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Once upon a time there was a little
- 1. Once upon atime there was a little boy called Jack.
- 2. Now Jack, likeall little boys, was a very naughty boy. He was always doing naughty things and getting in to trouble
- 3. One day Jackwent out for a walk. Jack took a basket. That’s too big! That’s too small!
- 4. Ok, that willhave to do.
- 5. A red cloak RED!!!!! Don’t you think Superman might miss it?
- 6. And his petcow. It doesn’t matter how much you have prepared, I said cow!
- 7. Jack Started towalk along a path Who let the dogs out!
- 8. The path ledto the deep dark forest. Your safe, it was deep and dark not skinny and twiggy.
- 9. Now Jack’s motherhad told him never to go into the deep dark forest. But Jack, who was so naughty and never did as he was told, went into the deep dark forest. Now, why does this place look so familiar?
- 10. Now the deepdark forest was so deep and dark that Jack was getting a little sacred. Jack looked in to his basket, but all he had in his basket was a hand full of magic beans. EYE, EYE, Ca n anybody see where this is going
- 11. The magic beanswere no good, they would not light his way. But then he saw a light Well, it wouldn't be right not to include the Olympics in 2012, now would it.
- 12. The light wasfar away in the distance but Jack decide to follow the light. He followed the light all the way to a house. The house was made of straw. That’s just a straw roof, but I suppose we are in a recession.
- 13. Who lived inthe house? Who ever it was has left the door wide open. Quick call crime stoppers!
- 14. Jack went into the house made of straw. And he didn’t even knock, how rude Jack was in a large kitchen. Someone’s been to Ikea !
- 15. Jack was tiredafter his walk. But where could he sit down? Back to Ikea it is then Jack looked around.
- 16. The kitchen tablewas huge; and it had 3 chairs around it. I want to know who stole the 4th chair? There was an enormous chair. Here we go again!
- 17. WOW, I wouldn’twant to try and get that through my living room door!
- 18. There was amedium size chair. That’s bar-utiful.
- 19. And there wasa tiny chair. Arr, look at the cute little puppy
- 20. Jack decided tolet Daisy sit in the enormous chair. What film are we watching?
- 21. She was aheavy cow and Jack didn’t want her to break any of the others! How rude! The enormous chair was just right for Daisy Or, as Jack would put it, Big enough to hold her weight!
- 22. Jack decided tosit in the medium size chair; the medium size chair was very soft just right for Jack. Seeing as it was made of sheep’s wool, I expect it was nice and soft!
- 23. There sat inthe tiny chair was..... No, Not the cute little puppy Go on guess.. No, your wrong.
- 24. Was........ ...................the Little Red Hen. She needs a bit of colour put back into her cheeks. The Tiny chair was not too hard and not to soft , just right for the little red hen.
- 25. Now Jack wasvery hungry. What could he eat? Jack looked He saw an around. oven. There hiding in the oven was........ Now remember, The Little Red Hen is on the small chair, so it can’t be her.
- 26. Any ideas? You'll never get it so I’ll tell you. Was....
- 27. The Ginger breadman Hmm, He looks Yummy. Do you think he will miss a leg?
- 28. Jack saw theGingerbread man The Ginger bread man was not to hot and not to cold, just right for Jack If he wasn’t smiling so much, this would be so much easier!
- 29. The oven doorwas very heavy. Jack opened the oven door very slowly. Quicker Jack. You must be quicker!!! Jack was too slow and out jumped the Ginger bread man, running into the deep dark forest he shouted...... Come on you know the words, all together now......
- 30. “Run, Run asfast as you can you can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread man”
- 31. The Ginger breadman ran out into the deep dark forest never to be seen again. Jack was still hungry and so was Daisy. But what could they eat now that the Gingerbread man had run away.
- 32. Now, if Jackhad been quicker he would be eating Gingerbread man with a nice cup of tea. Shame.