Startups die, they say!

1. LIE
STARTUPS
DIE

2. Yes we got some term sheets
(downloaded from Legalzoom!)

3. Just got off a great call with a customer!
(who happened to show no interest in anything we
do!)

4. Sorry I can’t meet you. Just pulled an all nighter!
(Reading Quora)

5. This month has been particularly good for us!
(Like the last month which was flat too!)

6. Oops. I’d be on a plane that day. Sorry, can’t make it!
(Hey..I took a bus indeed. But that’s to be in touch
with the zeitgeist)

7. I agree with your perspective as an investor. We
would try that approach!
(may be when you do your startup)

8. Yep. We are a lean startup.
(We iterate on different startup ideas, on every
month)

9. We plan to move to SFO, in the coming year!
(or the next or the one after)

10. Content rules. I agree. SEO is dead.
(I’d secretly embalm it, just in case!)

11. Money has never been our motivation
(Except the kind that investors give)

12. Relax. Say good bye to freelance sites & Google.
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