A top 10 list of my favorite monsters and other horrifying creatures

1. My Top 10 Favorite
Monsters and Other
Horrifying Creatures
A LIST MADE BY AUSTIN TAYLOR

2. #10: Mummies
 Mummies are number 10 because they’re awesome and
terrifying. Not only are mummies dead (Dead things are
always more scary) but they’re also wrapped in toilet
paper, how is that not scary?
Don’t make fun of my mummy I tried my best to make him look good

3. #9: Count Dracula
 Count Dracula, one of the biggest if not the biggest monster icons out there today, and I pay my
respect to this icon by putting him at number nine. Dracula, for those of you who don’t know,
is a vampire, a blood sucking, sunlight hating, pale skinned vampire.
Tom, Dracula, October 9, 2014 via Flickr, Creative Commons Attribution

4. #8: Sirens
 I first heard of sirens while reading the Odyssey in one of my English
classes, and let me tell you something beautiful women who sing
beautiful songs that draw sailors crashing into rocks, sending them to
their untimely death, not a bad way to die right.
Since there is no picture for this one
I’m gonna tell a joke
“Knock, Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“I”
“I who?”
“I don’t have a good joke to tell”

5. #7: Medusa
 Medusa is next up on the list simply only because she has snake hair, yeah
turning people to stone just by looking at them is pretty cool too, but snake hair!
That is what got Medusa to this spot.
Another
Joke!
What’s the difference between me
and a smart guy?
A smart guy could tell a
good joke!

6. #6: Frankenstein's Monster
 Doctor Victor Frankenstein is the man responsible for creating the monster. The monster may not have a name but
he his a lot of times mistakenly called Frankenstein. Just to make sure you got the point I’m going to say this one
more time, the monsters name is NOT Frankenstein, and that’s all I have to say about that.

7. #5: Flying Spaghetti Monster
 The Spaghetti Monster is actually part of a religion,
although some people would say that this is just a parody
religion, it’s called Pastafarianism. I’m not going to go into
detail about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if you want to
know more than Google it, but just the idea of a spaghetti
monster is pretty awesome which is why he’s on my list.
Osado, MEVyMosey.png, October 10, 2014,
Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike

8. #4: Cyclops
 Giants with one eye! Those words are the only words that can describe why I put
Cyclops on my list.

9. #3: Werewolves
 Werewolves are freaking awesome ok but not those werewolves from Twilight. The werewolves I’m talking
about are the ones who only transform during full moons, with big claws, and that stand on two legs, these
werewolves are the cool ones, not the ones from Twilight.
Final joke: What did Batman say to the Joker?
“Let the hostages go!” the Joker would then
reply “Ok” and drop the hostages off a tall
building, forcing Batman to jump off after them.
Funny right?

10. #2: Dragons
 Dragons are like giant cooler looking lizards, that fly and breath fire. I don’t
know much about dragons, but I do know at least three things about them.
1. They are fire breathing flying lizards (or serpent like creatures)
2. If you tame a dragon you get free rides
3. Dragons and donkeys make weird babies (Shrek taught me that)
This photo was taken from Wikipedia

11. #1: Zombies
 Finally at number one we have zombies, dead, rotting, flesh eating zombies. So
many good movies and tv shows have come from the idea of zombies, a couple
examples The Walking Dead, Zombieland, Night of the Living Dead and many
more. The bottom line is that zombies are awesome.
This photo was taken off of Wikipedia

12. There was my list of monsters that I like, I hope you
enjoyed my list and my horrible drawings of the
mummy, Frankenstein’s monster, and the Cyclops.