The document describes two spoof stories:
1) A story about a rat that tries various methods to get vegetables from passing trucks but is continually thwarted by other animals.
2) A story about a donkey that sees a desert hedgehog cross an empty road and gets an idea to finally cross the crowded road itself by following the hedgehog.
Both stories have an orientation, events, and a twist ending as is typical of the spoof genre.
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This is an exercise of English narrative text and its questions. Not only that but also I serve you some of the sentences to be translated both from Indonesian to English or its opposite.
Spoof text adalah teks dalam bahasa inggris yang bertujuan untuk menghibur / menceritakan cerita yang lucu dengan twist (plesetan) yang membuat orang lain tertawa.
Spoof is a text which tells factual story, happened in the past time with unpredictable and funny ending. Its social function is to entertain and share the story.
it describes the bony anatomy including the femoral head , acetabulum, labrum . also discusses the capsule , ligaments . muscle that act on the hip joint and the range of motion are outlined. factors affecting hip joint stability and weight transmission through the joint are summarized.
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Spoof text adalah teks dalam bahasa inggris yang bertujuan untuk menghibur / menceritakan cerita yang lucu dengan twist (plesetan) yang membuat orang lain tertawa.
Spoof is a text which tells factual story, happened in the past time with unpredictable and funny ending. Its social function is to entertain and share the story.
it describes the bony anatomy including the femoral head , acetabulum, labrum . also discusses the capsule , ligaments . muscle that act on the hip joint and the range of motion are outlined. factors affecting hip joint stability and weight transmission through the joint are summarized.
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4. THE GENERIC STRUCTURE• Orientation
Provides an introduction to the characters,
setting, settings etc..
• Events
Provides even or events.
• Twist
Ending the story (the ending is considered
funny, sometimes unexpected).
5. Language Feature of Spoof
Focusing on people, animals or
certain things
Using action verb; ate, ran, etc
Using adverb of time and place
Told in chronological order.
Using the Past Tense; was, were,
did, etc.
6. RATS ARE NOT LUCKY
one day on a road at the edge of the fields.a rat was walking
suddenly there was a truck carrying tomatoes passes in front of it .
He had an idea. He made a hole in the street.
shortly afterwards a second truck came and hit the hole, then
dropped a carrot. but the carrot is taken by a squirrel. the rat upset.
then third truck came and dropped the corn. but the corn eaten by
some chicken. the rat annoyed, but the rat actually chased by chicken
and crashed into a board, then dropped him.
The fourth truck came and hit him. all vegetables fall into that
truck. he was happy. then there came a crow and seize these
vegetables. shortly afterwards a lot of crows come and take the
vegetables. rat annoyed again. The rat very angry. the fifth truck
coming and stepped on a nail and then overwrite the cow dropped
the rat.
ORIENTATIONEVENTSTWIST
7. Question
1. What the idea of a rat to get vegetables?
a. put a nail in the road
b . make a hole in the road
c . ask for help from a squirrel
d . make a hole in the tire truck
e . put some tomatoes in the fields
2. Why the rat upset after the second truck through ?
a. because the truck does not go into the hole
b . because its corn eaten by a squirrel
c . because mice downfall of a board
d . because his carrots eaten by a squirrel
e . because the truck did not stop
8. 3. What vegetables are dropped from the third truck?
a. tomatoes
b. beans
c. carrots
d. chili
e. Corns
4. Who ate all the vegetables that fell from the fourth
truck ?
a. squirrel
b . some crocodile
c . some chicken
d . a cow
e . some crows
9. 5. Who will impose a rat on the fifth truck?
a. squirrel
b . some crocodile
c . some chicken
d . a cow
e . some crows
10. A SMART DONKEY
one day at the edge of the road there is a donkey who
wants to cross the street . but the road was very crowded .The
donkey did not dare to cross .
every time he tried to cross the road is always crowded
but silent as she always looks deserted road . he kept always
try but way too crowded to be crossed .
shortly thereafter came the desert hedgehog . when the desert
hedgehog crossing the street was deserted .
Finally, the donkey has an idea . The idea is ..............
He then crossed the desert hedgehog up the road . The
donkey finally managed to cross the road .
ORIENTATIONEVENTSTWIST
11. QUESTION
1 . Who would not dare to cross the road ?
a. chicken
b . horse
c . donkey
d . desert hedgehog
e . street
2 . Donkey Why did not dare cross the road ?
a. because the street is very quiet
b . because the street is full of people
c . because many people who were crossing
d . because the streets are very crowded
e . because he was difficult to walk
12. 3 . Who would dare to cross the road ?
a. desert hedgehog
b . crocodile
c . lizard
d . donkey
e . a camel
4 . How do donkeys crossing the road ?
a. past the overpass provided by the government
b . backs up the desert hedgehog
c . ridden by a human
d . jump over the highway
e . flying with wings
13. 5 . "Finally , the donkey has an idea . "
What synonym of the underlined word ?
a. start
b . eventually
c . begins
d . commence
e . get off