How monitoring should be automated without jeopardizing accuracy. I will present a ready-to-use system that allows system admins to set up their servers to be automagically picked up by Naemon, and also allowing them to tweak their settings without requiring access to the monitoring system. Most notably, without even restarting or reloading the monitoring system. I will also present a working (I hope) demo of dynamic thresholds in Naemon, using various helpers in a request/response system.