Why you should play the best game in all of life

1. WHY YOU
SHOULD
PLAY MASS
EFFECT
BECAUSE IT’S AMAZING

2. You get to be
Commander Shepard
Commander Shepard is great because…
These are all Commander Shepard!!

3. WHATTT
Yeah that’s right you get to pick Shep’s gender and
appearance! Which isn’t that uncommon an option in video
games, but Shep isn’t some silent protagonist or a character
with predetermined lines! You can choose what shep says
and that affects the story! Like it could determine someone
else’s actions, or whether a crucial character lives or dies!
Renegade and Paragon are the “bad” and “good” sides of shep,
and favoring one side will open up extra dialogue options!

4. SO MASS EFFECT IS IN SPACE,
WHICH IS REALLY COOL ALREADY
There’s lots of cool places and aliens to see! Like…
 Rannoch
Illium 

5. AND…
Thessia 
 Omega
Ilos 
 Tuchanka
And so much more oh god
it’s sooo great for real

6. AND ALIENS!!
The aliens are super rad my god so first we have…
The asari !!!!

7. THE ASARI
The asari are a super rad race of only ladies that are the
leaders of the galaxy (Tumblr you should love this…I know I
do!) They’re really smart and good at combat, since they
have psychic powers (called biotics – really important in this
game). They live a loooonng time (1000 years!). They come in
blue and purple and like to wear badass face paint.

8. NEXT ARE THE
TURIANS
Turians are pretty cool. They look like dinosaur – lion – bird
things, and they’re good at military junk. They were the first
aliens humans came in contact with. Unfortunately, you don’t
see any lady turians until the final game. :( They also like
facepaint

9. THEN THERE’S
SALARIANS
They look like salamaders and they like science. They have
short lifespans (40 years). They look weak but they can still
fight! They’re on the council along with the asari and turians.

10. KROGANNNNNNS
Krogans like to fight! They live a long time (1000 years) but it’s
hard for them to have babies. They like to headbutt too. They look
like frogs. Krogan ladies are tough and smart and awesome.
Lady 

11. QUARIANS
Quarians are super smart and like to tinker! They live in a
travelling flotilla of space ships because they lost their home to
their own robots. They have to live in special suits because they
have weak immune systems. They are super cute :)

12. THERE ARE TOO MANY
OTHER ONES TO LIST
But if you play you’ll discover them all!!

13. ALSO ROBOTS

14. AND SPACE DOGS

15. ALSO FOR SUPER COOL TUMBLR
PEOPLE
The game also has many poc and and the pilot is disabled-so
that’s pretty neat including everyone. There’s also lots of
tough ladies! And people of different sexual orientations!!
Super cool I know. Also shep can romance people (if you
want) so shippingggg
 can’t walk,
and still
super rad!
Japanese 

16. IN CONCLUSION…
This game is great and amazing if you like space or awesome
characters or an engaging story or if you are a living person. I would
play all three if I were you and wow they sell them in bundles now
wow amazing!
You can play it on the xbox 360, ps3 or on the pc too so no excuses
go buy it!
(Also people say the ending of the series sucks but it’s not that bad
and it doesn’t take away from the rest of the experience at all)
Like this game series is the best ever changed my life i swear
*But all 3 games are very different from each other in their approach
so you may like one more than the others (some people think the first
one is more boring, so you can skip it if you want)