Kelly Stiles gives a humorous presentation arguing why one should not let Qyzar touch their butt. The presentation notes that Qyzar's hands have touched many butts and makes various absurd claims about Qyzar, such as that he cannot actually bake or deliver chocolate chip cinnamon roll cookies as he claims. It also cites kittens as being largely opposed to butt touching and questions the credibility of Qyzar's presentation style which relies heavily on vague language like "might, maybe, could."