The document contains a collection of advertisements from a church in Singapore intended to get people's attention about God and religion. The ads use casual language and humor to convey messages such as not drinking and driving, appreciating God's creation, attending church on Sundays, and trusting in God. The overall tone is lighthearted and aims to start conversations about faith.

1. Hi! The following advertisements are from a press campaign by the church of Singapore. I hope you like them …

2. Please, do not drink when you drive. You are not ready to see me yet. God.

3. Can you imagine what air would cost, if someone else provided it? God

4. What do I have to do to get your attention? Put an ad in the paper? God

5. Earth people, do not treat me like a Martian. God

6. I thought about making the world black and white. But then I said ... n a a a h ! God

7. If you missed the dawn that I made for you today, it does not matter. I will make you another tomorrow. God

8. How can you be a self-made-man? I remember perfectly making you. God

9. If you think Gioconda is amazing, you should see my master piece… in the mirror. God

10. Do not forget your umbrella. I have to water the plants. God

11. In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world OK, I’m biased. God

12. Come to my house on Sunday, before the game. God

13. Come and bring the children. God

14. What part of “You should not ...” don’t you understand? God

15. We need to talk. God

16. I love weddings, invite me to yours. God

17. This “Love thy neighbor”... I meant it. God Al Mendoza

18. I love you, and you, and you, and you, and you ... God

19. The road you choose ... Will you take me with you? God

20. Follow me. God

21. Have you read my best seller? It’s quite a challenge. God. … and when you want to know what God wants to say … R ead The Bible

22. With pleasure I will carry your cross, come God.

23. You are not alone, you have me God.

24. Trust in me God.

25. I want the best gift, for you God. Al Mendoza

26. Put yourself in my hands and watch God. Al Mendoza

27. I am looking for you, answer me God.

28. Don’t drop me. God. Al Mendoza I hope you share this mesage, … God bless you.