Once upon a time, a prince was born in a far away city who was unlike any other. He was born with white hair and was chosen by the holiest god to be wise. The prince grew up under the guidance of an old monk.

1. Once upon a time in a city far far away..
A princewas born…
No ordinary prince;
He was born “wise”
(white hair), chosen
by the holiest god of
all gods…
The
OLD MONK
Note: The background colours of all the slides have been inspired from Shahzad’s wardrobe and his shoe collection

2. Shahzad growing up….

3. Exam drama (unmatched rona-dhona by any
standards!!!)….
• “Shit yaaar, kuch bhi nahi padha hai… phati padi hai”
• “Book se padh liya, class notes padh liya, end of
chapters questions dekh liya.. aur kuch padhna hai
kya?”
• “Sir dard de raha hai yaar.. Pata nahi kya hoga kal … ”
• “Acha tune 3rd question ke fourth subpart ka kya
answer likha? Kshitij ne AAA likha hai, Rushil ne BBB
likha hai .. Maine CCC likh diya… Shit yaar f**k f**k
f**k
• “Grades aa gaye sarvam pe…. Yaar who question
galat ho gaya warna mera 3.85 se 3.95 ho jaata….
Waise khetan aapke kitne aaye hain??
Pre-exam
Post-exam

4. From an extremely gracious host to a
forceful host to a completely wasted host
No one escapes the
wrath of Shahzad …
not even a PGP4 !!

5. “Halat dekhi hai? Adrak ho gaya hai ye aadmi.
Kahin se bhi badh raha hai!”
15%[1]
(YoY)
2012 2015
Weight Growth
Rate
Low Medium
High Adrak
[1] Calculation based on actuals!

6. He gets a lot of love from his many
loves …

7. ….but fir bhi dil mange more so….
Shahzad at Spa in search of …
…. pyar na mile toh Spa jawa

8. Come
and
hoosh
me