1. Roberto
[ The 2
MOST INTERESTING
MAN in the world
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“Stay real, my friends”

2. Once and only once
he engaged in hand to
hand combat to protect
his older brother,
in middle school.
He won.

3. He was attacked by an Atlantic
octopus that sucked blood off his
leg. He later cooked & ate the
octopus as a trophy.

4. As a young man, he copied a
dictionary, using an old
Remington typewriter.

5. He runs with 1200 lb. wild bulls at
30 mph because he can.

6. He fought an electrical eel for
over 2 hours while on vacation,
and she lost.

7. He is a Mac and a PC.

8. Once he caught over 50 poisonous
Portuguese Man-of-War jellyfish in
one day, with his bare hands.

9. He played soccer for 10 hours
straight without a break, 2 of them
in pitch darkness.

10. His passion for eating exotic
living creatures is only matched
by his passion for swimming with
dangerous sea creatures.

11. He hunted wild
rabbits at night
from a Mercedes
Benz.

12. He speaks four languages and
dreams in color in one more.

13. He’s been given factor from the
ovaries of a Chinese female guinea
pig, as an ancient health boost.

14. He has secret service clearance.

15. Once he caught and crushed over
40 jumping fleas with his nails.

16. His favorite smart gadget is a Newton.

17. He killed 13 mosquitoes in one
night, in total darkness.

18. He once danced with his ancestors in a far away
continent during a prolonged meditation ritual, naked.

19. His other favorite drink is from the
Camellia Sinensis bush and dates
back to 10th century BC.

20. for more interesting facts
contact Roberto
408.540.8256