Captain Jon Voyage introduces himself as the world famous host of a taxidermy museum. He explains to a group of children that taxidermy is the process of stuffing and mounting animal skins to preserve them. He jokes that one day someone might sneak up on them in the forest, knock them out, stuff them with sand, and put their glass eyes on display at the museum. Captain Voyage says he has come to the island because there are rumors of a big creature there, and where there is a big creature to be found, there is profit to be made through tourism. He asks his crew member Groggins to introduce his profession, to which Groggins responds that he is a botanist.

1. PRODUCTION SCRIPT
Working Title: Honopopo Date: 22/1/2018
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Captain voyage:oh afternoon oh very good, I say
it oof you say if, oof, if. Marvelous intellectual at a
high level I am the world famous Jon voyage no
doubt you have heard of me ahh good the rest of
you are rubbish. No doubt the audience have heard
the star of romantic fiction series up to meet god
with Jon voyage. No oh, the boys and girls here will
have defiantly have heard of my tourist attraction
captain Jon voyage’s taxidermy die-o-rama. Yes in
the museum. Now who here knows what taxidermy
is. What’s what, what’s taxidermy? No it’s not
where you drive taxis’s. Yes young man at the back.
Exactly you get an animal you peel its skin off, fill
it with sand give him glass eyes and you stick him
in a glass cabinet. Yes there is no need for azuzs
because it’s cheaper and you don’t have to fill it for
the rest of their life.
Now imagine one day you are croaking through the
forest and then I jump out from behind a tree braid
you on the side of the head and fill you full of sand
and then loads of people from London pay 10
shillings to come and see your creepy glass eyes.
Yes now boys and girls legend has it that on this
island there is a big creature and where there is a
big creature there is big profit to be made oh yes
that’s why I’m here at the meeting point of
capitalism and science. Now where’s the rest of my
crew then Groggins.
Groggins: yes sir.
Captain voyage:attention Groggins tell them your
profession.
Groggins:Botanist sir.
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