1) A group of space pirates get bored and see Earth, deciding to steal things from the planet like the sun, sky, ocean, and cheese. 2) They take the items back to their ship, not realizing these things give Earth life. A black hole then appears, starting to consume Earth. 3) Realizing their mistake, the pirates return the stolen items, but Earth is already halfway in the black hole. They use their ship to pull Earth free just in time.

1. Space Pirates Script<br />Scene 1<br />(Wandering around space)<br />Red: Man, it's boring here... being a pirate sometimes is no fun, isn’t that right Blue?<br />Blue: Yea Red, there's no thing to do. Space is sooo big and empty.<br />Yellow: ....<br />Green: Hey Yellow, look at that!!<br />(Look at Earth)<br />All: Gasp! Wow!<br />Blue: (point) Look at all the pretty things they have there<br />Red: I know what we could do. Since they are so pretty, why don't we steal and take it back to our planet.<br />Yellow: Great idea! We all take one thing from that planet. They wouldn't mind.<br />All: Let's go!!!!!!!!<br />Scene 2<br />(At Earth)<br />All: WOW O.o<br />Yellow: Look at all those pretty things! (Sniff flower) Wow this thing is small but smells so good!<br />Red: That's boring yellow. I want something BIG and nice so I could show off everyone at home. (Point to Sun) OH look at THAT. That's what I'm talkin’ about. I'm going to take that!<br />Blue: The sky is so nice. It would go perfectly well with the carpets in my room<br />Green: Look at this big blue liquid! There are so many things living inside of it. It also moves!!!! I'm going to take that<br />Yellow: Well, look at the thing that looks like cheese. I bet it would taste good on our plob crackers. Mmmmmm... <br />(Each monster stole the things they want)<br />Red: Let's go home and show off!<br />(Leaving Earth)<br />(Plants start to die, people live in the dark.)<br />(Black hole appears!)<br />Scene 3<br />Blue: Gasp! What is that evil black hole doing here?!?!<br />(Everyone looks at the black hole)<br />Yellow: That planet is going to be eaten!!<br />Green: (Thinking face) Ahah! It looks like we stole the things that give that planet life! Now the evil hole is here to eat it up.<br />Red: Are you serious?!?!?!!<br />Blue: We should do something about this! We don't want that evil hole to do whatever it wants!<br />Yellow: Maybe we should put these things (point at stolen stuff) back to where it belongs<br />All: All right!!<br />Scene 4<br />(Goes towards Earth)<br />(Throws all the stuff back)<br />Green: Oh no! We're a bit too late!<br />(Earth, halfway in evil hole)<br />Red: I know! We'll pull the planet out with our super duper awesome pirate ship that has sailed the galaxies!!!<br />Yellow: You don't need to be so detailed...<br />(Lasso onto Earth)<br />Green: DRIVE!!!<br />(Earth comes out of evil hole)<br />All: YAY<br />Red: You failed evil black hole!!<br />Black hole disappears<br />Yellow: You know, these things we took look best when they are on this planet.<br />Blue: Yeah, we should just leave them here.<br />Green: Let's go somewhere else....<br />The End<br />