This document discusses dealing with office politics and drama. It acknowledges that there will be good and bad days at work. On good days there may be bonuses, no complaints from bosses, snacks for lunch, and attention from crushes. However, on bad days there can be family tragedies, seeing coworkers fired without pay, threats of lawsuits, and soul-crushing work. The only way to last in a job is to accept both the good and bad aspects. The document advises not getting too worked up about typical office drama and politics.

1. Office
Politics

2. Politicking
Around The Office
Learn To Deal With It
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3. “Many people will be
nice to you until they
no longer need
anything”

4. Crazy Things Happen
✖ There’s many children trapped in poverty
with no father and mom rarely home
✖ Or the many individuals getting into sex
trafficking thinking it’s their easy ticket out
✖ And the tragedy of the miners in China
purposely murdered to collect a settlement
All that office drama gets
twisted out of perspective

5. A Good Day
✖ Receiving a bigger bonus
than expected
✖ Boss doesn’t complain like
a little bitch
✖ Lots of snacks and
catering for lunch
✖ Your office crush dresses
hot to get your attention
✖ Leaving early on a day you
thought was gonna be long
There’s Good Days And Bad Days
A Bad Day
✖ A friend or family member
passing away while you
are on the road
✖ Walking in and seeing
someone get fired with no
severance pay
✖ Getting threatened with a
lawsuit fueled by greed
✖ Soul crushing work for
YET ANOTHER DAY even
though you thought it’s
already done

6. Only Way To Last Is To
Take The Good With The Bad
Pledging
Support
For You
Leaving
You Alone
In A
Swamp
Utter
Frustration
From Cold
Reality
Tangible
Anger
With The
System
Making
Promises
To
Change

7. “Johnson, the B.S. meter is high today”
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90
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150
180
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8. The Classic
Explanation For An Absence
“I’m visiting family”
F**kin’ tired of seeing your face and I
hate this job, so don’t push your luck
Corporate Employee Steve!