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Why not to let Qyzar
touch Your Butt
A Presentation by Kelly Stiles
His Hands!
Do you know where
they’ve been?
Well, do ya?
Artist’s Rendering of Qyzar’s horribly disgusting mitts.
Butts!
He touches them.
All of them.
He knows it.
We know it.
You know it.
(You’re not special)
Butts
Chocolate Chip Cinnamon Roll
Cookies!
We all know he can’t
actually make them.
And if he could,
he couldn’t actually get
them to you.
(and if he could, they would taste like his butt-hands)
Cookies you can never achieve.
Science
Qyzar thinks he can do
it.
I don’t feel like this
actually needs a
rebuttal.Sciencey things.
Violation!
Creepiness Coefficient
ViolationApproximation
‘Nuff said.
Kittens!
19 out of 20 kittens
actually vote anti-butt-
touching each year.
Seriously.
PROFESSIONAL Kittens
Might, Maybe, Could.
His presentation is full
of them.
Fishy?
Copyright!
I actually created my
Presentation.
Mad Skill.
No, I have nothing clever to add to this one.
I hope you enjoyed this waste
of time!
Your Friend,
Kay

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