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Survive The Team
Pass His Classes
Get A Job
Get The Girl
… That’s All
Hi Everyone! Sorry
that there haven’t
been any Russell
Vega issues in a
while! I’ve spent the
last two months
recording some
songs, and I spent
the last week at my
new factory job. I’ll
try to keep putting
out new issues
because I know how
much people don’t
think this web comic
sucks.
Also,
This is what I look like now!!
“I don’t know, Ivory. He’s nice, he’s caring, calm
yet so energetic… It’s just that, well, I don’t
know…”
“Have you been thinking about him all this
time?”
We have a debate
to prepare for and
you’re still
distracted by your
complicated history
with Russell Vega.
Don’t worry. I care
just as much about
saving the park
from being frakked
as you do.
There’s just something about him. He
worries me with his unambitious
future, but there will always be a part
of me that wants to date a rocker.
Well, we’ve got to
get these books put
back on this shelf
before more stu-
dents come in. So…
Oh, Hi
Russell!!
Hello,
Jacqueline! My
ears are
burning!
Russell, you
know we’re
on-again-off-
again.
How is my
favorite girl
doing?!
Well, let’s think about
this… The graduation
dance is a very special
night and you’ve got to
think about where we’re
at and how strong this
relationship is.
Yeah. And I also
know that there’s a
school dance coming
around the corner.
How about it?
That’s
valedictorian!
Imagine Me! Walking into that
room with the school
valodectarion!
Hey! Watch
out for the
fourth wall!
First of all, I haven’t been selected as the
valedictorian yet. And if I have, what does
that make you? The rock and roll musician
who’s dating her?
We’re Sorry
About That!
Listen, it’s nearing the end of the
school year which means that time
is running out for you!
That’s “First
Brain”, if you
don’t mind.
What do you
mean?!?!
Sooner than
you think,
actually.
Russell Vega! How are
you going to get to
graduation on time?!
My dad told me that my
parents can’t pay for three
more terms. Only two.
Wait, Jacqueline!
That’s what I came
here to tell you
about…
OMG! OMG! OMG!
OMG! ….
… … … …
… … … …
… … … …
The school’s
WRESTLING
TEAM?! Russell! I
thought you gave
that up!
Oh Dear Lord! Russell, your social
skills are bad enough. And now
with this new group of douchy,
unethical, jockiness you’re joining…
I did. But once I
thought I was
gone, they pulled
me back in.
Oh gosh, where do I start? Do you
remember last Christmas, when
you went with our family to do
some HOLIDAY SHOPPING and we
thought it would be cute to stand
in line with the kids to ask Santa
for some presents?
What do you
mean by my
social skills are
bad enough?
Do you REMEMBER
what you asked
Santa for?! World
peace and guitar
domination!
Yes, of course I
do! The
holidays are a
magical time!
And then that time my
brother turned 12. You
got him a BILL HICKS
CD?
Santa asked me what I wanted and
I answered him!! Do you want me
to lie to Santa?! NO ONE lies to
Santa!
Just learning to drive, and
he’s talking about shooting
heroin into the vein on his
…
And I did that to make
him smarter! By the
way, how is he now?
We’ll talk
about this
later, Russell!
Well, there’s
the bell! Time
to go to class!
Here is a link to my latest stand up video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g6UjkOC7
PQ
This is a link to “Drifting”, a song from my new band, The Red Check Shirts
http://tindeck.com/listen/enzx

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Russell Vega Chapter 2 Issue 3

  • 1. Survive The Team Pass His Classes Get A Job Get The Girl … That’s All
  • 2. Hi Everyone! Sorry that there haven’t been any Russell Vega issues in a while! I’ve spent the last two months recording some songs, and I spent the last week at my new factory job. I’ll try to keep putting out new issues because I know how much people don’t think this web comic sucks.
  • 3. Also, This is what I look like now!!
  • 4. “I don’t know, Ivory. He’s nice, he’s caring, calm yet so energetic… It’s just that, well, I don’t know…” “Have you been thinking about him all this time?”
  • 5. We have a debate to prepare for and you’re still distracted by your complicated history with Russell Vega. Don’t worry. I care just as much about saving the park from being frakked as you do.
  • 6. There’s just something about him. He worries me with his unambitious future, but there will always be a part of me that wants to date a rocker. Well, we’ve got to get these books put back on this shelf before more stu- dents come in. So…
  • 9. Well, let’s think about this… The graduation dance is a very special night and you’ve got to think about where we’re at and how strong this relationship is. Yeah. And I also know that there’s a school dance coming around the corner. How about it?
  • 10. That’s valedictorian! Imagine Me! Walking into that room with the school valodectarion! Hey! Watch out for the fourth wall!
  • 11. First of all, I haven’t been selected as the valedictorian yet. And if I have, what does that make you? The rock and roll musician who’s dating her? We’re Sorry About That!
  • 12. Listen, it’s nearing the end of the school year which means that time is running out for you! That’s “First Brain”, if you don’t mind.
  • 13. What do you mean?!?! Sooner than you think, actually.
  • 14. Russell Vega! How are you going to get to graduation on time?! My dad told me that my parents can’t pay for three more terms. Only two.
  • 15. Wait, Jacqueline! That’s what I came here to tell you about… OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! ….
  • 16. … … … … … … … … … … … … The school’s WRESTLING TEAM?! Russell! I thought you gave that up!
  • 17. Oh Dear Lord! Russell, your social skills are bad enough. And now with this new group of douchy, unethical, jockiness you’re joining… I did. But once I thought I was gone, they pulled me back in.
  • 18. Oh gosh, where do I start? Do you remember last Christmas, when you went with our family to do some HOLIDAY SHOPPING and we thought it would be cute to stand in line with the kids to ask Santa for some presents? What do you mean by my social skills are bad enough?
  • 19. Do you REMEMBER what you asked Santa for?! World peace and guitar domination! Yes, of course I do! The holidays are a magical time!
  • 20. And then that time my brother turned 12. You got him a BILL HICKS CD? Santa asked me what I wanted and I answered him!! Do you want me to lie to Santa?! NO ONE lies to Santa!
  • 21. Just learning to drive, and he’s talking about shooting heroin into the vein on his … And I did that to make him smarter! By the way, how is he now?
  • 22. We’ll talk about this later, Russell! Well, there’s the bell! Time to go to class!
  • 23. Here is a link to my latest stand up video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g6UjkOC7 PQ This is a link to “Drifting”, a song from my new band, The Red Check Shirts http://tindeck.com/listen/enzx