think we must insist you open the briefcase, Mr. Zulfik.
ZULFIK: And if I refuse?
INDIRA: Then it will prove what a guilty genchna you are. (They glare at each other. Slowly Zulfik
places the briefcase on a table and opens it. During the next few lines Gill picks up each and every
item so the audience can see the array of weapons he was carrying. Lastly he raises the tape with a
puzzled look) What! No Slurpee machine? You seem to have everything else.
BERTHA: See. He’s the thief. Why else would he bring all these weapons to an auction?
ZULFIK: (With as much dignity as he can muster) Ceremonial. Strictly ceremonial. I think you
should however be asking about how much the gem was insured for.
MERRY: Good idea. (To Bertha) How much was it insured for?
BERTHA: Seven million.
AMELIA: You had insurance? I spent money getting insurance because I didn’t think your policy
would be in effect.
MERRY: How much did you insure it for?
AMELIA: Three million
GILL: This all could have been avoided if you had used the newest security device I invented. The
TYX 3000...
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18. MERRY: Gill, not now. Don’t give away any secrets.
GILL: What about some of the secrets I discovered about some of the suspects?
MERRY: Yes, of course, Gill. What did your investigation turn up?
VERONICA: I hope it’s something on me! Don’t you think you ought to question me? I remember
being questioned when I was on the Perry Mason TV show. I was playing a ….
GILL: (Oblivious to Veronica and cutting her off) (During the following conversations she tries steal
the limelight but is unsuccessful) For starters, Delilah Lou Maybelline Texaco is a descendent of a
New Orleans riverboat gambler who just happened to be the man found murdered on the Orient
Express.
DELILAH: (At first shocked, then regaining her composure) Nonsense, utter nonsense. I’m simply
here with my rich, oil well owning husband’s checkbook to buy myself a birthday present.
MERRY” You may have come out of revenge.
DELILAH: (To audience with all her compose) Now ladies, if your husband gave you the checkbook
and said buy your own present wouldn’t you be out looking for a piece of jewelry? Now don’t be shy.
Raise your hand if you like jewelry. (Pauses for audience to respond. Veronica loudly proclaims she
does and tries to steal the limelight but is shut down when Delilah continues) With a ten million dollar
line of credit I suppose I’d be wearing the Starlight Sapphire real soon.
MERRY: (Scoffing) Ten million? What’s ten million when my bro... I mean my client, Mr. Bates here
has ten billion? He needs the Starlight Sapphire for his research into black holes. No one could have
outbid him.
BETTY BLUE: I would have wrestled him for it then. I’d do anything to get that there blue stone for
my momma.
MERRY: Anything?
BETTY BLUE: Anything that weren’t illegal.
GILL: (Interrupting) Let me read what the Grand Ole Opry Fan Club quoted Miss Blue as saying. ““I
owe it all to my Momma.” gushed the 16 year old singing sensation from the back hills of West
Virginia. Her new hit ‘When Pigs Fly’ has gone platinum and is topping the charts for the 13 th straight
week.
Although the young star is crazy about her pigs, inside sources say Miss Betty Blue is absolutely
devoted to her momma. She once walked 17 miles in the snow to fetch her momma’s corn cob pipe
that fell off the back of the family Chevy.
“I’m gonna make my momma prouder than a peacock when she gits her next momma’s day present.
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19. I’d do anything for my momma
BETTY BLUE: My momma didn’t raise no thieves. I brought my money and I was gonna pay cold
hard cash for that there blue jewel.
MERRY: So you say. Maybe you thought you could fool us all into thinking you’re just a down home
country girl who’d never dream up a plot like this.
VERONICA: (Losing patience and interrupting) What about me! Why isn’t anybody asking me
questions or uncovering skeletons in my closet?
MERRY: Fine. Miss Pond, did you have a motive for stealing the gem?
VERONICA: I wanted it splashed across the headlines of every paper in the country. “Veronica Pond
Buys Starlight Sapphire. They’d print my picture wearing it. I would have invitations to appear with it
on talk shows. I desperately need the publicity because my publicist was so incompetent and my agent
is lazy. I haven’t worked in months except for that adult diaper commercial. It’s humiliating.
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) More like years.
MERRY: Stick to the topic. You had a motive to steal the gem.
VERONICA: But I couldn’t steal it or I wouldn’t be able to publicize I had it. It would defeat my
purpose if I ended up in jail. You can’t go to casting calls if you’re in prison.
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) You can’t go to casting calls if you’re out of prison but they are not
calling either.
MERRY: Mr. Smithson?
SMITHSON: I have no motive to steal the Starlight Sapphire. How could I put a stolen gem on
display?
MERRY: Who knows? Perhaps revenge for your Texas Ranger grandfather who lost the Starlight
Sapphire in a poker game on the Orient Express. Perhaps he killed Delilah’s ancestor?
SMITHSON: Leave my grandfather out of this.
GILL: Merry, this just came up on the computer. (Reading from computer) A Ching Kong Ming Dum
Fong lee Swan do Mang Ping was recently deported from Hong Kong for theft. Her date of birth,
country of origin, occupation and native language are all unknown but the picture matches Ching
Kong. And I quote, “Said criminal has been escorted from our jurisdiction and is to be barred from
ever entering again. Please Note: China, Japan, Laos, Hong Kong, Korea and Thailand and the Canary
Islands have also deported her for theft as well.
MERRY: Ching, what do you have to say to that?
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20. CHING: Talk to the hand.
MERRY: What did she steal?
GILL: (Reading from computer) Candy. From a baby.
MEERY: (Incredulously) You stole candy from a baby?
CHING: Candy have lots sugar. Sugar bad for teeth.
DELILAH: (Smiling at a male audience member) Speaking of sweets, Mr. Pason, these nice people
haven’t had their dessert yet.
MERRY: Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, deputies and members of the jury. Are there any questions
any of you have for any of our suspects? (Allow audience to ask questions on the mic) Feel free to
question any of the suspects individually if you feel the need. But remember, someone who would
steal the Starlight Sapphire …
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) Or candy from a baby.
MERRY: Would probably not hesitate to lie to you. . I suggest you deliberate with the people at your
table and carefully consider who may be the guilty party. Suspects, please serve the jury their just
desserts.
DESSERT AND AUDIENCE DISCUSSION AT THEIR TABLE
Servers bring coffee and dessert, characters circulate talking up their innocence, blaming others,
tables discuss the clues and come up with their theory. (Janitor goes to change)
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21. Starlight Sapphire
SCENE III
When dessert has been served and the audience has had a chance to deliberate move into the dialogue.
Merry should give a 4 minute and a two minute warning before the dialogue starts that the jury should
be wrapping up their deliberations.
MERRY: Ladies and gentlemen. I assume you have listened carefully to the evidence presented, that
you have discussed this matter with your fellow deputies and jurors and have come to a conclusion as
to whom the police should arrest. It takes 12 votes in a court of law so any suspect here tonight who
receives twelve or more votes will be turned over to the police. You may declare your verdict by
raising your hand when a suspect’s name is called out. I’ll count the votes and record them
SMITHSON: I object! How do we know you won’t cheat?
MERRY: I suppose you want to count and record? (The two men seem to be about to face off. Janitor
whispers to Merry who nods in agreement.) To keep things above board we’ll have two members of
the audience count and record. Do we have any volunteers? (Selects two people and gives them pen
and paper). Any more objections, Mr. Texas Ranger?
SMITHSON: Fine by me.
MERRY: Now, besides these suspects (Indicates the cast with a sweep of his hand) are there any other
suspects we should include?
Allow the audience time to “nominate” a fellow audience member who may have been chewing gum.
If the audience does, Merry should have them stand. He should have them say their names and give
them an opportunity to “confess”.
Who thinks Smithson is the guilty party? (Allows time to count and tally between each name) Ms.
Delilah Lou Maybelline Texaco? Betty Blue? Bertha? Amelia? Ching? Indira? Zulfik? (Include
any audience nominated suspects at this time)
MERRY: I guess that’s everyone.
VERONICA: You forgot me! Veronica Pond! I’m Veronica Pond. I’m famous! Why can’t anyone
remember that? Please, vote for me. It may be the only way to get my picture in the paper.
MERRY: That about wraps it up.
SMITHSON: Hold it right there. I notice you didn’t put your name or Gill’s out there. Folks, who
think this slick lawyer fellow could have done it? How about his brother, Gill? (Turns to tally people.)
So who has the most votes? Let’s get them tied up until the police arrive.
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22. (Before they can answer the Janitor stops them)
JANITOR: Stop! No one is going to be arrested.
MERRY: Who do you think you are interrupting these proceedings? That’s obstruction of justice.
JANITOR: I’m known as Agent Double O six point five.
BETTY BLUE: You look just like the janitor guy who was here. Are you two from the same litter?
JANITOR: No, I’m from The Agency.
MERRY: Agency? What agency?
JANITOR: THE Agency. It’s on a need to know basis. If you don’t already know, you don’t need to.
Besides, there are two of us here from THE AGENCY. I’ll let you wonder a little longer who the other
one is. Now, let us solve this mystery together.
As Merry Pason told you folks earlier this evening, opportunity and motive are keys to crime. Gill
Bates is responsible for the lights going out.
SMITHSON: I’ll grab him while you read him his rights.
JANITOR: Hold on. The lights going out were an accident. This place isn’t wired to handle that new
invention of Gill Bate’s. Gill Bates had no motive to steal the gem. He knew he could outbid anyone
here and he would have because his research, not money, is most important to him.
There is someone else we can eliminate on that basis as well – Amelia. She has never been all that
concerned about money or image. This very much irritated her mother-in-law.
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) Is there anything that wouldn’t irritate her? She’s grumpier than a camel
with sore feet.
JANITOR: Amelia cared about the children the hospital could help. That’s probably why blue
blooded Winston Windsor married her; she was a kind, caring individual. She is no thief, nor a gold
digger as Bertha claims.
Bertha thinks quite a bit about money and image. She would never have placed the family’s reputation
in jeopardy by committing a crime. Plus, she is allergic to chewing gum and her hands would have
broken out if she had touched the gum.
Betty Blue had plenty of motive, she said herself she would do anything for her momma. But
something this complex is undoubtedly beyond her grasp and we all know her “momma didn’t raise no
thieves.”
Veronica wouldn’t have risked going to jail since it would mean no more acting career. Smithson
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23. couldn’t have put a stolen gem on display.
Indira and Zulfik probably had the most motive of anyone here tonight and neither would have
considered taking what they believed rightfully belonged to their respective country’s as theft. But
Zulfik was too busy putting this (Displays kick me sign) on Indira’s back.
ZULFIK: (Insulted) How dare you accuse me of such a thing?
JANITOR: Seeing as how the tape used matches the tape in your briefcase, the handwriting matches
yours and this sign reads “Kick me” in Pakistani, it was an easy deduction. (Zulfik looks ashamed)
INDIRA: That’s … that’s ….
JANITOR: Outrageous?
INDIRA: Yes.
JANITOR: Delilah had opportunity. She probably has more relatives in the Bayou underground than
can be counted but she had no intention of ever associating with them once she married Big Bob and
moved to Texas. She too, had no use for a stolen gem since it couldn’t be enjoyed publicly
If Merry had wanted to steal it he would have had his brother come up with a foolproof plan. Yes,
that’s right, Merry and Gill are brothers. But both are law abiding citizens and, as I said earlier, Gill
could have outbid anyone.
Ching obviously would not have the manual dexterity with the bandages. Besides….
CHING: (In perfect English) Besides, I’m the other agent from The Agency.
SMITHSON: (Frustrated and confused) What agency?
CHING: (In perfect English) Talk to the hand.
JANITOR: The person responsible was chewing gum but has no idea that they are the responsible
party. When the lights went out Amelia was startled. She accidentally spit out the huge wad she was
chewing against Bertha’s orders. It stuck to the Sapphire. She groped around in the dark and then
stuck the gum under the table like kids do. She was so worried about Bertha catching her with gum
she never even noticed the sapphire was stuck on it.
SMITHSON: (Confused) Does that mean we can’t arrest anybody? (Merry and Gill whisper back and
forth)
VERONICA: (Aside to audience) Does that mean the police and reporters and photographers aren’t
coming?
JANITOR: Yes, the auction can go on as planned.
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24. AMELIA: Thank God the children’s hospital will get their addition.
MERRY: There is no need for an auction. As double O six point five has said, Gill would outbid
everyone else. In return for giving him the gem for his research he will give the hospital whatever is
needed for the wing. Who should we make the check out to? (Amelia goes over to speak to him. He
pulls a checkbook out and writes a check)
INDUIRA: (Sputtering in anger) That is ….. (Calmly, for once) Actually it is not outrageous. The
Shah wished for the Starlight Sapphire to bless many children and now it will. (Announcing) India
relinquishes her claim to the gem.
ZULFIK: (To Indira) I think that is the first thing I have ever heard you say that was NOT outrageous.
(To the audience) Pakistan too relinquishes any claim to the Starlight Sapphire. (Indira and Zulfik
stare at each other for a moment, close the distance between them and shake hands. The other
characters applaud.)
BERTHA: Well, that’s all well and good but the Windsors do NOT relinquish their claim. (Amelia
takes a step toward her) And I certainly am not going to shake your hand. (Amelia stops, crestfallen)
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) Maybe we can have an auction anyway. Anyone want to bid on the
world’s worse mother-in-law? (Bertha glares at him)
BETTY BLUE: I wanna donate the earning off my next CD to the hospital. That would make my
momma prouder than any six gems. And the pigs wouldn’t appreciate her wearing it anyway. She
might as well hang an ear of corn on a string and wear that.
DELILAH: I happen to know a guy with a few spare oil wells. We’ll be sending the deeds. That
should provide operating funds for the new wing for a long time.
VERONICA: (Sputtering, not wanting to be left out) I’ll donate half of what I make on my next movie.
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) Half of nothing is nothing. (Veronica glares at him)
SMITHSON: But what a loss to the world, what a loss for people everywhere to admire one of God’s
most perfect creations.
GILL: Mr. Smithson, I’d be happy to lend it to the Smithsonian to display when I am not using it in
my research.
SMITHSON: You are truly a generous man.
ZULFIK: (Aside to audience) Now if he could just get some fashion sense. (He and Indira chuckle
with each other)
AMELIA: What a wonderful evening this has turned out to be after all. Thank you all for coming and
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25. we urge you to remember “Children should be of utmost importance, more than wealth or glory. The
well-being of children, physically, mentally and spiritually should be the foremost factor in any
decision made by a family or nation.”
CAST: (Ad lib) God bless. Good night.
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26. Starlight Sapphire
Director’s Notes
The Mystery of the Starlight Sapphire is a three scene play with dinner occurring between scenes one
and two and dessert between scenes two and three. It has many opportunities for ad libbing and
audience involvement. However during the portion of the script when the gem is “stolen” the timing
must be exact or the mystery is blown. Careful repeated rehearsal will help ensure a smooth scene.
SET and PROPS:
A display table measuring at least 2'X2' and no larger than 4'X4' covered with a dark table cloth that
hangs over the edges by 6 inches. (black or deep blue velvet looks best). A security box is placed upon
the table. The sapphire displayed can be done in a small glass case, on a mirror or however best causes
the gem to sparkle in the lighting you have available.
Two identical “Starlight Sapphires” (One to be set head of time, the other to be displayed.)
Optional: A brochure describing the gem and its history. This can be handed out in lieu of a program.
COSTUMES & HAND PROPS:
Character descriptions include costume and hand props. The stage manager will need to set one of two
identical “sapphires” just prior to the show. The sapphire is to be partially encased in putty and stuck
beneath the display table. Have the stage crew practice setting the jewel and allowing 3-4 hours to
elapse to make sure the type, amount and placement of the putty will hold the gem to the underside of
the table as long as it will be needed to be hidden there.
LIGHTING:
The only requirement for lighting is the ability to cause complete and utter dankness for 30-40
seconds. It is recommended that the lighting be kept quite bright prior to the “lights out” so that the
audience’s eyes take a longer time to adjust, giving the cast more time to complete their actions.
Following “lights out” the lighting can be adjusted to softer lighting to give a dining ambience.
SOUND:
Central microphone. Having a wireless hand held mic increases the audience’s participation. If one is
available, Merry should use it during scenes two and three.
RUN TIME:
Varies greatly by audience size and method of serving meals. Scene I lasts approximately 17-19
minutes. Scene II runs about 20 minutes. Scene III has the greatest variability. Allow at least 15
minutes. However interactive audiences may considerably lengthen either scenes II or III with
questions, conferring with other tables, conducting their own questioning of the suspects. The optional
False Find scene takes approximately two minutes.
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27. Any complete run time will be an estimate only not only because audience interaction but because of
time needed to serve and eat Single line buffets leave those served first with time to interact with the
cast while others are being served or eaten. Double or more line buffets leave the cast with less
unstructured dialogue. The more members of the audience; the more time that needs to be factored in.
If meals are being served at individual tables the number of servers becomes a factor. If china and
metal utensils are used more noise is created and must be played over than paper or plastic products.
Tablecloths help diminish distracting noise.
This show was first produced at the Kempsville Church of Christ, Virginia Beach, VA in October of
2006 with a total run time of 1 hour and forty-five minutes.
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28. Starlight Sapphire
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS
CAST: Costume, props and information for cast only.
AUDIENCE INTERACTION: Suggestions for characters when they interact with the audience off
script.
Smithson: A gemologist for the Smithsonian Museum in Washington, D. C. He chews gum during
the first scene. If asked he tells people it’s Asprigum for a headache.
CAST: Smithson wears a suit, string tie and cowboy boots. He carries a jeweler’s loop to examine
gems. Smithson’s grandfather was a Texas Ranger who lost the Starlight Sapphire in a poker game on
the Orient Express. (Smithson can be played by a female)
AUDIENCE INTERACTION:
He strongly believes “One of a kind gems are God’s treasures to be enjoyed by ALL the people of the
world.”
Notice and examine audience member’s jewelry. Where is it from? Passed down the family? How
many carats? Are you willing to sell it?
Have you seen our newest display at the Smithsonian? Have you ever seen our Hope Diamond?
During dessert comments that if Gill Bates is the smartest man in the world why doesn’t he know who
stole the Starlight Sapphire? Asks for volunteers to be part of his posse when the guilty party is found
and needs to be “taken down.”
Merry Pason: Intelligent take- charge lawyer of Gill Bates
CAST: Merry is actually Gill’s older brother. He wears a suit, tie, carries a briefcase and cell phone.
AUDIENCE INTERACTION:
Gill is the smartest man he ever met. He got PhD’s simultaneously from M.I.T. and Cal. Tech when he
was 12. He built his first computer from old watch parts when he was 5
Once he has the Starlight sapphire he’ll be able to harness starlight to replace fossil fuels. The
Starlight Sapphire contains the color, cut, clarity and size perfect for his research.
Gill Bates: Probably the most brilliant scientist/inventor of this era, Gill is preoccupied with his work
and with little else. He is currently working on harnessing light from the stars as an alternative to
fossils fuels. He carries Chiclet type gum in a pill bottle.
CAST: Gill has disheveled hair, thick glasses (possibly with nerd tape holding the middle together),
high water slacks, and a short sleeved white dress shirt with plastic pocket protector with a slide rule,
protractor, pens and pencils in it. He wears black or crown dress shoes and white socks. He carries a
futuristic computer.
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29. AUDIENCE INTERACTION:
Very little. He seems startled if anyone other than Gill speaks to him. He’s lost in his world of
scientific and technological thought.
Zulfik: A patriotic but impudent diplomat from Pakistan sent to bid on the Sapphire.
CAST: Zulfik wears formal attire, fez, diplomatic sash with 1 to 3 medals and a ceremonial scimitar.
His briefcase is full of “Ceremonial” weapons - brass knuckles, pepper spray, daggers, garrote, noose,
etc. and a roll of tape.
AUDIENCE INTERACTION:
Zulfik is a prankster and always ready with a wise crack, more good natured than evil and is likely to
make snide remarks about anything, but particularly Indira and all things Indian
He is chewing gum because she has trouble equalizing her ears on intercontinental flights.
The Starlight Sapphire legally belongs to Pakistan. The Indian Government should have returned it
centuries ago. The groom from India was so ugly and mean the Pakistani Princess Fatima would have
run off with a camel if the camel driver hadn’t been handy.
Janitor: Nameless janitor who for the most part blends into the background, rarely speaking or making
any eye contact. He is chewing gum.
Cast: During most of the show he is dressed in a janitorial jumpsuit, cleaning rag hanging out of his
back pocket and carrying a broom or mop. In the last scene he reappears in a black turtleneck and
slacks with a “James Bond” demeanor. (Can be played by a female)
AUDIENCE INTERACTION:
Asking people to move she can see under tables and chairs.
Females:
Indira: A diplomat from India who is easily affronted. The phrase making a mountain out of a
molehill could have been coined for her.
CAST: Indira wears a sari, bare feet or sandals, with jewelry, hairstyle befitting an upper class
educated woman from New Delhi. She carries an evening bag and either a large bag or suitcase that
will be searched.
AUDIENCE INTERACTION:
The jewel was stolen from India by capitalistic imperialistic pigs.
Zulfik is a genchna (pig)
Pakistan forfeited their right to the Starlight Sapphire when the princess ran off with the camel driver.
If it didn’t rightfully belong to India why did it keep returning there?
She is chewing gum because she has trouble equalizing her ears on intercontinental flights.
Ching Kong: Fragile looking security guard with little command of the English language.
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