An old lady visited the president of the Bank of Canada to open a savings account with $165,000. When the president asked how she earned the money, she said by making bets. She bets the president $25,000 that his testicles are square. The president accepts, believing it's impossible to lose. That night, the president examines his testicles closely to ensure they are not square. The next day, with her lawyer present, the old lady touches the president's testicles. The president notices the lawyer banging his head, and the old lady reveals she bet the lawyer $100,000 that today she would be holding the testicles of the Bank of Canada president.