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Funny Food Sayings and Quotes

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Enjoy these food sayings and quotes both for fun and reflection!

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Funny Food Sayings and Quotes

  1. 1. Funny Food Quotes & Sayings
  2. 2. Alice Henneman, MS, RDN University of Nebraska– Lincoln Extension ahenneman1@unl.edu
  3. 3. “Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.” – Hippocrates
  4. 4. “A party without cake is just a meeting.” – Julia Child
  5. 5. “Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces.” – Judith Viorst
  6. 6. “It’s so beautifully arranged on the plate –– you know someone’s fingers have been all over it!” – Julia Child
  7. 7. “Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.” – Erma Bombeck
  8. 8. “I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.” – Totie Fields
  9. 9. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
  10. 10. “Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.” – Mark Twain
  11. 11. “The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.” – Erma Bombeck
  12. 12. “I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.” – Mae West
  13. 13. “Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.” – Julia Child
  14. 14. “Leftovers make you feel good twice. First, when you put it away, you feel thrifty and intelligent: ‘I’m saving food!’ Then a month later when blue hair is growing out of the ham, and you throw it away, you feel really intelligent: ‘I’m saving my life!’” – George Carlin
  15. 15. “No matter what anyone says, my cooking is excellent, even the smoke alarm seems to be cheering me on!” – Source Unknown
  16. 16. “I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself “Well, that's not going to happen!” – Rita Rudner
  17. 17. “My mom made two dishes: Take it or leave it.” – Stephen Wright
  18. 18. “Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.” – Doug Larson
  19. 19. “I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.” – Dolly Parton
  20. 20. “Calories: Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.” – Author unknown
  21. 21. “It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.” – Hugh Allen
  22. 22. Extension is a Division of the Institute of Agriculture and Natural Resources at the University of Nebraska–Lincoln cooperating with the Counties and the United States Department of Agriculture. University of Nebraska–Lincoln Extension educational programs abide with the nondiscrimination policies of the University of Nebraska–Lincoln and the United States Department of Agriculture.

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