Add some humor to your next food or nutrition presentation by adding some or all of these "Funny Food Quotes" slides to your talk! These are some of my favorite quotes that I have used over the years.

1. Funny
Food
Quotes
Alice Henneman, MS, RDN, FAND

2. “A party
without cake
is just a
meeting.”
– Julia Child
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3. “Strength is the
capacity to
break a
chocolate bar
into four pieces
with your bare
hands — and
then eat just
one of the
pieces.”
– Judith Viorst alicehenneman.com

4. “It’s so
beautifully
arranged on the
plate — you
know
someone’s
fingers have
been all over it!”
– Julia Child
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5. “Part of the
secret of
success in life
is to eat what
you like and let
the food fight it
out inside.”
– Mark Twain
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6. “The odds of
going to the store
for a loaf of bread
and coming out
with only a loaf of
bread are three
billion to one.”
— Erma Bombeck
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8. “I read recipes
the same way I
read science
fiction. I get to
the end and say
to myself “Well,
that's not going
to happen!”
– Rita Rudner
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9. “My mom made two dishes: Take it or leave it.”
– Stephen Wright
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10. “I tried every diet in
the book. I tried some
that weren't in the
book. I tried eating
the book. It tasted
better than most of
the diets.”
― Dolly Parton
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11. “A food is not
necessarily
essential just
because your
child hates it.”
– Katherine Whitehorn
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12. “I believe humans
get a lot done, not
because we’re
smart, but because
we have thumbs so
we can make
coffee.”
– Flash Rosenberg
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13. “I have this
theory that
chocolate slows
down the aging
process … It
may not be
true, but do I
dare take the
chance?”
― Author Unknown
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“No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.” – Author Unknown
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“Did you ever
notice there
are no recipes
for leftover
chocolate?”
– Author Unknown
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