Announcement by RAN : Added Uncle Roger, Jie ying and Shan'er. Jess Quek has been promoted to the same level as Ong Chiew Hoon

1. About Royal Academy of Nonsense
Updated in Mar 2012
The royal academy of nonsense aim to bring happiness to
the lives of many. We aim to make people laugh in
anyway. It can be dark humor, crazy ideas or just being
ridiculous.
We believe that making people laugh is a CSR effort. Its
free endorphins.

2. How are individuals ranked
Here’s the criteria. It can be changed if you can prove that
laughter will be guaranteed. As we have just launched the
academy, we welcome any criticism.
As this is created by XT, she reserves the right to crown
whoever had made the effort to make people laugh or
touched people in a positive way
This ranking system does not take into consideration the
real age of the person.

3. Hierachy of Royal Academy of
Nonsense (RAN)
Zeus of
Hera of Fine
Contemporary
Romantic Nonsense
Nonsense
Gods and goddess
of Nonsense
Celebrity Pre and Post
Mélange
Nonsense Mensa
Lady and
Knights

4. Hierachy of Royal Academy of
Nonsense (RAD)
Zeus of Critical
Contemporary No One Yet
Nonsense
Hera of Fine
Lin Xueting
Romantic
Nonsense

5. Gods and goddesses of Nonsense
God & Goddess of High Tec Nonsense Rank 1 : Elder Bro and Younger Bro
Rank 2 : Uncle Tom and Russell , Uncle JJ,
Sabrina and Melvyn
God & Goddess of Caring Nonsense Rank 1 : Mum and Dad and Grandpa
Rank 2 : Mama and Caroline
Rank 3 : Auntie Helen , Uncle Wee Tian and
Uncle Roger, Hong Shan’er
Rank 4 : Siu Yun, PeiShi, Meiyan, Tze Wei,
Mingli Tan, Karen Lim, Baoping / Lavenne’s
family. Terence Tan
God & Goddess of Chivalry Rank 1 : Ong Chiew Hoon & Jess Quek
God & Goddess of Intellectual golden Rank 1 : Susan Kwa and Jonathan, Terrie Wong
Grimmes
God & Goddess of attractive crazy Rank 1 : Cheryl Ho and family
quirkyness
Rank 1 : Meiyi and Daniel, Elwin Chan,
Samantha Lo
God & Goddess of faithful elegance Rank 2 : Linda Loh and Jeff
Rank 1 : Auntie Susie , Jacq and Zellyn, , Aunt
God & Goddess of Beauty and sweetness
Angela, Amanda, Hong Jie Ying,

6. This ranking system is created in
Celebrity Nonsense gratitude towards Celebrities who use
their nonsensical nonsense to make the
world a better place, thus inspiring
others
Zeus hyper creativity Nonsense Ellen Degeneres
Adam Levine, Christina Auguilera, Itzhak
Inspiration and courageous Nonsense
Pearlman
Anne Hathaway
Super crazy Brown Duck Nonsense
Natalie Portman, Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid
Grace Nonsense Bergman, Angelina Jolie
Respectable humour etiquette nonsense First Lady, Michelle Obama, Simon Cowell

7. This ranking system is created in
Pre and Post Mensa gratitude towards “MENSA”. Listed
below are demi gods with special
crowning
Demi-god and goddess of FON Wisdom,
spreading words of god in humour Robin Wong, Peter Murray
Demi-goddess of insight and business Deepika, Vikram, Bharad, Jeff Seah and
and moral values Family
Demi-god and goddess of sexyback Laurent and Santina
Demi-god and goddess of gorgeous Patricia Limanouw
drummer
Demi-god and goddess of gorgeous Hwei Min and family & Renee
nannies

8. I have friends I have met in University
Mélange or French class or through serendipity.
They are delightful god’s gift
Demi God and goddess of sublime care The Willmotts, Sol and family
Demi-god and goddess of Passionate Mirka & Ravi
Quirky-ness

9. Knight and Ladies
Knight and Lady of Confidence Shot
(their few words made a positive change Miko David, Stuart Clark, Terence Chen,
in perception) Magdalene Tan
Knight of Crisis Management Cedric Dias
Knight of technical nonsense creator for Aaron Lee Wei Ren
creating bimbo counting system
Lady Quirky Peilin Lee, Chenyi, Jacqueline Tan (Clear
Channel)
Knight Quirky Yew Leong, Edward Wong, Joshua