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AND NOW IS THE MOMENT OF YOUR TEST.


 Relax, I’m just kidding.
 Look at the following response of a kid to a
  test.
 I had a good laugh at it.

 Hope you like it.
ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AS ACCURATELY AS
POSSIBLE.


PRETEST
PRE - TEST
1   In which battle did Napoleon died?
    A. His last one.
2   Where was the Declaration of Independence
    signed?
    A. On the bottom of the page.
3   River Ravi flows in which State?
    A. Liquid state.
4   What is the main reason for divorce?
    A. Marriage.
5   What is the main reason for exams?
    A. Failure.
PRE - TEST
6   What can you never eat for breakfast?
    A. Lunch and dinner.
7   What looks like half an apple?
    A. The other half.
8   If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea,
    what will it become?
    A. Simply, a wet stone.
9   How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
    A. Easy, sleep at night.
PRE - TEST

10   How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
     A. You can never lift an elephant that has 1
     hand.
11   If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand
     and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand,
     what would you have?
     A. Very large hands.
12   If it took, 8 men 10 hours to built a brick wall,
     how long it would take 4 men to built it?
     A. No time at all, the wall was already built.
PRE - TEST

13 How can you drop a raw egg onto a
   concrete floor without cracking it?
   A. Any way you want, because a concrete
   floor
      is very hard to crack.

  Obviously the teacher gave him an “F,” but
  he got an “A” for creativity. lol. 

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Pretest

  • 1. AND NOW IS THE MOMENT OF YOUR TEST.  Relax, I’m just kidding.  Look at the following response of a kid to a test.  I had a good laugh at it.  Hope you like it.
  • 2. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AS ACCURATELY AS POSSIBLE. PRETEST
  • 3. PRE - TEST 1 In which battle did Napoleon died? A. His last one. 2 Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A. On the bottom of the page. 3 River Ravi flows in which State? A. Liquid state. 4 What is the main reason for divorce? A. Marriage. 5 What is the main reason for exams? A. Failure.
  • 4. PRE - TEST 6 What can you never eat for breakfast? A. Lunch and dinner. 7 What looks like half an apple? A. The other half. 8 If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea, what will it become? A. Simply, a wet stone. 9 How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? A. Easy, sleep at night.
  • 5. PRE - TEST 10 How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. You can never lift an elephant that has 1 hand. 11 If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. 12 If it took, 8 men 10 hours to built a brick wall, how long it would take 4 men to built it? A. No time at all, the wall was already built.
  • 6. PRE - TEST 13 How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Any way you want, because a concrete floor is very hard to crack. Obviously the teacher gave him an “F,” but he got an “A” for creativity. lol. 