This entertaining book presents hundreds of humorous jokes⭐ quotations⭐ and one-liners compiled from a variety of sources (medical literature⭐ books⭐ magazines⭐ the internet⭐ movies⭐ television⭐ remarks made at conferences or rounds⭐ lectures⭐ comic routines). The text is organized alphabetically allowing readers to browse through the book randomly⭐ or focus on particular topics of interest. Sample subject headings include Academia⭐ Aphorisms⭐ Atrophy⭐ Bedside Manner⭐ Beepers⭐ Case Reports⭐ Chicken Soup⭐ Dieting⭐ Epitaphs⭐ Fatigue⭐ Health Food⭐ Insanity⭐ Jogging⭐ Lab Tests⭐ Lawyers⭐ Middle Age⭐ Motherhood⭐ Night Calls⭐ Obesity⭐ Phobias⭐ Quacks⭐ Retirement⭐ Snoring⭐ Teenagers⭐ Turfing⭐ Ulcers⭐ Vacations⭐ Wellness⭐ Zoonoses. There is cross-referencing throughout the book for easy location of additional topics of interest.Offers nuggets of wisdom within humorous one-linersProvides a quick laugh or pick-me-up at the end of a busy dayHelps promote better communication among colleagues⭐ students⭐ and patientsMaterial in this book can be used during lectures and hospital rounds⭐ conferences⭐ with office staff⭐ and by speakers who need funny lines to spice up their presentations to medical professionals