This document summarizes a presentation on teaching Haskell without requiring an understanding of monads. It argues that emphasizing monads early on causes unnecessary confusion and frustration for beginners. Historically, Haskell was designed to be practical and used in applications, not just academia. However, referring to I/O as the "IO monad" has been hugely misleading and harmful to newcomers, as it leads them to obsess over understanding monads before they are ready. In reality, Haskell's I/O can be easily used without knowing anything about monads.